Word Play "Because" Thread

[wizzard]

you're too busy with life because you don't have anything else to do.

 

[Teubier]

You don't have anything else to do because you have a lisp and round ears.

 

[Adorien]

You have a lisp and round ears because you're cuter that way.

 

[wizzard]

You're cuter that way because if you were cutter in another way everyone would've been jelaous to the point of boiling.

 

[Naomi]

If you were cuter in anyother way, everyone would've been jelaous to the point of boiling because haterz gonna hate.

 

[wizzard]

Haterz gonna hate because Haters gonna hate

 

[Naomi]

Haterz gonna hate because you know we're straight up doin' your mom.

 

[xi0]

You know we're straight up doin' your mom because I told you to your face

 

[BakaHaze]

I told you to your face because telling your backside wouldn't do any good.

 

[wizzard]

telling your backside wouldn't do any good Becase i'm not good at talking to people bottoms

 

[Naomi]

I'm not good at talking to people's bottoms because it's too distracting.

 

[wizzard]

It's too distracting. beacause they're too big.

 

[Adorien]

They're too big because you notice them too much.

 

[xi0]

You notice them too much because they're everywhere and in your face!

 

[Adorien]

They're everywhere and in your face because you want them to be.

 

[xi0]

You want them to be because you're a depraved and bizarre individual

 

[Adorien]

You're a depraved and bizarre individual because you are unique and that's beautiful.

 

[Naomi]

You are unique and that's beautiful because you're the only saving grace in a world full of people that bore me.

 

[xi0]

You're the only saving grace in a world full of people that bore me because you're sickdope and you go HAM allday-errrday

 

[Adorien]

you're sickdope and you go HAM allday-errrday because, Xio, what's wrong with you?

Laughed out loud at this post! -Naomidee