Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but it's victorian clothes the poor used so not fancy at all.

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I wish we could all fly.

 

[white_light]

Devious.

Granted, we can all fly, but only underwater.

I wish the stars were visible every single night.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it's stars you see when someone keeps hitting you in the eyes.

I wish the late poet Michael Jackson famous words "it doesn't matter if your white or brown" was how the world really works.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but when people cant discriminate over skin color they can become prejudiced over blood types & other dividing lines. Its totally sad, bruh.

I wish I knew how to make a good pizza with pineapple & sweet potato.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you're the only one who thinks it's good.

I wish to build an enormous maze and trick you all into entering! Once there, you'll never find your way out! Do enjoy all the surprises I've hidden inside, if you survive them ~

 

[white_light]

Granted, but you gotta do years worth of paperwork to make it legally and reasonably safely work to get it approved in the bureaucratic hell of dramatic background lightning Germany.

I wish there was a beverage that cures a lack of motivation. Like a way better morning coffee.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but anything that powerful comes with a laundry list of side effects aka laughs randomly sounding like walrus grunts.

I wish I could teleport my home grown pineapples and sweet potatos so the people would know both are delicious.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but only I get them.

I wish loud people would instantly get slapped by an invisible hand.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the invisible turns visible and you get caught slapping me. (Very rude btw)

I wish the days didn't go so fast... it seems like ya blink and another year dissappears.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but everything could swing toward its polar opposite, that feeling of painting a house with a tooth brush.

I wish the beginning after the end had maintained its earlier quality rather than drifting towards obscurity.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, It keeps it's early quality, but the ending is so tragic you'll spend years trying to emotionally recover from it ~

which reminds me....

I wish I had never watched / read Oshi no ko !

 

[Juviii]

Granted cause same!! That ending traumatised me. But you will hear the hype and think you missed something peak.

I wish Shino would compliment my new avy.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, beautiful avy ~ But I'll steal her from you, tomorrow I'll be wearing the same avy as you ~

I wish I hadn't seen the MG avatars coz now I'm hungry !

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you hear people describing them instead.

I wish the sci-fi predictions were true and we had flying cards and robot maids by now.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but flying cars and robot maids? Weaboo powers flare out of control triggering teh weaboo lolocaust.

I wish solving disputes by dance off made a comeback the way gangs settled disputes with break dancing battles in the 1980s.

 

[Charlie]

^ cool concept granted but since this is an evil wish game, only nudes of you dancing gets posted or aired on national TV becoming a national sensation in ways you didn't want.


I wish peeps would ask the person in question directly when a doubt over something they've said or felt instead of letting misunderstandings occurring or third-party peeps interpet it for them.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but those who are offended by direct questions have a really bad day.

I wish more nations would follow japan's example of declining birth rates so nature could trend back towards balance.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, no more babies, no more schools, games, toys, and teachers become a historical profession.

I wish every photo any of you take from now on captures you striking a JoJo pose, whether you mean to or not !

 

[GrySun]

Granted. Idk what could be a possible downside. Every woman and man find your style irresistible? My steak is too juicy.

I wish days were 48h long so I have soooo many hours more of freedom per day!

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted and bald eagles constantly perch on your shoulder thanks to excessive freedom.

I wish there were more final fantasy style airships floating around the globe.