So you're probably thinking "But Saber, how could you love Bradman? He's evil! You're just bias".
No my friends, there is no bias here.
Those of you who are shallow will target his body, after all, why would you put it in a bunch of poisonous particles or let into them in you? But you're forgetting the best part - he can change his body to
whatever you like. Six pack, slim and handsome? Bradman can do it. A tank with shoulders 6 feet apart and built like a bull? Bradman can do that. A lean, mean pounding machine with a 9 inch rod? Bradman can do that. For people with a more acquired taste, perhaps you want a curvaceous trap with neon hair, a bountiful bosom and an ass that won't quit? Bradman can do it.
And for you really sick and twisted individuals... tentacles, multiple orifices, futa chicks... whatever you can imagine.
Bradman can do it.
Even though you now know his body is perfect, the renaming critics may attack his personality. "Aha, Saber, he was going to help Zeref commit genocide in Ishgar! He was enjoying it! How can you defend this? I've got you now" - No, you haven't. In fact, you've just highlighted one of this fine gentleman's finest qualities - loyalty. Bradman is no traitor, no turncoat, no....
@Brandish. If this man would gleefully commit genocide for his Emperor, imagine the acts and horrors he would be willing to commit for you, his lover. A troublesome co-worker? Consider them crucified. The police have given you a speeding ticket? They will need a new employee when your husbando hears of this. You accidentally piss off an entire enemy country? Bosco 2.0.
This reaper will do anything for you!
And yes, that includes using his Curses in... uniquely sensual ways. Do you have issues getting sufficiently lubed up? Tenchi Kamei will fix that. Would you prefer a gothic ambience? The Second Seal can certainly make that happen. Perhaps you're a masochist? Tenga Goken will leave you sore for days. Maybe you like teasing and temperature play? A little mix of the Sensation Curse and Ice Devil Slaying should spice things up. Have you ever fantasised about being entirely restrained, unable to move a muscle as the rope burns your skin? Take it up a level with the Thorn Curse. Is all of this too vanilla for you? Do you really want to go the extra mile? Are you desperate to lose all control of the situation? One word - Macro.
Bradman may not be 'normal', but don't let the bigotry of human society fool you, this man will cherish you and make you the happiest person in the world if you give him the chance - he is clearly and truly the best husbando.
