Yeah, just tired it out against some Rangers, it failed sometimes. Ugh... my stall cheat won't work like that. It also has Bounce though, but only 5 PP. Perhaps I should just run with Marie the Sandslash, it could be just what my team needs.



Holy cow. Fingers crossed to carry Hermie for three more levels."Farfalla" Lv. 17, Rash (+SpA -SpD). (Route 31, Lv.4.) Quick tempered![]()
"Hermie" Lv.18, Naive (+Spe -SpD). (Sprout Tower, Lv.4.) Mischievous![]()
"Dudette" Lv.9, Timid (+Spe -Atk). (Dark Cave, Lv.3.) Likes to run '-'![]()
"Dennise" Lv.13, Adamant (+Atk -SpA). (Union Cave, Lv.5.) Highly curious![]()
"Top %" Lv.7, Impish (+Def -SpA). (Route 33, Lv.7.) Highly curious![]()
"Gregorykun" Lv. , Bold (+Def -Atk). (Slowpoke Well, Lv.6) Sturdy body![]()
"Gaj Smash" Lv.7, Modest (+SpA -Atk). (Route32, Lv.4.) Likes to relax![]()
"Blaze it" Lv.5, Sassy (+SpD -Spe). Ilex Forest, Lv.5). Highly persistent![]()
NO ONE YAY
"Obligation" Lv. 11, Hardy. (Starter, Lv.5.)![]()
"Egg" Lv.Egg. (Egg, Egg) Egg.![]()
Pokemon HG Nuzlocke Part III
We go into the forest and fight WAY too many Oddish. Half of the team learns Headbutt because why not. In Route 34 we catch a Lv.10 Drowzee. She's hasty and has good endurance... I name her Fat Cunt anyway. I leave her and Blaze it in the daycare, who knows, I might need them.
As we leave the daycare we approach a police officer that fights us with his single Pokemon, a Growlithe. It hits hard but Dennise can manage it, she's a tough vamp... or so I thought. The next attack if a critical hit, that sends Dennise into the graveyard. NOOOO she was going to carry us ;-;
Hermie steps in, wanting to avenge his friend... and gets immediately burnt. Is this random Growlithe the end? Hermie fights bravely despite the burnt, and powered by his anger he manages to leave the bastard Growlithe open for his famous Coup de Grace.
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"This is for Denisse you mongrel" licks
We finally make it to Goldenrod and I freak out and buy ten potions. Then I remember it's much more efficient to buy drinks... not my day...
Potion: 20 hp for 300 = 1 hp per 15
Water: 50 hp for 200 = 1 hp per 4
Lemonade: 80 hp for 350 = 1 hp per 4.5
The size of the city overwhelms me and after this fuck up I just check a guide. An NPC gives you a Machop for a Drowzee, which I have. I normally wouldn't even think of this as I cannot use Machop, but he comes with a Macho Brace which could be extremely useful when grinding... but then I'll lose Sam the Fat Cunt...
Fat Cunt or Macho Brace...
Macho Brace it is.
I move to the next Route and foolishly grab Kenya the Spearow for the Mail quest, so now I'm carrying around a Pokemon I cannot use. Perfect. My encounter is a Drowzee which I reroll into a... Lv.12 Fem Nidoran. Not bad? Not bad at all... I catch her on a Premier ball (yeeeeeee) and name her Niderin. After this I go back to the city, grab the bike, unlock the gym and go straight in.
Newest member Niderin does Flamenco dances all over the beauties in the gym and low kicks all their pokes, evolving in the process. Only MONSTER WHITNEY is left. Her Clefairy mimics Farf's Stun Powder AND metronomes and electrical attack that almost kills her. While we still get the upper hand and win full hp, Farf remains paralysed. Here comes Miltank...
I forgot Rollout is a rock move so it very quickly puts Farf in danger. I switch to Hermie in desperation and his HP goes under 50% in a single hit (WHY DOES THIS WORK ON GHOSTS!?. I then switch to Dudette that is almost ten levels lower... and she actually tanks some hits!? I was quite impressed, this allowed me to heal everyone and switch the momentum. Before she died I switched to Niderin, who gets us the win in a battle of attrition despite Whitney using 2 super potions. NICE!
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RIP Denisse, hope you enjoyed our time together and being better than Gaj. Really wanted to play with you ;-;
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Bye Sam the Fat Cunt! Gaj Smash will have your place in the daycare. Have fun with your new pal... Jose!? What
I use my timelord powers not only to meet the next Week Sibling but also because here comes the... BUG CONTEST! What exciting Pokemon will I get in here?
LV.14 SCYTHER YEAAAAAAA!!!! 5% BABEEEE. Surely she will be first place right!? ... No, third place, lost to another Scyther and a fucking Paras. Oh well. She is Jolly which is pretty nice albeit no technician unfortunately. I name her Scyrev and she goes straight into the daycare with... Blaze it, Gaj won't Smash. At this point I realise I'm mostly getting ladies and this party looks like Hermie's Angels.
