Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[GrySun]

Granted, but now there's no wind blowing ever where you live

I wish my toilet was a smart device with AI built in

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but one day the toilets become too smart and takeover the entire world.

I wish schools did a better job with basic education.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but then everyone turns into something like robots .

Wish we could understand and master the matrix....

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you can never leave.

I wish I could get UR cards in raids, redeems and packs in anigame.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the release of future expansion packs will dilute the value eventually. Have to sell @ peak before future expansion sets are announced.

I wish I had better options for mulching logs and branches. The standard mulcher does branches 2 to 3 inches diameter. Some of mine are closer to 24 inches.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, you get a huuuge mulcher, but you run the risk constantly of falling into it yourself when using it.

I wish I could challenge anyone to a yugioh duel whenever I want, everyone carries a deck around for that purpose.

 

[Raven]

Granted but you will lose every duel in 2 very slow turns. Your opponent gets to play his entire deck while you are helpless doing nothing.


I wish to repeat my 20s with my current growth.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you'll spend most of it with us MHers ~

I wish I could read all of you people and win the WWWR

 

[GrySun]

Granted but the cheating allegations stick and you get banned from future rounds.

I wish it was a nice 23 degrees C everywhere

 

[Juviii]

Granted but a big storm starts.

Speaking of 23, I wish 23&me and all of those didn't use our data and we could just do it for fun in safety.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but 23andme as a non profit becomes a crazed religious institution of mad scientists with questionable morals.

I wish I knew which career path to pursue, being a jack of all trades carries a few drawbacks.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, you now pursue gender studies and find no work

I wish it was raining food like in that meatballs movie

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you don't get any of it.

I wish I could use telepathy to speak directly into other peoples' heads

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it's only foods you dislike.

I wish we could be friends with aliens and visit other planets in a super advanced and fast spaceship.

P.s. Ninjaed by shino.

Granted but they ignore you.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but everyone wears those star trek tights.

I wish there were more food options for feral cats in the wild.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, humans are now added to the menu

I wish the whole world gets put on mute past 23. No sounds of any kind til the morning.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but lots of deaths happen cause people can't hear those asking for help.

I wish I had time (and players) to host a bunch of new FF games.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the number of new BFF relationships created by new FF games leads you to be sued by MLP friendship is magic bronies for copyright infringement.

I wish there were more zip lines and log flumes scattered around for public transportation purposes.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you fall from the zip line every time you use it.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but everything you had to do in the days leading up to friday still need to be done, all today on friday.

I wish public transport was free