Bah, I'm too lazy to draw stuff without my clients leaving a deposit first. From this sentence alone I can conclude that there are some Jewish genes scattered around in my Scottish heritage.
Oh, wait... Scots are known for being stingy too.

Yay! No need for Jewish genes!
Yeah, there's rhythm in dancing. That's why I don't dance.
I have a friend who's a world class salsa dancer. There was a celebration party for a European Championship of some sorts that he and his partner had won. I, seeing it as an opportunity to drink a hell of a lot of alcohol for free, was present.
He asked me for a dance, only once.
I want to put emphasis on the word
once here. I mutilated the poor sod.
Stepped on his feet and somehow managed to elbow him about ten times in a total of 20 seconds.
If such a bloke can't evade my clumsiness during a simple
one step forward, two steps back I can't see how the rest of the population could be safe.
