Life The MangaHelpers Confessional Thread - Part 3

Farfalla · Dec 13, 2014

M3J said:
Learn her schedule, stalk her, and then ask her at the right time. Gosh, our generation sucks at being romantic.

o.o

Hardy · Dec 13, 2014

Farfalla said:
o.o

Ofc you don't get it, you're from another generation '-'

M3J · Dec 13, 2014

No, she's from the old generation, so she should get it. But I guess Brazilians are too unromantic for that. :<

No one watches classic movies? Y'all suck.

kkck · Dec 13, 2014

M3J said:
Learn her schedule, stalk her, and then ask her at the right time. Gosh, our generation sucks at being romantic.

Its not just asking her at the right time, you have to do a huge, overplayed and exaggerated romantic gesture using all the intimate knowledge you learned from her while doing said stalking (don't take the twilight approach and just look at her sleep while contemplating brutally draining her blood, you need to make it count and go through her stuff. Teens are easier, they are gender required to have a diary, presumably to give stalkers the detailed information they need). Because that is how they prove in movies to women that he is the guy she is meant to be with, that's how you prove not being with you is opposing god damned fate. You want her to know that not being with you can upset some karmic balance or otherwise angry deity who rules over our lives. Oh, and it has to be as public as possible. The more you put her on the spot the better. Aim at places where people will have no option but to look at the two of you, you need to put psychological pressure on her so that if she says no after this grand romantic gesture she will be a colossal bitch on the eyes of the strangers that you involved as spectators. Aim for airports, malls or stadiums, best case scenario she fears people will throw drinks or blunt objects at her if she rejects you. Oh, and if she has this ongoing, deep and meaningful relationship with a perfectly nice guy who has some flaws but is still mostly ok then it is even better. You get the satisfaction of saving her from a guy with whom she had spent important amounts of time building a meaningful relationship to be with you whom she barely knows because she didn't know better to pick you from the start.

God, romantic movies suck =_=

Dried Ambrosia · Dec 13, 2014

I confess I holish##%&d at kkck's comment @.@

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That's just devilishly romantic, man!

Not!

kkck · Dec 13, 2014

Just devilish then :derp

?

Farfalla · Dec 13, 2014

Millennial Generation starts around 1980 and ends around 2000, so suck that, teenagers!

M3J · Dec 14, 2014

kkck said:
Its not just asking her at the right time, you have to do a huge, overplayed and exaggerated romantic gesture using all the intimate knowledge you learned from her while doing said stalking (don't take the twilight approach and just look at her sleep while contemplating brutally draining her blood, you need to make it count and go through her stuff. Teens are easier, they are gender required to have a diary, presumably to give stalkers the detailed information they need). Because that is how they prove in movies to women that he is the guy she is meant to be with, that's how you prove not being with you is opposing god damned fate. You want her to know that not being with you can upset some karmic balance or otherwise angry deity who rules over our lives. Oh, and it has to be as public as possible. The more you put her on the spot the better. Aim at places where people will have no option but to look at the two of you, you need to put psychological pressure on her so that if she says no after this grand romantic gesture she will be a colossal bitch on the eyes of the strangers that you involved as spectators. Aim for airports, malls or stadiums, best case scenario she fears people will throw drinks or blunt objects at her if she rejects you. Oh, and if she has this ongoing, deep and meaningful relationship with a perfectly nice guy who has some flaws but is still mostly ok then it is even better. You get the satisfaction of saving her from a guy with whom she had spent important amounts of time building a meaningful relationship to be with you whom she barely knows because she didn't know better to pick you from the start.

God, romantic movies suck =_=

Dude, learn the art of summarizing.

Farfalla said:
Millennial Generation starts around 1980 and ends around 2000, so suck that, teenagers!

you're part of the baby boomers generation....

kkck · Dec 14, 2014

I know the art, I simply choose not to use it. Its a remarkably boring art.

M3J · Dec 14, 2014

You're so flaccid.

Day · Dec 18, 2014

Realized this problem is bigger than I thought it was. Ignoring common sense of what to do and fighting common sense is what got me here, so.

I think I might need medical help getting back to a healthy weight. Lack of appetite, going out side (such as shopping)and everything that normally make me smile ... I just can't anymore. Responsibilities stacked up. Missed dates. Broken promises. I'm a mess.

Faust · Dec 19, 2014

I confess that I don't like Taylor's latest album and her pop songs.

The one and only song that I like from her latest album is this song: http://vibeclouds.net/tracks/clean_taylor_swift.html

I think she made this Pop Album to gain more Billboard #1 Hits. Her popular country songs only reached #2 ("You Belong With me," "Today Was a Fairy Tale"), #3 ("Mine"), #4 ("Love Story"). Her first #1 Hit is "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" which is a dance-pop song and which also gave her a second Record of the Year nomination at the Grammys. I think the "success" of that song made her think about making more pop songs and hence her latest album. Now she has three #1 Hits and two consecutive "Shake If Off" and "Blank Space" both from her latest album. And now "Shake It Off" is also nominated for Record of the Year and also Song of the Year at the Grammys.

With the "success" of her pop songs, I'm afraid she'll do more pop songs in the future. I don't like what's happening.

M3J · Dec 22, 2014

Day said:
Realized this problem is bigger than I thought it was. Ignoring common sense of what to do and fighting common sense is what got me here, so.

I think I might need medical help getting back to a healthy weight. Lack of appetite, going out side (such as shopping)and everything that normally make me smile ... I just can't anymore. Responsibilities stacked up. Missed dates. Broken promises. I'm a mess.

Go to a psychiatrist and eat some pizza in the meanwhile. You'll feel better. Gotta have a day off to yourself too, it seems you may be super stressed.

Linn · Dec 28, 2014

FaustXIII said:
I confess that I don't like Taylor's latest album and her pop songs.

I think she is being very smart, she has been around for a long time (8 years now) but still managed to stay at the top of the charts and keep people very interested in her. She knows if she continues making country music, she'd lose out to the pop-dance artists that seems to be mainstream now. It's possible she's grown out of making country music too.

It's a shame she has stopped making country music, but something tells me Taylor will make the odd one or two country songs because she knows there are people like us who still like the old songs. Her new songs aren't as good as her old ones, but I still think it's better than the rest of whats out there.