Life Most Embarassing Moments

[rabb]

i kicked myself in the head doing stretch kicks in tae kwon do once when i was about 7. that sucked. but it wasn't the most embarrassing thing that ever happen there. first i should explain that there was this girl, Rita, who was in my class at school and went to the same dojo as me. it's very possible i wanted to go to impress her, but if that's true or not, i dont remember. so my first day there, my instructor gives me robes tells me to go change, not to wear jeans underneith them, or anything if possible, but shorts or the like if not; then when i come in to the actual, practice area, bow to the flag, then grab my card so the instructor would know i was there, and mark it. so i changed, i came back around to the main area, bowed to the flag, and went to flip my card, placing all these people behind me.

now, im like six at this point, you dont get a white belt until your 6th or so class, so i didnt have a belt yet, and you have to tie these damn pants of the robe thingy together one either side of your waist. i'm six. i do a horrible job tying these things. i hear my instructor call my name. i turn around and look at him. "i thought i told you no jeans?" i look down and my pants had fallen down, then whole class is laughing at me. thank god i was wearing those jeans though. either way i was red for the rest of the practice, and i couldnt look at Rita for a week.

 

[genkigemini]

Awwwwwwwwww... poor Rabb! At least you were 6 and not 16 or something.

How far did you get in TKD? I got 1st Dan (my black belt) in 1998!

 

[rabb]

i made green belt and stopped going when i was 8. once i get setteled in the navy and i know ill be in port for a while, im gunna try to find another dojo to go to, and do it again. at that point i liked judo better. we actually got to throw people around. and i wasnt impressing rita at all. she had started about a month before me, and when i left, she was getting her red belt with a black stripe.

 

[LadyHatake]

My brother will be testing for his 1st Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do this December. He's also supposed to be going to New York in Nov. for a competition.

My newest story -___-; : Yesterday at work was moderatly busy. Not "OMFG IM NEVER GOING TO FINISH" busy (like Saturday night was) but still pretty bustling. So, being me, I was running around trying to clear and reset tables, keep an eye on the food, help guests, etc. I made a quck stop in the bathroom to fix my hair, and as I come out of the bathroom I slip on the wet floor (it'd just been mopped ><) and fall. It hurt XD

 

[yoniekai]

ouch. yeah, bathrooms kill...

right i had another weird thing happen to me days back. it was raining hard, so i brought my umbrella. we're walking home when suddenly a huge pour comes down. i grabbed my portable umbrella, opened it up and.... only half is showing up. everybody there was stunned for a while, and then started laughing. one girl just laughed so boisterously i got pissed, i tried to fix it, but i cant get it fixed so i ran ("wtf??? run!"). my friends were saying "you're embarassing us go away!"

 

[macherie]

Oh wow just recently i was in a lecture for english, and it was this large lecture hall with at least over 200 people. The lecture hall however, was designed to pack everyone in closely so it wasn't too big. So there i was, taking notes silently with my friends beside me and suddenly... (yup you guessed it, the most cliche thing that could happen)
MY PHONE GOES OFFFFFF!
Now my ringtone isn't one of those high, techno, free ones that come with the phone, lucky enough with my 16mb integrated memory (THANKS SONY ERICSSON ! i can do MANY things wiht 16MB /sarcasm) and i put my ringtone as
L'arc~en~ciel - Revelation
now for those of you that have heard this song.. i'm sure you can remember how the opening of the song goes, however for those of you that don't.. let me describe it.
L'arc is a japanese rock-ish band and some of their songs are pretty drum and guitar based, so the opening starts with what sounds like an electric bass guitar doing a chord, then silence, then again and it repeats this several times. (LLOL sorry i'm bad with descriptions)
And so there i am, taking notes.. and i suddenly nearly JUMP out of my seat from fright, and my friend in front of me jumps too thinking 'what on earth', so i quickly reached for my phone, opened it (it's a flip) and quickly ended call.. (sorry mum!). And gosh it was so embarrassing, apart from the several hundreds of heads to my sides looking at me, adnt hose in front of me, i could feel the glare of 1000000000000 people burning my very back ! embarrassing ;___;
Anyway i have another time which i'll post later ^___^ i think that's enough for a part of my lifestory now [=

 

[Gold Knight]

My brother will be testing for his 1st Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do this December. He's also supposed to be going to New York in Nov. for a competition.

