Life The Drinks Drank Drunk Thread

[The Boff]

so is paryttyyy!!!!! yeha!
im bbrilliant!! and drukn!

 

[yoniekai]

but yeah, ive also said i was going to quit drinking many times as well. But we just keep on crawling back haha

LOL i've been counting the times really. it's about the 12th time now that i swore after a rough night im going straight edge from now ("from now on man. i'm going to change. no more of this stuff, i'm going to be enlightened.")... then two hours later a change of mood

 

[Saturn]

Oh god.. I don't know how many times I've had my face in a toilet bowl, muttering the words, "I'll never drink again." But I've been pretty good! The last time I've had a hangover was St. Patrick's Day 2007!

 

[iThePirate]

aww man is complicated. i dont even know whats happening myself.
I swear the alcohol is killing my brain cells.
turning 18 is doing me no favours.

but yeah, ive also said i was going to quit drinking many times as well. But we just keep on crawling back haha

You oughta drink more with us swedes, we (atleast me) don't care bout what we do when we're drunk, "What happens when drunk, disappears when sober" is something of a motto, now come on, tell me what you said when under the influence of "the truth serum"

 

[Hermie]

We started the russ celebration, because we are graduating high school. So, I've basically been drinking since wednesday, and today is another party, whoo!

 

[iThePirate]

We started the russ celebration, because we are graduating high school. So, I've basically been drinking since wednesday, and today is another party, whoo!

This is something rare, never think I've seen you in here before, well, I'll explain the rule a bit hasty.

NO SPELL CHECK
Enjoy your stay.

 

[The Boff]

whoa peoples... yesterday was beyond awesome. youre not gonna believe what happened even if i try to explain.

but here is the goddamn truth: i hooked up with a lingerie model.
this is her:

Spoiler

and the best part? she hit on me. in a full pub with lots of people i know. it was awesome.
yesterday rocked arse.

 

[yoniekai]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

i am feeling extremely jealous right now you lucky SOB

 

[Saturn]

So, ah. Last time I posted in here I mentioned how I haven't had a hangover since March 2007.. WELL. Today I ruined that. : (

I just spent the last three hours puking, wanting to puke, and wanting to rip my eyes out.

BUT DAMN LAST NIGHT WAS FUN

 

[iThePirate]

whoa peoples... yesterday was beyond awesome. youre not gonna believe what happened even if i try to explain.

but here is the goddamn truth: i hooked up with a lingerie model.
this is her:

Spoiler

and the best part? she hit on me. in a full pub with lots of people i know. it was awesome.
yesterday rocked arse.

BOFF YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

din jävla jävel, jag tror dig inte, de e fan inte sant ge mig bild bevis!!

FUCK!

 

[blai]

iThePirate said everything that needs to be said.

 

[Hermie]

This is something rare, never think I've seen you in here before, well, I'll explain the rule a bit hasty.

NO SPELL CHECK
Enjoy your stay.

Of course I've been here before. ^^ Maybe even before you.

Now I'm drunk again, because we were celebrating our mates birthday. In addition, we did a dare that says you have to drink 6 beers during a school day without the teachers noticing. So I have basically been drinking from 10 am to 4 am at night. =D
As for the spell check, I might type a little slower, but I usually can type without looking at the screnn nor the keyboard, so it comes pretty natural to me, even when drunk. *typed that last paragraph with closed eyes.* ^_^

 

[Saturn]

so I drank a bit and thought it be interesting to poke myself in the eye

i broke a blood vessel haha

now im hardcore

 

[iThePirate]

Of course I've been here before. ^^ Maybe even before you.

Now I'm drunk again, because we were celebrating our mates birthday. In addition, we did a dare that says you have to drink 6 beers during a school day without the teachers noticing. So I have basically been drinking from 10 am to 4 am at night. =D
As for the spell check, I might type a little slower, but I usually can type without looking at the screnn nor the keyboard, so it comes pretty natural to me, even when drunk. *typed that last paragraph with closed eyes.* ^_^

ok you may have been here before but i have majority
but if you can write perfectly when drunk you aint as fun as me n boff... you better get sloppy soon

so I drank a bit and thought it be interesting to poke myself in the eye

i broke a blood vessel haha

now im hardcore

that aint hardcore, thats stupid

you're hardcore when ya start fighting with 5 to 1 odds (you bein' the 1)
or when ya down half a bottle of rum, a bottle of wine and 10 beers and still can get into a club

 

[The Boff]

you're hardcore when ya start fighting with 5 to 1 odds (you bein' the 1)

dude, fighting sucks. real men walk away.

 

[iThePirate]

dude, fighting sucks. real men walk away.

fighting while drunk is fun, fighting sober sucks, then it hurts >_>

 

[Saturn]

that aint hardcore, thats stupid

you're hardcore when ya start fighting with 5 to 1 odds (you bein' the 1)
or when ya down half a bottle of rum, a bottle of wine and 10 beers and still can get into a club

I was being facetious, but OK..

 

[blai]

/soothe

 

[yoniekai]

dude, fighting sucks. real men walk away.

nah, real men fight with 5 to 1 odds, you being the one... and five hottie dayumns if you ever walk away you are officially DIS-MANNED

 

[iThePirate]

nah, real men fight with 5 to 1 odds, you being the one... and five hottie dayumns if you ever walk away you are officially DIS-MANNED

now for some sad news, ive been sober since last wednesday and i have to say sober atleast 10 more days, fuck i hate bein on medication