Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[GrySun]

...what weird way is time passing in? Granted, but since I don't understand what you mean, I will have to grant your wish by changing you, making you believe the passage of time isn't weird, instead of unwierding it.

I wish every person knew every language in the world.

 

[Juviii]

It means it seems to be passing too fast.

Granted but there is only one language in the world now.

I wish freshly baked bread would suddenly appear in our table every morning.

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but everyone tries to break and enter into your home to eat your bread

i wish i could eat mcdo daily without gaining any calories

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but it now has other bad effects on your health like x3 cholesterol.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted but there is only one language in the world now.

Wow even better thanks mr genie!

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you only hear the thoughts and you can't tell who thinks what, and you suddenly hear that someone is plotting to kill you without knowing who that person is ~

I wish I wasn't this busy

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you get bored with nothing to do.

I wish shino plays my mg.

 

[shinobi]

Granted , buttttttttttt I won't show up in the game thread and you'll find someone to replace me ~

I wish Juviii hosts many more games in the future for me to play ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you can't miss any of them.

I wish I had the power to know the history of all my ancestors since the Middle Ages.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but you won't be happy with what you find out. From murderers to slavers, you got the whole package.

I wish I could slow down time. So I can complete boring tasks in less time.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but after 2 seconds of slower time.... you realized it was a terrible mistake due to the fact one minute before you passed gas and the effect still lingers due to slowing time. You were taught a valuable lesson in being careful what you wish for.

I wished I learned the same lesson as Gry.

 

[Juviii]

The same lesson to not pass gas when time is slower?? Granted but you only do it when people are around and everyone thinks you are rude.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

 

[Charlie]

Feel better .

Granted but you're sore in all other places.
I wish the lights didn't flicker.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but it's just darkness now.

I wish to find a mysterious giant egg for an unknown creature ~

 

[Charlie]

Granted but that egg turns into a dinosaur & eats you.

I wish I could eat dinosaur meat.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you time travel to the mesozoic era and are later eaten by one.

I wish bureaucracy disappears.

 

[Charlie]

Granted then the world turns into an ethical and moral world and you couldn't handle it.

Wish travel times were shorter or teleportation was a thing.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you accidentaly get teleported to a lion's mouth and are still eaten.

I wish Mercury retrograde was over.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but then for a year you have to eat Mercury.

I wish fast foods were healthy.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but they're now not filling anymore and you're still hungry after.

I wish fast food was even less healthy than it is now.

 

[Juviii]

Why do you want to kill us all??
Ok granted but panda dies after eating a MCchiky.

I wish to know why...