FNQ Seikos Newsletter
October
Wrap-up
The Seikos are 2-0 in their first NBA season. The club has tasted success in the more prestigious Australian sports and has wasted no time adapting to the rigours of a 82-game competition. Manager μ was impressed with his players, but notes they are yet to be tested. "To be furrr, [regarding] those Argentinian's in the first round, we excepted the Puma's but got the Pussies. So it'll be a lot more difficult next time with them I'm sure. And then we had the choke artists who were too busy playing S&M in Hollywood to show up. Hard to tell if we're any good".
μ, who has been a controversial figure in his coaching career, was asked by ESPN if his comments were perhaps racist or politically incorrect.
"I'm from Australia, we can barely fucking talk as it is and you wanna censor it? Want me to repeat 'I'm here so I don't get fined'? Shut your mouth".
"Why not talk about the positives. Ja's game would put a horn on a jellyfish. Johnson and Brunson are pushing for elite status. And we got a handful of kids putting treys in nets and bums in seats. We ain't top of the comp but we put on a show
". Seems we got ourselves a cowboy.
November is not looking good for the Far North Queensland based team. They have GTA, The (fake) Caribbean's, Gon's boys and then The (real) Caribbean's to provide a good litmus test for the new franchise.
"Look, they got us on paper. Don't mean shit though. We can scrap, go old school, hair pulls and scrotum grabs. Give 'em something to think about when they step to the paint". It remains to be seen if μ is up to his old tricks before matches.
New Supplement Program
Manager μ was upset with several 'non-covid related sickness' rests during the opening fixtures. Quick to respond, the Seikos mandated a supplement program for any of their sick athletes:
"Harden the fuck up".
The message was loud and clear. Some players were taken aback from this aggressive, almost toxic approach. And they were told to take their skirt off and harden the fuck up. Seems the Seikos will be fined quite a lot this season with PR like this.
Around the grounds
Beta Kane got his ass spanked twice. The defending champs started slowly and would not like to channel the Los Angeles Lakers any further.
"Gib Trae" - all scav had to say on the matter.
GTA and Gon's crew are top of the leaderboard and share betting favouritism with both Caribbean teams and Sanse, all hovering around $5 to $7. The British and Falconia's are next fancied at $10, Sam out to $13 and the Seiko's coping hard with the rest of the competition at $26.
Quote of the Month
^before copping.
This newsletter is updated monthly until the season is over.
Go Seikos!!!
