Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Sanity Check]

Granted but limiting barrier to entry makes public transportation a popular hangout for crack addicts and troublemakers.

I wish people were more enthusiastic about all of the amazing and exciting things happening in the world right now.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but all the excitement leads to revolutions.

I wish for a new form of environment friendly individual transportation where we just have to select our destination and it takes us there by itself.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but it's super slow. You'd be better off walking.

I wish I could walk super fast.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you get weird shapped legs like race walkers have.

I wish my small talk abilities were better.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but small talk never evolves into big talk. Small talk is its final form.

I wish I could be more productive.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, you get a job in a mine, working 14h days. Very productive.

I wish the sun was green colored.

 

[Raven]

Granted but you are monochromatic, and can only see gray.

I wish i can teleport willingly.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but to unlock this ability the phrase "Beam me up, Scotty" must be uttered each time it is used.

I wish more people recognized the many benefits of agriculture.

 

[shinobi]

Granted , but they do that when it's already too late.

I wish to see all the MH guys wear dresses

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you become insecure because we look better in them than you do.

I wish babies would not resist sleep.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they would only wake up at the age of 3 and you would miss the whole baby phase.

I wish my brain was faster.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but your body becomes much slower.

Granted, but you become insecure because we look better in them than you do.

wow, you look THAT good in a dress?? Now I really wanna see lmao

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I wish you all dance Macarena now together !

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you and Gry must wear the same dress for the dance.

I wish to see that.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you get to see moar than you'd ever wished to see.

I wish lyfe was like a box of chocolates.

 

[GrySun]

Easiest granted wish ever, because life already is like a box of chocolates.

I wish life was like a bag of potato chips instead. Predictable, constant because it's all the same flavor, enjoy every bite til you're out.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but fried potato chips and fried food in general are terrible for cardio. Baked potato chips are where its @.

I wish I had a better ETA of when my transplanted breadfruit trees will produce fruit. Current estimate is 1 to 2 years. But could be shorter or longer.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but turns out to be 10 years.

I wish I knew Shino was into writting h**ntai before.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you gave to buy all her books to support her.

I wish Juviii didn't sound so judgemental and I wish I knew what a h**ntai is. Two letters between the h and n

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted. There is a race car called the hoonicorn. Although I dont think that reference fits here.

I wish I had read more as a child.

 

[Juviii]

Granted, but you gave to buy all her books to support her.

I wish Juviii didn't sound so judgemental and I wish I knew what a h**ntai is. Two letters between the h and n

As my name indicates, one vowel is never enough

Granted but you only read shino's h*ntai.

I wish everyone wouls start having double and triple vowels in their names.