In Route 36 we encounter... Lv.13 Hoothoot. Alright, I did need a flying buddy. Named the little guy Holtholt and went on to the Sudowoodo fight... to then notice I forgot to get the squirt bottle in Goldenrod. So I ran back and forth and killed the stupid bastard with Erin, she hates trees. I finish the Kenya quest to get rid of the guy and earn Rest. Next comes Route 37 and we grab a Lv.13 Spinarak, Spinach, meh.
We make it to the city and go straight to the burnt tower. The first encounter is a Rattata, its reroll a Lv16 Koffing, "Coffee". Ok we've been fine for a while it would be a shame if the rival came out of nowhere here and ruined our fun.
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Fuck.
I still have no counter to Quilava so my best hope is Paralysing it and hope for the best. Niderin manages to bring it down and Farfalla learnt Psybeam midfight, so with the plot power on our side we manage to win here with much less trouble than the last time, nice. "Don't you get it, I'm going easy on you!" Says Ustwo as his 1HP magnemite dies cementing his defeat. Next comes the Ghost gym...
Everything is ez pz for Farfalla as she just one shots anything in front of her until Morty. And then... then came his Gengar.
Gengar outsped Farfalla and put her to sleep, so I couldn't paralyse him. He hits like a truck too so just after she wakes up I switch her out before she dies...
In comes Spinach who was just chilling and getting to know everyone. Here I am hoping Gengar won't directly attack or somehow miss. How will Spinach fare in his first battle!? One shot, that's how
Farf still isn't healed so I need someone to fight bravely next... Loyal Dudette, who has saved me plenty of times so far, or good old Gregorykun who I will need to surf around? Dudette it is, let's hope or the best...
... the best didn't come, she got one shot as well
Farfalla came in and smacked that asshole with her Psybeam. Next came Haunter who put her to sleep for a needlesly long time, but the worst had already passed and she sealed the deal. We are now halfway there with our badges, but at what cost?
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Rest well Spinach, we hardly knew ye.
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Ah my sweet Dudette... You were always there when I most needed to tank like a boss, not giving a shit to level differences. You helped me catch most of the squad too. We'll never forget you.
"Farfalla" Lv. 28, Rash (+SpA -SpD). (Route 31, Lv.4.) Quick tempered![]()
"Hermie" Lv.22, Naive (+Spe -SpD). (Sprout Tower, Lv.4.) Mischievous![]()
"Niderin" Lv.23, Gentle (+SpD -Def). (Route 36, Lv.12) A little quick tempered![]()
"Coffee" Lv.16, Lax (+Def -SpD). (Burned Tower, Lv16) Loves to eat![]()
"Top %" Lv.7, Impish (+Def -SpA). (Route 33, Lv.7.) Highly curious![]()
"Gregorykun" Lv.6 , Bold (+Def -Atk). (Slowpoke Well, Lv.6) Sturdy body![]()
"Gaj Smash" Lv.7, Modest (+SpA -Atk). (Route 32, Lv.4.) Likes to relax![]()
"Holtholt" Lv.13, Lonely (+Atk -Def). (Route 36, Lv.13) Highly persistent![]()
"Blaze it" Lv.?, Sassy (+SpD -Spe). (Ilex Forest, Lv.5). Highly persistent![]()
"Scyrev" Lv.?, Jolly (+Spe -SpA). (National Park, Lv.14) Likes to thrash around![]()
"Dennise" Lv.13, Adamant (+Atk -SpA). (Union Cave, Lv.5.) Highly curious![]()
Fell against Policeman Keith vs Lv.17 Growlithe on Route 34
"Fat Cunt" Lv.11, Hasty (+Spe -Def). (Route 34, Lv.10) Good endurance.![]()
Traded for "Muscle"
"Spinach" Lv.13, Hardy ( - ). (Route 37, Lv.13) Quick tempered.![]()
Fell against Leader Morty vs Lv.25 Gengar in Ecruteak Gym.
"Dudette" Lv.11, Timid (+Spe -Atk). (Dark Cave, Lv.3.) Likes to run ;-;![]()
Fell against Leader Morty vs Lv.25 Gengar in Ecruteak Gym.
"Obligation" Lv. 11, Hardy ( - ). (Starter, Lv.5.) Often scatters things![]()
"Egg" Lv.Egg, Egg (+Egg, -Egg) Egg.![]()
"Muscle" Lv.11, Lonely (+Atk -Def). (Traded for Fat Cunt, Lv.11) Proud of its power![]()
8:58h Playtime, 4 Badges, 10 Pokemon, 4 Casualties, $ 25706
It should be fairly easy tbh, he does well but these gyms just weren't for him. The hack makes him a Gengar at 37 btw.Holy cow. Fingers crossed to carry Hermie for three more levels.





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:/There is nothing left. I have to grind up this garbage left to have a fighting chance.
Mega Audino is in ORAS only, I have to take the unevolving Water mon for the Team Flare Elite Four member.... It's gonna be a massacre![]()
Indeed, Hope is dead:/
Well you can at least evolve Joker and teach Earthquake to Diesel. I heard the elite 4 isn't so hard and you are allowed to tackle them in any order so there's still hope...
No wait Hope died nvm.
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