I'll follow you into the dark

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Indeed

Man, work today was exhausting

I worked with M/H kids (multi-handicap) and they were a handful. Most of them were hitting and kicking each other or at the adults. They were screaming and whatnot.

The worst thing was that we have a lockdown drill today so we practice if a crazy gunman comes into the school. After we locked the door and turned off the lights, we were supposed to stay in a corner in total silence. Let's just say if this really happens, the class would be dead.

 

[xi0]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

The worst thing was that we have a lockdown drill today so we practice if a crazy gunman comes into the school. After we locked the door and turned off the lights, we were supposed to stay in a corner in total silence. Let's just say if this really happens, the class would be dead.

I imagine that was influenced by what happened here on the first day of school?

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

 

[xi0]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Oh, I'm surprised the news wasn't more widespread, especially with you being an educator.

There was a shooting at my high school on the first day of school. Both the attacker and the victim were special-needs students. The bully even had Down-Syndrome. I guess the bullied one was teased by him in the cafeteria, he told him "I'm going to kill you". Then he left, and came back with a shotgun and shot the kid. The kid is still alive. Apparently the shooter brought the shotgun to school in his backpack, broken down. A guidance counselor grabbed him and disarmed him.

SEE THIS IS WHY TEACHERS AREN'T PAID ENOUGH FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Oh, I've read about that. I thought you were talking about my first day of school. ^^;

I don't know if the lockdown drill was planned already or if it was b/c of that attack.

TBH, I sometimes think about what I would do if something like that happens at the school I'm working at. I would definitely grab my cell and alert the police; if I'm not able to talk, I would at least text someone to alert them to the matter.

 

[xi0]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

It's something to have protocol for, but just like that theater shooting, it isn't something to obsess over

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

I know. I just do a quick look around so I know my surrounding. ^^

Anyway, I got another work story

4th Grade, Social Studies

I was helping a student with a crossword puzzle when a classmate interrupted.
Boy: Miss N., I really like your bre- I mean, watch.
Me: Um... thanks.

Hormones...

 

[xi0]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Woah....really?

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Yeppers. Freudian slip at it finest.

I wanted to laugh because it was so random, but I think he was embarrassed already.

 

[xi0]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

I'm going to stop thinking about that situation now

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Good idea

I'll post another funny story just to distract you

So during lunch break, a student aide wanted to show us a funny clip that some fifth graders made for a project. These girls decided to make a superhero movie called The Ultra Girls and the team include Arch-a-girl (an archer), Lift-a-girl (a strong woman), Speed-a-girl (fast), and Craze-a-girl (a crazy girl). Here are some funny moment

Opening: The girls approached the camera doing several poses. Craze-a-girl then struck a pose, but Lift-a-girl suddenly knocked her down to the ground. Then the latter posed as if nothing happened.

-

Craze-a-girl: *holding a phone* Oh no! A cat is trapped on a tree. We have to save her!
Everyone: Ultra Girls to the rescue!
Speed-a-girl: *pointing to a shelf* There she is!
Arch-a-girl: Here, kitty, kitty! Come on down!

Someone pushed the plushie down and the girl tried to catch it. Unfortunately, they missed.

One of the girls: Idiot!

-

Later, they discovered that Lift-a-girl has been captured by the evil Pillow Pet so they went off to save her. They found her lying unconscious on the ground.

Craze-a-girl: Oh no, it's Lift-a-girl!
Arch-a-girl: Careful! Don't touch her!

Lift-a-girl woke up and faced her teammates.
Lift-a-girl: I'm evil now! (included with subtitles for dramatic effect)
Everyone: Oh no!

After they knocked her unconscious
Arch-a-girl: Let's get her back to the base and save her!
They dragged her across the floor

-

Later

Lift-a-girl: Where am I?
Speed-a-girl: Here. We want you to drink this (the potion to de-brainwash her)
Lift-a-girl: What is this?
Arch-a-girl: This drink is evil and since you're evil, you should drink it!
Lift-a-girl: Oh okay! *drink*

A second or so later
Lift-a-girl: Hey! I'm back to normal!

Anyway, in the end, they captured the evil Pillow Pet and peace was restored to the land.

---------- Post added September 05, 2012 at 08:46 PM ---------- Previous post was August 31, 2012 at 11:45 PM ----------

Two more work stories

8th Grade

Girl #1: When I grow up, I want to live in Miami.
Girl #2: I want to live in England.
Boy: Why?
Girl #2: Because that's where One Direction lives.

Girl #2: My six years old sister is psycho
Girl #1: Why is that?
Girl #2: She's a huge Justin Bieber fan and she's pissed that he's dating Selena Gomez. She kept saying that she's going to kill Selena so that Justin would be hers. I freaked out and told my mom about it. All she said, "What am I supposed to with her?" and I said, "Tell her to stop acting psychotic!"

Beiber fans...

 

[goldb]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

You should've told the girl that you were a Beiber fan too, watch how her sister would come find you the next day

 

[scav]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

page 69

 

[goldb]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

page 69

Nope, 35

You're sick

 

[scav]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

lol why im sick? i got page 69 here that's all, are u saying there is something wrong with 69?

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

*cough* Let's hurry to the next page. Shall we?

You should've told the girl that you were a Beiber fan too, watch how her sister would come find you the next day

But I want to live...

 

[goldb]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

*cough* Let's hurry to the next page. Shall we?

Yes please

But I want to live...

I'm sure you could take her...


How are you doing today? (I accidentally typed your name instead of "chu" )

 

[riki]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Awww... you want that to be my smiley? Though knowing scav, he would abuse it.

Work was pretty easy today, and I wrote more of Ch. 8. I think I'm a little halfway done though don't ask me the page numbers yet since I haven't copied and pasted it into Word Document. Have you caught up yet?

Anyway, I have to go to the library to print some thing so

 

[goldb]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

Awww... you want that to be my smiley? Though knowing scav, he would abuse it.

Yeah that's true

Have you caught up yet?

Woman, that is an extremely dangerous question to ask. Are you sure you wanna know the answer to that?

 

[scav]

Re: The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell

noooo what happened to the page 69, i didnt spam it enough

---------- Post added at 08:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:26 PM ----------

Awww... you want that to be my smiley? Though knowing scav, he would abuse it.