I'll follow you into the dark

[goldb]

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[scav]

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[goldb]

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dude...

 

[riki]

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Woman, that is an extremely dangerous question to ask. Are you sure you wanna know the answer to that?

Let me guess.... no

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

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I thought you may want to read this :

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"


Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"


Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.


While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"


Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade."


Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.


Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"


Harry, after a moment: "Legs."


Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"


The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Harry replied: "Pockets."


Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"


Harry: "Pants."


The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."


Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong... "

 

[riki]

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That was so hilarious even my mom was laughing

 

[scav]

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lol u seems very close to your mom. personally when i have my mom behind me i switch to google no matter what i was doing xD

 

[xi0]

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lol u seems very close to your mom. personally when i have my mom behind me i switch to google no matter what i was doing xD

I was like that when I was 16 too

 

[scav]

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[riki]

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lol u seems very close to your mom. personally when i have my mom behind me i switch to google no matter what i was doing xD

Yeah, I guess we are. I usually show her those funny memes, which she enjoys.

I was like that when I was 16 too

....

 

[xi0]

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Don't dotdotdot me too

 

[riki]

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....

Spoiler

 

[xi0]

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---------- Post added at 08:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:27 PM ----------

Oh I think I mentioned a Pho place opening up here really close by....................still hasn't opened yet

 

[riki]

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That's annoying >.>

We have a new burrito place opening up here, and they already have coupons out promoting it. Unfortunately, the restaurant is still not ready and the coupons expired.

 

[xi0]

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Yeah I think the sign was up in the window at least as early as mid July

Do you like Indian or Nepalese food?

 

[riki]

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I love Indian food though I have never tried Nepalese food before.

What would you recommend?

 

[xi0]

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I love Indian food though I have never tried Nepalese food before.

What would you recommend?

No idea

There's this Indian/Nepalese place I've been meaning to try. I've only tried it once some time ago. I like Naan a lot.

It seems to be similar cuisines, but maybe Nepalese is more hearty because it's in the mountains? I really don't know...


What's your favorite cuisine?

 

[riki]

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Vietnamese, of course

Italian is also good.

Yours?

 

[xi0]

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I don't have one. I can't choose. I like all of it

Italian, Chinese, Sushi, Mexican,etc

 

[riki]

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All of them are delicious all right.