Paranoia Street 3

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PARANOIA STREET #3

tl by molokidan

49)
[ADHESIVES]

50)
1(2b): I see. So then, your request is...
2: Yes...
3: I want you to find out if my wife is cheating on me...
4: Oh...so you are married, then.
5: But how can you not figure it out yourself, then, if you're that close together?
6: That's right! We married each other out of pure love!
7: That is exactly why...! I completely understand how that woman thinks!!
8: I know exactly what she's doing when I'm sleeping and don't notice, and it puts me on tenterhooks!

51)
1: I know I agreed to do the job, but I still think this is kinda weird.
2: No matter how much they may have loved each other...
3: Sensei, you're too stubborn.
4(2b): It's common sense in this town! You need to look at the world with a wider point of view!
5: Coming from someone with no common sense like you, that's really infuriating!
6: Wait. She's on the phone!
7: Please! Just meet me once more!!

52)
1: No! That was a one-time thing!
2: But you were so gentle...
3(2b): Please! Just once more, that's all! I beg you!
4: Nnn...
5: Ahh, Setsuko-san.
6: Norio-san...
7: I missed you so much!!
8: Stop it, someone will notice us!
9: We're fine!
10: So people cheat like this too, huh...?

53)
1: I knew it!!
2: Dammit, she betrayed me!!
3: Well, as a result, yes.
4: Why?! I've loved her so much!!
5: Despite that...she does whatever she wants while I'm sleeping!!
6: Hey, hold on a minute!
7: Let me go! Your job here is finished!!

54)
1: This problem is just between us now!!
2: Ey!
3: Guahhh!
4: According to what we heard, her cheating was a one-time thing. The other party insisted on meeting with her again, though.
5: How about trying to forgive her?
6: It's no reason to ruin your strong bonds of love.

55)
1: Norito Village is the greatest adhesive producer in Japan.
2: This is so nostalgic...I used to build plastic models when I was a kid, you know.
3: Those are metal adhesives.
4: We also have paste, bond, Cemedine, glue, all-purpose and applicable to anything!
5: The souvenir-types last for a year!
6: Um...excuse me, but what are those things behind you...?
7: Our children.

56)
1: They're so cute that we don't want to let them go, so we put adhesive on them!
2: Now we can live our entire lives together, in private!
3: Did you notice anything weird about that store back there?
4: In order to prevent shoplifting, they glued all their products to the shelves.
5: Wah!
6: Sorry for surprising you! You're safe, though.
7: I glued his legs down.
8: That way they won't run away. You really can't go without adhesive when raising pets!

57)
1: Dammit...I can't get it out of my head.
2: Hey, what are you turning around for?!
3: No matter how I think about it, I'm sure that guy is planning to kill his wife!
4: And I absolutely cannot accept that!
5: But we already got the money, so who cares?
6: Shut up! Zip it!
7: Excuse me!
8: It's Kuroda!

58)
1: Y...you saw me, didn't you?!
2: No!
3: I saw nothing!
4: W-wait!!
5: Don't worry!
6: Norito Village Specially-Made Instant Human Bonding Adhesive!

59)
1(2b): It happened on an impulse!! When my sleeping pills wore off, my husband's knife...
2: lost control of itself!
3: Alright, alright! Just do something about this first.
4: Without this serum, you'll never be able to remove it!
5: Please! Don't just leave me here like this!!
6(2b): Ahhh! What a relief!
7: Ehh?!

60)
1: Didn't you want to be stuck together...?
2: Well, yes.
3: But it's been three years now!
4: Everything has its limits!
5: All the people in this town are worrywarts.
6: Will my lover cheat on me? Will my pets run away? Will someone steal my things...?
7: So they're always using adhesives to feel at ease.
8: Now we're friends forever <3
9: Yeah...
10: To protect my daughter's chastity...
11: No one will be able to take it now!
12: Pornographic books sealed!

61)
1: But that wasn't enough to get rid of the uneasiness, I take it?
2: We were sleeping and working in shifts.
3(small): Welcome!
4: Thanks to that, he gradually started suspecting me even more, which led to a detective being called.
5: Uuu!
6: So you knew?
7: I listened in while pretending to sleep. Sorry.
8: Everyone's so abnormal, though.
9: Gouda-san, you...
10: It's my dead wife!
11: But I don't intend to leave her for the rest of my life!
12: She'd want it that way.

62)
1: As corporal punishment, people are continually glued to the ground.
2: Recently, adhesive drive-bys have even started happening.
3: Well, forget that for now...
4: About your case, I think you'll be able to get by with pleading self-defense.
5: Really?!
6: Yeah, since I'll be your witness.
7: Wahhh, thank you!
8: OK, OK, great, can you just remove this now?

63)
sign: Norito Courthouse
1: And so, you saw the victim attempt to kill the defendant?
2: Yes,
3: with these two eyes.
4: I think his jealousy toward his wife was a bit excessive.,
5: We acknowledge that you acted out of self-defense. The defendant is declared innocent.
6: Thank you! If it weren't for you, I...
7: I know, I know, just please take this off, would you?
8: I told you not to turn around, didn't I?!

64)
1: Ahhhhh!
2: I didn't think it'd go THIS well!
3: I was really surprised that that detective came waltzing back here, just like that.
4: It worked out well for us in the end, though.
5: Yeah, I guess.
6: Push your husband to calling a detective on you, and then get angry at him instead.
7: Then he gets even angrier at YOU,
8: and then bam...self-defense.
9: Good thinking on that one.
10: You're the one who told me to kill him!
11: Yeah, cuz you get inheritance, too.

65)
1: Now we can glue ourselves together!
2: Wait! Wait, before that...
3: You have to do something about this one now.
4(2b): I did come up with something in regard to her, actually. There's this religion called "The Quintessence of Happiness."
5: Oh yeah, they've been pretty popular recently.
6: Within their training there's this one part called "Disconnecting the Five Senses."
7: It's some wild test where they attach people's eyes, noses, and mouths together.
8: I get it! So if someone does it too much they'll die of suffocation!
9: Your wife was originally interested in stuff like that, wasn't she? That group has a lot of persuasive power, to boot.
10: You really are a master of serpentine wisdom!
11: Hey, that's my line!

66)
1: We can take care of that later, though.
2: It's been so long since I was able to do my makeup in peace.
3: Ohh, you're so impatient, you know that...
4(2b): Mmff?! Mmmmmffffff!!
5: Ogoh!
6: Lipstick-Shaped Adhesive?!

67)
1: T-the serum!
2: That's not it!

68)
1: I-I caught a cold...so I can't breathe...through my...nose...
poster: DANGEROUS WOMAN
2(2b): You're really petty, sensei. If revenge is all you want, I can just take care of that for you.
3: Shut up!