The Last Person To Post Wins - The Apprentice

[Organizized]

I just made the most delicious Broccoli-Bacon pie evaaar. With my own recipe as well. I've got tears in my eyes out of pride.

Or from chopping onions...

 

[Buffynut]

I just made the most delicious Broccoli-Bacon pie evaaar. With my own recipe as well. I've got tears in my eyes out of pride.

Or from chopping onions...

If I could find a way to not cry like bubbling baby while chopping onions, I would feel like I accomplished something big in my life.

 

[Imperium]

There is a way to cut onions and minimise tears. I can show you. But...

 

[Xadyu]

If I could find a way to not cry like bubbling baby while chopping onions, I would feel like I accomplished something big in my life.

I always give the same advice to people.

When cutting onions, take the knife, slice it through the onion.
Meanwhile, don't behave like a fucking little bitch.

 

[Buffynut]

I've seen those instructions before. I can never do it right. And Gordon Ramsey is scary. Always yelling. Needs to pop a Xanax or something.

Shut up Xad.

 

[Evil3ye]

Wow, he did it like in a 10th time I need to cut an onion.

 

[Xadyu]

Wow, he did it like in a 10th time I need to cut an onion.

You are a poor chef.

 

[Evil3ye]

Are you implying you are better than me?

 

[Xadyu]

Are you implying you are better than me?

At cooking?

Definitely.

 

[Evil3ye]

Microwave food doesn't count.

 

[Xadyu]

I don't even own a microwave, bitch.

 

[Evil3ye]

Dönerbude von nebenan dann?

 

[Xadyu]

Dönerbude von nebenan dann?

Like I can afford that! Thanks for reminding me..

 

[Evil3ye]

Neither can I.

 

[Buffynut]

We some broke bitches

 

[Organizized]

Just got my first Platinum trophy.

 

[Xadyu]

Just got my first Platinum trophy.

I don't even have one.. I think..

What did you get it for?

 

[Buffynut]

Just got my first Platinum trophy.

I could stare at that dancing ninja turtle for hours.

 

[Xadyu]

I could stare at that dancing ninja turtle for hours.

You really need to come up with better plans to spent your days off.

 

[Organizized]

I don't even have one.. I think..

What did you get it for?

I've gotten up to like 80-something % for some games but then there's always this really difficult or cbb trophy which stops me from getting platinum. But now I finally got one. For Ni no Kuni! And it only took me... about 75 hours!