Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but you accidently burn yourself when the hot switch is off without noticing.

I wish hairdressers didn't multiply the amount of hair we tell them to cut.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but everyone complains hairdressers didn't take enough off the top.

I wish it were easier to see evildoers get their negative karma rewards, so others wouldn't be easily tempted to walk a crooked path.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but now others walk a crooked path logically.

I wish everyone would have some land and growıng the food they need

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but cities would lie abandoned and the value of its real estate would plummet.

I wish architecture development would pursue a more subterranean route to make hobbit homes great again for all.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but then people will be deceived that a nuclear war going on above so they should work and work and live underground and keep quiet.

Spoiler

similar to the Penultimate Truth of Philip Kindred Dick

I wish to levitate on air at will.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but eventually levitation ends up being commonplace and taken for granted.

I wish mass transit was replaced with mass ziplines or mass logrides some eco friendly method of transportation.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but this will also reintroduce natural selection and world ppl will plummet (your wish is evil already, btw )

I wish there will be a free android/iphone MangaHelper forum app that will facilitate entering here on mobile phone.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you break your phone right after!!

I wish the frog I'm about to kiss would turn into anything useful!!! "Froggy, you know you're under a lot of pressure ~"

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but it turns into a swiss army knife and cuts your lip right after

i wish shinoona wouldnt shave my fur as often coming year

 

[Juviii]

Granted, she will just nipple torture you from now on.

Granted, but you break your phone right after!!

I wish the frog I'm about to kiss would turn into anything useful!!! "Froggy, you know you're under a lot of pressure ~"

You say you are kissing a frog after watching kusuriya? Is it a decently sized frog you are french kissing?

I wish Panda meat was a regular meat in the butcher.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but there is only panda meat now and you don't like its taste.

I wish to play violin so well.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you immediately start playing sad violin during sad moments of you or others.

I wish I could clone myself but this clone only lives as a separate mangahelpers account called GryMoon. And now I can play mafia game against myself!

 

[Charlie]

*Just wanted to say that is both intriguing and diabolical at the same time. *

 

[Juviii]

Granted but GryMoon can only play during the night and GrySun during the day.
(Plus your kid tells everyone in school that they have 2 dads).


I wish desserts would magically appear as a bonus after you cook a regular dish.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but they make you gain weights 5 times more if eaten.

I wish I can freeze time for everything else so that I can read books for a few days without guilt.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but thats all you can do when you freeze time for a few days - read books, while your body and its needs are unfrozen. You still get tired but you cannot sleep, can't stop to do something else, can't eat or drink despite getting hungry and thirsty...

I wish it would snow everywhere in the world, really big snow, all december.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but no one could leave home in december and food would ran out.

I wish the sky would turn purple at midnight every new year.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but whenever you are, the sky will be covered with clouds that prevents you to see the purple.

I wish to be able to do telekinesis.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but telekinesis uses sexual energy, causing sex organs to shrink in size, to the degree and proportion to which this power is used.

I wish Elon Musk's wish to fight Vladimir Putin 1 on 1 in unarmed combat could be granted and broadcast live around the world.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but he chickens out of it like with Zuckerberg

I wish people stopped caring about celebrities