Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Charlie]

^ prolly coming soon tbh a generalized human robot .
So it's granted. But when you turn your back on it - it puts on some vintage shades and does the terminator 'I'll be back' line and it scars you for life.


I wish the crypto markets weren't tanking so ma hemorrhoids would stop.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you have to do a prostate exam every month.

I wish there was a MH movie - the stories of weirdos.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you are the main attraction and everyone gets all upon your business and you hate all the aforementioned attention.. ✨️

I wish I could foresee the future so I can make wise decisions.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but even with future sight you always end up making unwise decisions.

I wish my nose could never get blocked. Just let me always breathe through it please thanks

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but lack of nasal congestion is lack of struggle leading to complacency and regression.

I wish I had better capability to make pizzas from base ingredients upward.

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I wish the crypto markets weren't tanking so ma hemorrhoids would stop.

(Bitcoin rose when IRGC began demanding bitcoin payments for ships travelling through strait of hormuz)
(Markets somewhat volatile atm)

 

[Charlie]

*Sounds like my arse will continue to bleed for a few more days. Maybe its male period week....*

 

[Sanity Check]

(I've used bitcoin since 2011. Crypto has been a warzone from almost the beginning...)

 

[Teubier]

Granted but lack of nasal congestion is lack of struggle leading to complacency and regression.

I wish I had better capability to make pizzas from base ingredients upward.

Granted but you trade tomato jam for chacha’s hemorrhoids jam and suddenly the pizze’s taste take a very different turn. Very different.


I wish I could restart the day every time I failed to overcome a wall.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but failing to overcome walls could be a symptom rather than root cause.

I wish someone smart would come along with a legit plan to get to mars before Elon & Space X.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but your trip on Blue origin blows up mid flight. (reincarnate well brother)

I wish my transition to womanhood was a smoother process. I could do without the monthly bleeding. Sighs....

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the real danger is confusing your pronouns, gender nazis dont play.

I wish my assortment of motley and unusual skills came with a title or rank. So I could tell people, "I'm this." And they would know wtf was wtf.

 

[Charlie]

Granted butt the person granting your wish misread your post and thought assortment was a bbl thus you woke up with a huge surprise. And now peeps can tell you "you have that" wtf.

I wish doing the simpler things didn't turn out to be harder things to do.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but while you're trying to decide on what things to do you end up doing nothing at all.

I wish my stupid headache would go away

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but right after you feel the relief it will hit again.

I wish the 24-h day become 30-h instead and we can do work-fun-rest every single day.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the average work week has trended more than 100% longer over time...

I wish more celebrities would release their personal work outs, people are capable of doing more than they realize.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you need to be prepared to pay as much as they do ~

I wish kingdom's chapter 878 wasn't that short!!!!!!!!! Like really nothing happened smh

 

[GrySun]

Granted, it is now twice as long but the extra pages are all praises for Riboku-sama, Futei gloating despite being useless himself, and some Kaine daydreaming of her and Riboku hugging over the dead HSU soldiers.

I wish I knew how to gargle. I just can't do it.

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Nobody is granting this, but its okay I granted it myself, I now can do it

 

[shinobi]

Ara ~ I'll grant that wish for you, worry not my dear Grysun

Granted, but you accidentally chock once, and your brain immediately unlearns the art of gargling for safety reason ~

Granted, it is now twice as long but the extra pages are all praises for Riboku-sama, Futei gloating despite being useless himself, and some Kaine daydreaming of her and Riboku hugging over the dead HSU soldiers.

Nooooo this is the ultimate skippable zone for me!! no Kaine, no Kaine unless you want to show her dead then it's ok I guess.
I want Mouten ~

I wish I could catch up to the Urek Mazino spin-off this week.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but SIU's work is unrecognizable these days.

I wish Dr Seuss journey to writing children's books was better documented and distributed.

 

[Charlie]

Granted until the success goes to the head of the publishing company and they do a collab with Hogwarts so you get Dr Seus with Harry Potter trilogy and it wasn't good.

I wish Sainty, 2beer, Kira, Juvs, Gry & me could could convince Shino to start an 'only nose' account. (Daily adventures of the mysterious nose. Who wouldn't love that?)
@kira
@Sanity Check
@Teubier
@Juviii
@GrySun
@Charlie