Helloooooooo~~~!!!!!
So, a couple days ago it was really cold and snowy here, and I heard this noise coming from my wall, where there's an old chimney shaft, that sounded like maybe there was an animal inside. So I figured, he was probably trying to get away from the cold, and hopefully he wouldn't die in there or something cause that would smell.
Well, the next day I came back from three hours of classes, exhausted out of my mind and only wanting to eat my quiznos sub, watch some sportscenter, and take a nap, when I open my apartment door to find a bird flying frantically around the place, crapping on stuff and divebombing the windows. Hm. Turns out, he got out by pushing aside this cheap piece of sheet metal that covers the hole where the old stove pipe used to go in the chimney, and got into my apartment. It took me about ten minutes to get him out through a window (good thing my landlord still hasn't replaced my screens) even though I had two windows wide open, for a while he just kept on flying around crapping on things and divebombing my head. Of all the birds to get stuck in my apartment, it had to be just about the dumbest bird in existence.
So anyway, then I had to clean up all the bird crap he left behind, so I missed sportscenter. But I still got to eat my sandwich and take a nap, so all was not lost. Anyway, that's my big dramatic story of the week