My newest story -___-; : Yesterday at work was moderatly busy. Not "OMFG IM NEVER GOING TO FINISH" busy (like Saturday night was) but still pretty bustling. So, being me, I was running around trying to clear and reset tables, keep an eye on the food, help guests, etc. I made a quck stop in the bathroom to fix my hair, and as I come out of the bathroom I slip on the wet floor (it'd just been mopped ><) and fall. It hurt XD

Ow Katy! Hope you didn't get any bruises.

yoniekai, yeah, I've my own umbrella moments too, though I don't know why your friends thought it was so hilarious... it happens all the time, especially with cheap umbrellas >_<

machiere - lol, sudden phone calls huh? xD

 

[rabb]

oh god... machiere just reminded me of the two most idioticly embaressing things i ever did in school were... im not gunna say one of them, cus it was just stupid, not embaressing (i was really doing it just to piss off my teacher) but this one time in.... *thinks* it was mr. smith, so it was either seventh, eigth, tenth, or eleventh grade... (6th grade was part of the elementary school, 7th and eigth were part of the highschool) i think it was seventh grade though... well anyways... i dont remember all of it cus it was a while ago... but sometime during the school year, the entire class spent like ten minutes screaming "wazzup" at the top of our lungs. many a nearby class was disrupted. and this is when the bud commercails were still airing, so it was timely. but that moment got stuck in my mind for some reason as one of the more memorable ones that year (mr smith was cool, so we had a lot of crazier, and wierder ones).

so here it is at the end of the year, one of the last classes, he's giving some speach, and he says "i hope you learned a lot this year" the first thing in my mind was that day. i meant to say "like 'wazzup'?" but the "like" never came out. so i just yelled "wazzup" in the middle of his speach for no apperent reason at all. all eyes on me, i melt into the ground, and hide between the floors the brightest red goo you ever did see.

 

[ILUVATAR]

-_- oh well i have plenty of those.....

there was this time when me and my family were crossing a hallway of a hotel. 5 star hotel, everyone wearing their best clothes everywhere, and oh little me being naughty
i was playing an arcade game earlier where you had to save your character from some weird crocodiles that appeared from some doors, the doors where parallel. so where the doors at that hallway.... that's what i noticed all of a sudden and turned around to tell it to my sister... i just managed to say "Hey Angela don't those doors look li....." and then i bumped on a fire extinguisher that was hanged on a wall..... now HOW i managed, while i was walking in the middle of the hallway, to bump on that thing.... that even i don't know. of cource everyone heard the sound of my head bumping on it and everyone turned to see...... >_< more red than a tomato was the only comment my mother made of my face afterwards

 

[Paper]

NOTHING i reapeat NOTHING is more embarassing that getting caught beating off by one of your parents.....

 

[woody_green]

I can't really say that it's embarrassing because I was still a brat at that time, around 4 years old. I had diarrhea, but I really wanted to play indoor tag with my cousins. So I was running around at my grandma's house, literally spreading shit on the floor. Then my aunt, carrying some newspapers, came and cleaned up the mess I made. Then I can't remember what happened next.

