High Stakes All the Way

[Queenofmuffins]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Twenty-year old male prostitute looking for some quick money

I find this one to be more realistic

I think you mean "Twenty year old male looking for prostitute"

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I think you mean "Twenty year old male looking for prostitute"

Nope, not at all .

 

[Queenofmuffins]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Nope, not at all .

You would pull a gun on me!? :O

:bazooka




...We need a bazooka thingy...

 

[M3J]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I once fapped so hard I gave myself third degree burns.

 

[Queenofmuffins]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I once fapped so hard I gave myself third degree burns.

While that's quite an achievement, I'm sorry to inform you that you don't get the trophy. "Greatest fap evar" was given to the guy who broke his in half.

 

[M3J]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Why would he get a trophy for that? That's not a good thing nor is it an achievement.

 

[Queenofmuffins]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Why would he get a trophy for that? That's not a good thing nor is it an achievement.

It's 6am. What do you want from me. XD

 

[M3J]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I want you to help me, if you know what I mean.

 

[Queenofmuffins]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I want you to help me, if you know what I mean.

Why sure, as long as I can KILL IT WITH FIRE first. <3

 

[M3J]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

No, you may not. So let's get to it, k?!

BE GOOD AND GENTLE AT HELPING! D:

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

And there is no longer any room in this conversation for me ....

...nor do I want there to be

 

[blai]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Disgusting. Ew.

 

[benelori]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Why sure, as long as I can KILL IT WITH FIRE first. <3

Bugs are usually killed with fire...tiny, tiny bugs

 

[Queenofmuffins]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Bugs are usually killed with fire...tiny, tiny bugs

Think it would kill off his Herpes?

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Think it would kill off his Herpes?

No, its a mutated virus of Herpes that is fire resistant

 

[M3J]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I have no herpes. I do have a boner though.

 

[Kaiten]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

Have you found a new title yet? This one isn't funny anymore.

A third degree burn? Really? That's not something you should be telling people about.

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

I have no herpes. I do have a boner though.

Then you can kill his boner with fire Muffin

 

[M3J]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

What new title should I get? I can choose it on my own, but you'll yell at me and say it's inappropraite or something.

 

[Arrogance]

Re: Twenty-year-old male virgin looking for experienced women

What new title should I get? I can choose it on my own, but you'll yell at me and say it's inappropraite or something.

Yep, I agree with the above statement. Milly shouldn't be allowed to pick .