Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

Granted but humans are blue-skinned now

I wish men would always wear heels for work, and everything else, like women

 

[Juviii]

Blue people sounds fun. Smurf world?

Granted but you have to as well. Fun fact, high heels were initially meant for men.

I wish men were the ones giving birth. Time to give women some reproductive rest.

 

[Sanity Check]

I wish you all would do Yoga with me ~~

Yoga is good.

That nice relaxing feeling.

 

[Charlie]

Ummmm not a wish so not granted but you get lost in your dark desires.

I wish I could see the light sometimes.....

 

[GrySun]

I wish men were the ones giving birth. Time to give women some reproductive rest.

Granted but women get drafted into wars instead while men stay at home to keep the population stable and have all the babies.

Ummmm not a wish so not granted but you get lost in your dark desires.

I wish I could see the light sometimes.....

Granted, but you see it when having a near death experience so you end up departing the world earlier than you needed to(yknow the old "dont go into the light" thing).

Now that the wish backlog is fixed, I wish we got 10 dollars for every wish granted. Actually make that euros, dollars suck.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but its not about cash earned but cash spent that matters.

I wish I could find a constructive use for the piles of rocks I've accumulated on this property.

 

[shinobi]

Yoga is good.

That nice relaxing feeling.

Knew it! You're cool~


Granted, you build a nice path but the rocks somehow rearrange themselves to lead you in circles.

I wish I could use kage bunshin no jutsu to make clones of myself and finish all my work, play, and do everything else I want....

 

[GrySun]

Granted but the clones do all the "play" and other fun activities while you're always stuck doing something unfun.

I wish all births were twins.

 

[Sanity Check]

Knew it! You're cool~

(Life might have done me too dirty to be cool. Haha. Maybe someday~)

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Granted but the clones do all the "play" and other fun activities while you're always stuck doing something unfun.

I wish all births were twins.

Granted but eventually people realize identical twins are clones causing the novelty of human cloning to decline.

I wish I was better @ things I am going to improve @.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you improve so much that your hand and legs fall off due to continuous improvements your body can't keep up.

I wish @kira would leave @shinobi 's nose jokes alone to me and me alone ..... for one day i iwill be the true ruler of the nose...
world......

 

[kira]

already granted cause @kira doesn't joke around and only tells the truth about @shinobi 's nose


I wish to grow some centimeters on my belly

 

[GrySun]

already granted cause @kira doesn't joke around and only tells the truth about @shinobi 's nose

Make a wish!

 

[Juviii]

I grant @kira 's secret wish to grow some centimetres but it's on his belly only

I wish society constructions could start anew.

 

[Charlie]

Societal con what? Whatever it is granted but it gets demolished by a metorite like 3iatlas.
I wish aliens were a thing.

 

[Juviii]

"A social construct is an idea or concept that is created and maintained by the shared agreement of a society, rather than existing independently in nature"

Granted but they want to take you for experiments.

I wish I had an alien pet. Like a cat but alien version or whatever animal they would have as pets.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but it only eats rare minerals, causing you to spend all your money on its food.

I wish the whole world wasn't becoming increasingly anti-foreigner

 

[Charlie]

Is it brother?
Granted but the opposite effect isn't good either as they become clingy and bother you non-stop.

I wish my mind wouldn't feed intrusive thoughts.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the intrusive thoughts can be useful sometimes by taking the opposite of their direction.

Wish I had more production and distribution for random stuffs.

 

[Charlie]

Nah intrusive thoughts are no good in my case they keep me up at night. (Yes like right now my arse should be sleeping)

Granted your wish coz I feel you but randomness ruins any sense of guidance or achievements as you never finish what you started.

I wish @Juviii wouldn't use confusing words like soul constructing conbabulators and then give a generic definition for the lols.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they are not confusing.

I wish sociology books were more popular.