I'm not. We'll be the only team in the division with a win when we beat youDon't count the chickens before they hatch.
how are you
. oh well google it
Fine. You?
Oh, here are some funny work stories:A World Beyond Redemption's synposis said:
KindergartenOne of the other intervention specialist wanted some writing samples from the students so during supplemental (study hall for kids with special needs), I told the kids who did not have homework to work on it.
Me: Oh, the paper must be at least 3/4 of the page
Boy #1: What!? My hand is going to hurt writing that much.
Me: Just do it.
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Another boy turned it in. I looked at what he wrote:
Boy #2's Paper: I can't wate to go home *repeated*
Me: *handing him another looseleaf* Do it again. This time, don't write one sentence over and over again. Write about your favorite sport teams, music, whatever and why.
Boy #2: Awww man
Later, he handed it in
Boy #2: My favorite football team is Ohio State *repeated*
Me: Do it again. This time, explain why you like the team
Boy #2: But I don't know!
Me: Do you like any of the players? The coaches?
Boy #2: I don't know!
Me: Well, think of something!
Afterward, the boy turned in his third paper
Boy #2's Paper: Because I live in Ohio *repeated*
Me:I'll let the teacher deals with you.
Oh, Gats, did you read Ch. 11 from A Memory of Light?I was supposed to work with a student so the teacher introduced him to me
Boy: Hi, I'm 7.
Me: Nice to meet you.
Boy: I'm 7 years old. Are you 8?
Me: Nope
Boy: 9?
Me: Nope. Not even close
Boy: 6?
Me: Nope
Boy: 3?
Me: Nope. If I were 3 years old, I would be smaller than you!
Boy: Are you 0 year old?
Me: *laugh* If I were 0 year old, I would be a baby!
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Boy: Hi, I'm 10 years old
Me: No, you're not.