 

[yoniekai]

hahaha! but the funnier thing is the shock of this to your sig

 

[woody_green]

@yonie: I think that the the color of my poo at that time wasn't chocolate brown but a nasty shade of - well, I'll let you imagine that Btw, my aunt doesn't know that until now, everytime I see her, I still remember that experience, then I would feel grateful to her and embarrassed at the same time...weird

 

[iThePirate]

for some reason almost all my embarassing moments happens when im drunk..

stuff like:
wandering in to the girls restroom
changing my clothes in the middle of a street
missing the toilet two times on the same night
falling down stairs n whatnot

i could go on if i remembered it

 

[Bouland]

i had quite a share of those moments

the one i remember right now is

when i was 17 my parents decided to send me to Mecca for haj (pilgrimage) [in case you didn't know already, i'm a muslim =P]. in haj we are not allowed to wear our regular clothes or anything made by a tailor (don't know the exact word in English so..). so everyone that goes to haj wears a pair of white towels to cover themselves (1 at the upper part of the body and the other used as a skirt to cover the lower part), after al tawaf ( going around al ka'ba for seven times) i sat down to rest for a while after few minutes of seeing people staring at me, I noticed that my crotch was not covered and everybody could've seen it from a certain angle

all i could've thought about at the moment was
/choke-yourself-to-death

but after some time i couldn't stop laughting about it

 

[Totinona]

One incident comes to mind from this summer. Not THAT embarassing, but still..

When I was in Turkey this summer I lived in an appartment/hotel place. And of course, you have to wash you clothes by hand when travling for a long time. As did I,and hung them outside in the sun on the veranda so that they would dry.

Now, a few days later I noticed that I was missing one of my bra's. Oh Yes.
I looked everywhere in the appartment and couldn't find it anywhere. When I then walked out on the veranda and looked down,guess what I found? My bra in a tree! We had to ask the hotel staff too take it down (almost all-male staff). That day I felt like certain people were staring at me.

 

[redcometfm]

Hmm. I guess it was during my first year of college, I met this Iranian girl at the film dept and we started to like each other so we eventually got to hanging out alot (her folks seemed like me). It got to the point where one night we were supposed to get together and work out. But when I got there, supposedly the gym was closed. So we went inside her dorm, her room and watched....(drums)....Wild Things. For all of you illknowledged, its an erotic thriller with Kevin Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards from '98 (really good movie btw). We were laying there on the floor watching this, occasionally glancing at each other. But we didn't end up doing anything! (Stupid shy, signal-picking-up inexperienced me!!!!) So at the end of the night, we said our goodnights, it was a lil awkward but she was beaming at me and said "Im glad I met you." before hugging me. Ugh. Later on (after she had become a lesbian and fessed up) I found out I could have had her completely (she was a complete virgin) that very night. We totally couldve dated! Even her roommates were like WTF about it.

Actually thinking about this, is this really embarrassing? Maybe only to me?
Bah.

 

[Kazi]

dunno if i should post this in the drunken thread or here, but finally decided ro post it here.

Most embarassing moment and alkohol was my friend ^^' ... i drank way too much and couldn't remember the whole night. The next day my friend told me that his mom come over to us and the she chattet with me. Dunno how, but somehow i dropped the line that i find her very hot (that's btw the truth, she's really hot!). She was a little confused but then she invited me to dance and then in the middle of the dancing she gave me a kiss @ the cheek xD ... one note i was 16 ^^'

the most embarassing was on the one side to hear that from my best friend and on the other side to see his mom in the eyes a that day xD

 

[redcometfm]

dunno if i should post this in the drunken thread or here, but finally decided ro post it here.

Most embarassing moment and alkohol was my friend ^^' ... i drank way too much and couldn't remember the whole night. The next day my friend told me that his mom come over to us and the she chattet with me. Dunno how, but somehow i dropped the line that i find her very hot (that's btw the truth, she's really hot!). She was a little confused but then she invited me to dance and then in the middle of the dancing she gave me a kiss @ the cheek xD ... one note i was 16 ^^'

the most embarassing was on the one side to hear that from my best friend and on the other side to see his mom in the eyes a that day xD

dude thats actually pretty awesome, you scored with a hot milf lol

 

[Kazi]

dude thats actually pretty awesome, you scored with a hot milf lol

yeah i know xD ... if she weren't the mom of my best friend then there were no problem .. lol

@your story: i don't think it's really embarassing ... just a little: "wasted chance" ^.-