Archived The MangaHelpers Confessional Thread - Part 1

xi0 · Dec 10, 2012

Naomidee said:
I confess that I watched the PBS Masterpiece Classic over Wuthering Heights today and cried a lot.

And as we're just a few minutes from the end of the three or four hour special my mom says, "I dunno.... It just feels like I haven't even read this book. I mean, when do they hang her?" I'm like "Hang her? She doesn't get hanged..." And my mom says, "yes, they hang her at the end of the book." To which I reply, "Mom/ You do realize that we're watching Wuthering Heights, right? This isn't Tess of the D'Ubervilles."

Mi madre: "Ohhhhhhhhh! Oh. Okay. Yeah, I've never read this book. But oh my god, now I definitely want to read it!"

She spoiled the entire novel for herself. And considering it's my favorite book, I was very disappointed. What a tard. She didn't notice she was watching something completely different until the last five minutes. Wuthering Heights and Tess of the D'Ubervilles have virtually nothing in common. I told her that I think the blonde hair dye is seeping to her brain.

We read those two books the same year in Highschool

I confess while I haven't really confused the two books with each other from what I remember, I still associate them with one another :cookiestare

Naomi · Dec 10, 2012

Oh I forgot to mention THE BIGGEST blonde moment she's had in her entire life. I was grabbing a glass of water and asked her to press play. We were watching it on Netflix through the Wii and she fucking TOUCHED the screen where the play button was. I was like "what are you doing...?" And she answers, "isn't it touch screen?"

"Mom, when has our TV ever been touch screen?" I ask her and she says, "but the Wii is on, right?"

:cookiestare

I had to explain to her that just because we have a Wii, doesn't mean the TV turns touch screen when you connect the two together. Jee. Sus. Chr. Ist.

M3J · Dec 10, 2012

Is she blonde? :cookiestare

Or did you already say she bleached her hair?

Naomi · Dec 10, 2012

She's naturally blonde, but it turned grey when she was like 26 or some shit so now she has to dye it. That might even make her double blonde.

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And you guys wonder how I ever thought Indianapolis was in Ohio when I'm the spawn of this woman.

xi0 · Dec 10, 2012

Naomidee said:
And you guys wonder how I ever thought Indianapolis was in Ohio when I'm the spawn of this woman.

Mmmm, no.

From what I remember we can't blame your drunkenness on her :pleased

M3J · Dec 10, 2012

Naomidee said:
She's naturally blonde, but it turned grey when she was like 26 or some shit so now she has to dye it. That might even make her double blonde.

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And you guys wonder how I ever thought Indianapolis was in Ohio when I'm the spawn of this woman.

Jeez.

Send her back to college or better yet, kindergarten. <_<

Pat · Dec 10, 2012

Old people can't keep up with the technology. My uncle called me and told me that he couldn't log out of gmail. I told him where the log-out button was and he insisted that it wasn't there. I went to his house and realized that he had changed the window size of his browser and he didn't know there was a scroll bar at the bottom. You would think he would be a lot more knowledgeable about simple computer tasks after using it more than a year.

Naomi · Dec 11, 2012

My uncle builds computers. XD

Hardy · Dec 11, 2012

Adorien said:
Oh gawd...

I confess my brother is busy in his room which is just on the other side of the wall I'm facing and it's noisy.

I have nowhere to go today.

This is going to be a late reply but... you should had been noisy too :XD

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digitaldude said:
Adorien, you think that's bad? I was sitting watching television in my room when suddenly my fucking mom runs out naked, I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? she looked at me for a second and then goes back into the bedroom to sex mah dad.......I will never forget that moment.

Good thing I stopped ignoring you.

kdowns · Dec 11, 2012

NEW JOB HUNTING IS A GO...

Yay... I think?

xi0 · Dec 11, 2012

I confess I forgot how fun food poisoning was :yay

Naomi · Dec 12, 2012

I agree that it's a yay, KD.

Feel better soon, Gary. You can take the time you must spend bedridden to create a new playlist for me in Spotify.

xi0 · Dec 12, 2012

Naomidee said:
I agree that it's a yay, KD.

Feel better soon, Gary. You can take the time you must spend bedridden to create a new playlist for me in Spotify.

I don't even know if I have the energy to stalk your profile :bored