Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Raven]

Granted but it’s Friday and no one really bother to learn about that

I wish anime production get alot faster and better with Ai

 

[GrySun]

Granted but this super speed means we catch up to the source material of everything, there's nothing new to adapt and while waiting slowly for manga/light novel to continue the animes, you get a bunch of bad filler.

I wish groceries would come to me with no extra cost

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the robots delivering groceries never comprehend bread and eggs being placed above canned goods in the bag.

I wish human evolution would accelerate even if it resembles progress dragging us kicking and screaming towards a brighter future.

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but survival of the fittest kills you and your bloodline first

i wish i could take my cat with me on trips

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted and being covered in cat hairs helps you attract all the crazy cat ladies in the hood.

I wish everyone has seen the 1997 movie "Wishmaster" to get an idea of how wishing can go wrong.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but no one remembers the movie after seeing it and thus erasing it from all eternity.

I wish the holiday season didn't break the bank.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but the holiday season becomes very short.

I wish to visit other stellar systems at will and can return here at will too.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but experience near death experiences when entering a new stellar system.

I wish every place was less crowded in Chrismas.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but nobody cares about Christmas anymore so no stores sell anything special during it.

I wish baby toys took up 0 space. Extremely compact things.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the end result is capsule corp from dragonball and the saiyans invade.

I wish people would stop saying cats are obligate carnivores when the number #1 ingredient in many cat foods is corn.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you begin to question things as your cat corn dropping amount to staggering lvls.

I wish life worked like a video game.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it is a horror video game.

I wish sleep patterns were easier to fix.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but it requires reading books to induce early sleep or hyperactive homey fun time to stay up later to readjust scheduling.

I wish I could read more good books in 2026.

 

[Juviii]

Reading books makes me sleep even later...

Granted but you can only read them online cause paper books will disappear.

I wish to be able to drink more water.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you become overhydrated.
I wish stores didn't close on Christmas.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but robots takeover all those jobs.

I wish plants could be as easily evolved & crossbred as pokemon.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but the evolutions are not what you expect and you get the wrong fruits off of it.
Flashbacks to some cute pokemon turning into hideous creatures..

I wish you could download food from the internet and your phone/monitor spits it out, ready and edible

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the licensing costs to use this proprietary technology are greater than the value it provides.

I wish schools made some form of martial arts training a mandatory requirement for graduation.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but everyone becomes a kungfu master and it creates a lot more problems than solving.

I wish I could move things with ma mind.

 

[GrySun]

Hah even in a school full of kungfu masters I'm sure a hierarchy will form

Granted but it tires you out as much as moving it physically.
I guess thats still useful for moving things that arent super heavy but you dont wanna touch like trash, dead bodies..

I wish I could at will turn on and off when I feel pain, cold/hot etc