Word Play "Because" Thread

[BakaHaze]

They're blind and unable to speak the local tongue because they're like that.

 

[xi0]

They're like that, because someone was trying to be funny and made a typo

 

[shaheer]

some one was trying to be funny because they were in Fun Forum

 

[xi0]

They were in the Fun Forum because they were bored and wanted to spam

 

[Naomi]

They were bored and wanted to spam because your mom wouldn't answer my booty call.

 

[xi0]

Your mom wouldn't answer my booty call because she was too busy defeating super villains with her numchuck skillz

 

[Naomi]

She was too busy defeating super villains with her numchuck skills because I am one of those super villains.

 

[Adorien]

I am one of those super villans because I'm actually evil.

 

[xi0]

I'm actually evil because I don't like playing by the rules

 

[Naomi]

I don't like playing by the rules because well-behaved women have rarely ever made history.

 

[Charlie]

Well behaved women have rarely ever made history because I Won't Show or Fear Any Pain

 

[xi0]

I won't show or fear any pain because a childhood accident left me impervious to such things

 

[Adorien]

A childhood accident left me imprevious to such things because life sucks.

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[xi0]

(I mutated like the hulk....)

Life sucks because people don't spend enough time appreciating it for what it is.

 

[Naomi]

People don't spend enough time appreciating life for what it is because they get tangled in the details.

 

[xi0]

They get tangled in the details because the human brain has evolved so much that we actually have to be "happy" in order to function fully.

 

[Naomi]

We have to be 'happy' in order to function fully because any other condition is automatically an excuse for short-comings.

 

[xi0]

Any other condition is automatically an excuse for short-comings because people are too hard on themselves to begin with.

 

[Naomi]

People are too hard on themselves to begin with because there is a great amount of pressure to be flawless.

 

[xi0]

There is a great amount of pressure to be flawless because there are societal and genetic circumstances beyond a single persons realm of influence