Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but you overslept and are not productive at all.

I wish there were more and cheaper houses in the world.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but japan already has that thanks to its declining population.

I wish people of the future would make my accomplishments seem small by contrast of their own achievement.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but their achievements will lead to world's destruction

Granted and it will turn out fantastic.
I wish to read your manga.

Why thanks you Now I found my motivation

I wish everyone here would read my manga like Chacha ~~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it will turn into an ero manga.

I wish shino could populate the world with noses.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you and everyone on earth lose their nose!!

I wish I could find any lost item ..........

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you also find other people's objects that you didn't want to see.

I wish humanity development would lead us to learn how to fly.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the you'd fly straight to the moon only to find that the moon ✨️ landing was hoaxed.

I wish I could be inside other people's heads.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you end up inside of the head of your enemy who is thinking about torturing you.

I wish the roads were always clean.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you step in some sticky gum they forgot to clean.

I wish I understood everything.

 

[Juviii]

If there is gum it's not always clean.

Granted but you regret understanding and want to come back to ignorance.

I wish my team would win Champions League next season.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but soccer's global popularity diminishes resulting in a lukewarm victory.

I wish for Elon Musk's hyperpoop to come out. Uh that is. Hyper. Loop.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but it poops and loops right past your house.

I wish cars didn't exist.

 

[Charlie]

Dayum that's a terrible thing Mr Gry but granted.... I suppose this world is cringe enough.

I wish I could make Murica great again.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted but now Bus-trains clog the city instead

I wish I wasnt such a forgetful bear

 

[Kiki]

granted but now you remember all of your childhood nightmares, sour, embarrassing childhood memories!

I wish panda would take me for a walk when I visit Netherlands

 

[Charlie]

Granted but due to forgetfulness you both will be lost in the forest trail .

I wish Pikachu was real.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but will you change your name to Ash Ketchum to complete the power duo.

I wish I had a better foundation in hard science to iron out some of my random theories.

I wish Elon Musk would build a submarine as I've never seen one with a sunroof before.

 

[Charlie]

Oh dayum maybe with aluminum glass or whatever that newish technology was called its probable. Granted.

I wish there was a cure for excessive nose growth.

 

[Sanity Check]

Oh dayum maybe with aluminum glass or whatever that newish technology was called its probable. Granted.

I wish there was a cure for excessive nose growth.

Granted but the jews were not amused.

I wish to be rich while never being able to afford a decent haircut or sense of humor.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but because Trump is in power the opposite will happen. A strange time we live in brother.

I wish I could make everyone happi.

P.s - was Shino or her nose Jewish @kira @shinobi