Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[GrySun]

Granted, but this just causes traffic at all times rather than no traffic(albeit a bit less bad but at all times) because there's just so many people.

I wish a green apple materialized in front of every living person this instant.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the universe misunderstood your thoughts and brought you to the 'big apple' instead via instant teleportation.
@Juviii
I wish 'z.5' would implement a froum wide systematic change to some members by adding a dot to their account names and henceforth will become known as ".(dot)faction'.
@z.5

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but Kim Dot Com (the megaupload guy) accuses of copyright infringement.

I wish animals and endangered species had more protectors and conservationists.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but a meteorite kills them all anyway.

I wish my money would increase 10x.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but there's suddenly a lot more "digital nomands" in portugal, so the value of currency goes down hard.

I wish I had time to play all the games I'm interested in

 

[Juviii]

Granted but all games are banned the next day.

I wish I was a good singer.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you only sound good in the shower .
I wish I could invent something cool.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but if your invention sits still long enough, Elon Musk will put a sunroof on it & turn it into a boomer mobile.

I wish duck tape made a line of band aids for rednecks.

 

[Charlie]

Granted in general that would be a good idea but the powers that be want you to struggle.

I wish there were more jokesters in this world.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they keep joking even in serious situations.

I wish Charlie gets rained on

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the rain turns to sunshine .
I wish some people appreciated the seriousness of butt jokes......

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but most will never recognise unsanitary conditions associated with sodomy in eras where people never bathed.

I wish I could better appreciate history.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, you are transported back in time with no way back, to better appreciate it.

I wish my bathroom cleaned itself. Again. Man I don't like bathrooms and their cleaning.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you're forced to use nature as the alternative option.

I wish we could establish a statue for nose chan.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you pay for the statue. It will take you quite some years of paying off the expensive luxury gold plated nose..

I wish summer was less hot

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you get the extreme of a colder winter. No need for gold bro... chill.... tho bronze or paper mache would be fine too. My pockets don't run that deep. Have to think about economy /scale or crowd funding.
Also how big would this thing have to be?
@shinobi - what you think?

I wish I was a Cha of all trades.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you have to trade your soul.

If that statue is in real scale you will go bankrupt.

I wish I was super lucky.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but then Gry takes it all away.
Damn a nose built to scale is super expensive???????????!
How massive is this thing and also looks like paper mache is the best option .

I wish I could find a inexpensive nose crafter.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the inexpensive craftsman is toucan sam with a lisp.

I wish I had a use for the kei van sized piles of rocks in the yard.

 

[Juviii]

Granted. You shall now build the nose statue with it.

I wish @shinobi was here.