Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

Granted, but you break every phone you get from now on.


I wish all of you evil wishers would do the Gangnam style dance together ~

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but Chaos Panda would probably do the gangnam dance best as he is most likely to resemble the Kim Jong look a like who sings the song.

I wish I had a better idea of what to focus on to improve more.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but inorder to that you focused too deeply on improvements and never started anything due to procrastination.

I wish I wasn't easily amused on somethings and would stop liking posts left and right. ..

 

[shinobi]

Nani nani? Chacha's rebellious phase?

Granted, but you revert to your old ways once this rebellious phase has passed.


I wish I were more rebellious ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it gets you in big trouble and your nose increases 5 cm for every mischief.

I wish we had kept more of our wild features like a better sense of smell or hearing.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but it's permanent. Better get used to the overwhelming awful smells in trains, busses, toilets, etc as humans are stinky.
You will regret the hearing one when you or a neighbor have a baby, or if you live near a traffic heavy road.

I wish every human had photographic memory

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but would photographic memory store data that is useful? Or would it be allocated to memes or singles having a more detailed history of reasons to be mad at their exes.

I wish political conflicts were more like a John Wick movie and less like the special olympics.

 

[Raven]

Granted but it’s only happening in cartoons

I wish to find a hidden portal to a parallel universe

 

[GrySun]

Granted but all that's different in this parallel universe is that your favorite food doesn't exist - rest is exactly the same.

I wish dinosaurs never went extinct.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted then people can take selfies of themselves at the beach swimming with megalodons.

I wish there were separate bike paths leading everywhere as an alternative to traffic congestion.

 

[Raven]

Granted but all that's different in this parallel universe is that your favorite food doesn't exist - rest is exactly the same.

I wish dinosaurs never went extinct.

Actually very evil wish lol, imagine trying to escape only to find yourself in the same setting but worse you can’t even enjoy your favorite food

Granted then people can take selfies of themselves at the beach swimming with megalodons.

I wish there were separate bike paths leading everywhere as an alternative to traffic congestion.

Granted but every route leads to Rome

I wish ice cream never melts

 

[Juviii]

Granted, but that means you have to swallow it whole, thus not being able to appreciate the flavor.

I wish flying cars were already a thing.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but they need a new flying drivers license, and the exam for it is so difficult that you and everyone you know never manage to pass it.

I wish we had floating islands and continents in the air, in perfect locations that don't bother the existing land below. So much new space created for living, cool locations, so many possibilities. Portugal 2 surely will be run better than old grounded Portugal right?
And we didn't even have to go full Pokemon Ruby murdering the oceans for more land!

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted, though the existence of the sky islands hinder aviation causing most trips to take even longer

I wish it was easier for me to fill in these wishlists for all the celebratory days

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the convenience of easier wishlist filling is coupled with robots taking over the job.

I wish we could have an era where nerds dominate the earth, if only for sake of contrast.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but isn't it this era?

I wish the world was ruled by women!

 

[shinobi]

Granted, all the world leaders suddenly wake up turned into women, so the world is ruled by women ~

I wish I could grant Juviii's wish above without twisting it !

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you get bored easily and regret your wish.
I wish I could make warm or moderate temps permanent.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the glaciers melt.

I wish people could create better movies instead of just relying on sequels and remakes of old ones.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted but they're not mass marketed so you have to go out to meet people who have seen niche stuff that could be good regardless of how popular it is

I wish I didn't have that nuggy breakfast bc my bear belly hurt