Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

bear belly hurt? poor thing

Granted, instead you'll have my poisoned muffin (originally intended for Chacha), which will make your bear belly hurt even more ~

I wish I knew all about poisons and potions

 

[GrySun]

bear belly hurt? poor thing

Granted, instead you'll have my poisoned muffin (originally intended for Chacha), which will make your bear belly hurt even more ~

I wish I knew all about poisons and potions

Granted but now that you're so knowledgeable you get isekai'd like Mao Mao to ancient China

I wish you could take out a sleeping loan. Dont sleep for some days and not feel tired or sleepy at all, but you'll have to pay it back with some interest later(mini hibernation like bear)

 

[Juviii]

Granted but who has time to hibernate these days?

I wish there were a means of transportation faster than a plane for very quick travel, no longer than 30 min.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it only happens in your imagination (unless teleportation becomes a thing)

I wish teleportation was a thing.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but microsoft builds the teleportation telemetry software and has been known to crash from time to time in mid teleport.

I wish internet spammers shared the smartest content I had ever heard, rather than the opposite.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but your IQ drops tens of points immediately

I wish to win in all card games.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but you may already know magicians and card cheats write card values using ultraviolet ink, on the back of the cards, while wearing ultraviolet contact lenses to know which cards someone is holding.

I wish people weren't anti progress on the basis of fearing change.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, now instead of being anti progress due to fearing change, they reject progress just because they wanna

I wish there were half less cars and double the busses in every city

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but there's a great video on youtube of a man on a bus licking the head of his pet rat to enjoy:

Man liking pet rat on the bus

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I wish fish in the sea and animals on land were armed with weapons & the will to defend themselves against humans hunting them to extinction.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they end up pointing it to each other as well and an animal war happens.

I wish weapons were never created.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but without weapons humanity is hunted to extinction by wolves or something

i wish internet only existed on PCs, not on phones or gaming consoles

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but PC's now cost a whole lot more because only they can access it

i wish training arc wasnt so painful

 

[Sanity Check]

Training arc is only evolution and adaptation in real world application. Mind and body are placed in difficult conditions which they adapt to and evolve in. Win/win.

I wish everyone could experience the NES 8-bit, SNES 16-bit, playstation 32-bit on upwards evolution of consoles to be more thankful and appreciative of how far things have come.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they vanish from existence right after.

I wish to know more about @Copy Panda training arc.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted, I remember @Copy Panda hating physical labor 2+ years ago. Logical deduction says its something along those lines.

I wish airplanes were more affordable, rather than costing as much as a house.

 

[Charlie]

Granted I miss read that as plane tickets for a nano second,, thinking of first class but it was another momentary brain fart. I digress - back to topic people will instead try to fly in their homes due to insanity.

I wish the lottery God's bless my well intentions. ✨️

 

[GrySun]

Granted - whatever it is you intended to do with that well near your house - it is blessed now.

I wish my PS5 automatically evolved into a PS6 when it comes out - like a pokemon

 

[Raven]

Granted but you specifically return to Monke

I wish we could move things with our minds

 

[Charlie]

Granted & cool wish btw but it backfires and you move everything around you unable to stop.

I wish I could turn my monopoly billions into real cash.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but randoms, exes, friends and family you haven't seen in 20 years pester you daily asking to borrow $$$.

I wish kids of today could develop better taste in music. They're extremely deprived thar.