Archived The Hang Out Thread

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

I personally prefers water over paper anyday. Taking a dump is a one of my morning rituals. It feels good when u get up in the morning and getting it all out of your system. If I can make a suggestion, I highly recommends eating fruits and vegetables, not only that they got lots of fibers, they're also good for your digestive system.

 

[white silver]

I personally prefers water over paper anyday. Taking a dump is a one of my morning rituals. It feels good when u get up in the morning and getting it all out of your system. If I can make a suggestion, I highly recommends eating fruits and vegetables, not only that they got lots of fibers, they're also good for your digestive system.

Good Advice, I drink lots of papaya juice to make the poop feel refreshing and easy. Diahrreah (shit I don't know how to spell it) poo is 2nd to the worst, the worst one is that you eat a lot of spicy foods and your ass burns like hell when you poop!

 

[Brede]

Good Advice, I drink lots of papaya juice to make the poop feel refreshing and easy.

you make it sound like a shampoo ad! must agree with ichi on the fruits and vege. another way is to drink like a litre of water first thing in the morning. its called the water therapy (*doh*) and is said to be good for a hosts of things from gastric to losing weight. Literally flushing stuff out from your insides. BUT its NOT good if you have to be somewhere far from toilets after that...

@Macan: looks like we managed to get away from the depressing topics after all

 

[karasu]

the discussion topic i proposed was "what were you thinking during poop-time"

 

[CheckMate]

the discussion topic i proposed was "what were you thinking during poop-time"

haha, very obvious..

1. naruto
2. world cup
3. assignment

 

[Brede]

sorry karasu. erm...what do i think about when i poop...depends very much on where i am
if its a yucky toilet...i'll probably think about how gross the toilet is and why oh why did i have go poop then... if i'm at home, i'm probably reading a book anyway...in the office, thinking about my work...

 

[Macan]

the discussion topic i proposed was "what were you thinking during poop-time"

I think about:

-Going to my favourite cyber cafe
-Playing counterstrike
-Downloading manga
-Where to window shopping
-When naruto fillers will end.
-Aircraft carriers.

@Brede:Finally.

 

[karasu]

i'm always thinking of the future..somehow..
imaginary futures..
where i'm the richest young tycoon in the whole universe..

 

[rykarreolacr]

I read the newspaper, do homework and think about anything.

But most of all: I think about girls.
Now, don't start thinking weird things... I'm a young and healthy man after all!!!

 

[Brede]

do homework

how do you manage that? what if your paper gets ?
oh yeah...while we're on this subject...i've just found out that not everyone can squat with both feet flat on the floor. i thought it was just my freaky sister that can't...then i found another friend who (despite years of yoga) can't squat like that either...
Now what does this have to do with pooping... well, the explanation my friend gave me (an English btw) is that most Asians can squat like that because they are used to squatting toilets. Europeans, generally, do not use squatting toilets and therefore, they are not used to squatting with both feet flat on the floor. SO...how do you squat?

 

[rykarreolacr]

how do you manage that? what if your paper gets ?

That has never happened, thank God

About the squatting thing: WTF? Is there another way besides having both feet flat on the floor??!!
I can't imagine!! Is your sis from another planet?

 

[Brede]

About the squatting thing: WTF? Is there another way besides having both feet flat on the floor??!!
I can't imagine!! Is your sis from another planet?

as in they actually squat tip-toe-ing (resting on the front/toe part of the feet)

 

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

When i took a dump, i'm usually still sleepy. But I like to think about what I'm gonna do today, like when's the right time to go to work (to avoid traffic), what am i gonna do after i take a shower (play games or sleep).

Squatting, eh? I personally dont have any problem sitting or squatting.

 

[karasu]

nope we don't tip toe..we're squatting with both feet flat on the surface
serious..no joking..
most places in indonesia uses european style toilet nowadays..
but there're still places, malls, houses, and etc.. they still use the squatting toilet..
one of my toilets at home is squatting toilet too..

 

[Macan]

I'd prefer the squatting toilet over the european style toilet because everytime I take a dump using the squatting toilet, I feel some satisfaction with it.

The only problem with squatting toilet is when you squat too long you'll get leg cramps.

 

[Brede]

i don't know if we're putting off others with this topic but anywayz...

@karasu & Ryka: i'm serious, there are actually ppl that can't squat with both feet flat on the floor. I couldn't believe it either. At first it was just my sis. she actually topples over if both feet are flat on the floor. then this english fren of mine...

on the squatting and sitting loo...makes no difference to some ppl...since they have perfected the art of SQUAtting on sitting toilets. I am not making this up. I have walked into public loo to find shoe prints on the toilet rim...how the ladies manage it with their high heels still eludes me to this day. safe to say i have not brought myself to try. why? a family fren told us how a fren of his squatted on a sitting toilet...either the loo was too old or the guy was too heavy...the loo broke and the guy fell and got stuck in the loo...

 

[Gold Knight]

Wtf... XD

I've certainly missed something here for sure...

EDIT: From abortion to potato to suicide (yikes) to poop / toilets. WOW. Talk about a bizarre line of topics. XDDDDDD

 

[Brede]

Wtf... XD

I've certainly missed something here for sure...

join in the fun GK so, can you squat with both feet flat on the floor?

 

[Macan]

on the squatting and sitting loo...makes no difference to some ppl...since they have perfected the art of SQUAtting on sitting toilets. I am not making this up. I have walked into public loo to find shoe prints on the toilet rim...how the ladies manage it with their high heels still eludes me to this day. safe to say i have not brought myself to try. why? a family fren told us how a fren of his squatted on a sitting toilet...either the loo was too old or the guy was too heavy...the loo broke and the guy fell and got stuck in the loo...

Wtf? I can't believe it. Maybe they will take off their high heels first and then squat on the sitting toilet.

 

[rykarreolacr]

I finally understood what a squat toilet is!!!
I had to google it!
WTF??!! You asians are insane!!!!
Taking a dump is about relaxing!!! How can you poop like that? Seems so hard to me!!!

* If one is not balanced properly, or the floor of the toilet is moist, one can easily slip and fall;
* The toilet and the floor around it can be soiled by diarrhea or simply bad aim;
* Problematic for people with osteoarthritis of the knee;
* Splatter on legs and feet;
* Inconvenient when wearing pants that don't slip off over shoes;
* One could get leg cramps;
* If toilet paper is used where there is no flushing system installed, it is easy for the inexperienced user to clog the
toilet. Those unfamiliar with the squat toilet should be sure to ask the location of the flushing bucket before
attempting use. These buckets flush the toilets manually like a tank would.