Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[GrySun]

Granted, but you're disappointed by the answer. I just flipped Charlie's wish.

I wish we had flying cars

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the sky would be full of traffic and it wouldn't help at all.

I wish I could sleep 8h like a normal person.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but when you wake up after 8 hours of sleep you find yourself even more tired and sleepy ...

I wish the oranges and fruits I forgot to buy would just appear in front of me ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they are all unripe and bitter.

I wish shino took fruits more seriously.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but she becomes a person that only eats fruits(it's bad for you).

I wish it was possible to have a fruit tree in an apartment

 

[Charlie]

Granted but its plastic so you have to the plastic fruit.

I wish we could understand animal language.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but besides animals you can even hear germs and it gets annoying.

I wish real estate prices went down.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but when you decide to sell with the lower prices you will be *disappointed insert gif *.

I wish things in the world were stable.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but stability has a way of creeping into complacency. (Stress and struggle are our prime motivators to mutate, learn and evolve.)

I wish to make better use of facts, science and logic in 2026 than I did in 2025.

 

[GrySun]

Granted. AI is now in everything you own, from your shoelaces to your lawnmower. To assist you with just that.

I wish I could watch animes at 30 times speed and still understand it as well as if I were watching at 1x speed. What do I need for that, a faster brain?

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the superhuman cognitive processing speed results in sleeping 9/10ths of the day to give the brain time to recover and repair. In the way cats might spend 9/10ths of the day asleep to maintain their superhuman reflexes and accelerated mental processing.

I wish a new and fun sport revolving around geocaching could be born.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you fail miserably !

I wish WWWR games end in 2 weeks time ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but I have to host it and whip everyone into deadlines.

I wish I could see Shino's rare cat.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but her rare cat turns into a rare nose ....

I wish I had the ultimate supreme power.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but that's just a pizza name.

I wish I had pizza.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but it comes with toppings you disagree with.

I wish I had a pizza with my favorite toppings

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the pizza server / deliverer has the most annoying italian mario accent ever.

I wish to completely ignore the insanity on social media for 2 weeks.

 

[GrySun]

Granted. Just dont go to twitter and places? It's really not that hard.

I wish I had a fish

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but it looked 2x bigger in the container / water you found it in and is only 1/2 the size previously thought.

I wish people could do themselves more proud.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but their parents will never be proud of them, so they're just coping.

I wish I had some more jars of copium and hopium at home.