Ai Kora 81

Back on the project after a while, hopefully to knock a few more off but we'll see how it goes:


Side Comic: AI KORA FIGHT!
Scared Hachibe

Yukari: Senpai’s mother is a foreigner…
Kirino: Yes, your blue eyes were handed down from your mom.
Yukari: Her strength is just the same too—
Sakurako: Ahahaha, st…stop it—my mom isn’t strong!!
Voice: Liar.
Hachibe: You’re LYING.

TOC (Vol. 9):
Parts 81: Battle Royale
Parts 82: Elegy of the Stupid Men
Parts 83: Mom Returns
Parts 84: The Boy Shibusawa’s Incident Book (Beginning)
Parts 85: The Boy Shibusawa’s Incident Book (End)
Parts 86: Swaying Emotions
Parts 87: SUKI-yaki!
Parts 88: Fattening Love
Parts 89: Suicide Parts
Parts 90: Present

Parts 81: Battle Royale

7.
Sign: Sakashitamon Academy Christmas Party
Sakurako: --Really, where did he go so quickly, that dummy!!
Sakurako: It’s finally the Christmas Party, but…
Girl: Ah, he—y, Sakurakoo—
Girl: What’s wrong? Are you here alone? Where’s Maeda-kun? Didn’t you come together?

8.
Sakurako: I…don’t know! He said he was doing something and ran off somewhere!
Girl: Hm—mm, well…
Girl: So, why not join up over there?
Sakurako: Over there?
Girl: To the cool soccer club corps led by Okita-senpai…
Girl 1: He’s so dreamy—Okita-senpai…
Girl 2: He’s kind and good at sports and smart and even the best-looking! The girls tennis club are grateful he called them to the party!!
Sakurako: ………

9.
Sakurako: Really……where and what is that dummy doing…
Tatumi: Fufu, how’s that, Maeda-kun…what do you think of “Skeleton Neo”, the glasses I made that sees through clothing?
Hachibe: ………
Hachibe: --THE BEST!!

10.
Hachibe: THIS IMAGE IS SO PRETTY, UNCOMPARABLE TO THE FORMER ONE!!
Tatsumi: Its cause there’s an LCD screen inside…it’s my policy to not remake things!!
Shibusawa: Let me look at this too, Maeda-kun!
Hachibe: Ah…
Shibusawa: WOAH--!! THIS…THIS IS AMAZING!! TRUE DEBAUCHERY!! IT’S SO HORRIBLE I CAN SEE THEM NAKED!!
Hachibe: GI…GIVE BACK, STUPID, THERE’S SOME EASILY AMAZING BUTT PARTS NOW…
Shibusawa: AH…
Shibusawa: DIDN’T YOU SEE THEM EARLIER!! IT’S MY TURN NEXT!!
Lead: NO!! IF WE GO IN ORDER, I’M NEXT…
Members: ……
Hachibe: N—O, IT’S STILL MINE…
Shibusawa: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, NEXT IS ME!!
Tatsumi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING—REALLY--!
Announcer: Um—everyone…

11.
Announcer: Thanks for all of you who have come today to the Sakashitamon Academy Big Christmas Costume Party! Um, are you all having fun--?
Announcer: Now we’re all going to have a speech from the principal of Sakashitamon Academy, Oichou-sensei….so, here’s the principal!!
Sakurako: A speech from the principal?
Girl: What is this? So sudden…
Oichou: HE—LLO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!! (HAHAHAHA)
Principal: AHEM…UM—
Oichou: I’VE PREPARED A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ALL OF YOU…
Sakurako: A Christmas present?

12.
Students: GU…GUNS!?
Oichou: WELL, ACTUALLY…TODAY WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A MURDER MATCH!!

13.
Oichou: Though I say that, these are toys that all fire painballs…you’re not really going to murder each other…
Students: Huh?
Oichou: This is a two-person one-team battle royal using these toy guns!! The surviving couple will be this year’s next couple!! You can use the entire school grounds and fight to your hearts content!
Students: What, toys…I’m not going to—do that…it’ll dirty my outfit…
Announcer: Now
Announcer: The surviving “Best Couple”…will get a Christmas Present from the principal—
Announcer: A prepared amount of ten million yen!
Students: WHAAT---!? TEN MILLION YEN!?
Oichou: Youth of Sakashitamon Academy!! The burning duo young-man power will win this!!
Oichou: VIVA!! SAKASHITAMON DECEPTION…
Students: Uoooooo!!!

14.
Students: ARAAAAA!!!!
Hachibe: ?
Hachibe: Something’s noisy outside…
Member: I heard they got presents…
Hachibe: Wh…what is this drawing of hell…
Voice: FOUND YOU!!
Hachibe: !!

15.
Sakurako: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TAKE THIS!!
Hachibe: A…GUN?
Sakurako: FINE, HOLD IT!! USE THIS TO FIGHT!!
Hachibe: FI…FIGHT FOR WHAT…
Girl: I’M SORRY, SAKURAKO--!!
Sakurako: !!
Hachibe: UWA--!?

16.
Sakurako: ………
Hachibe: TE…TENMAKU, YOU…KI…KIKI…KILL A PER…
SFX: PI—
Referee: OK, you failed--! Please wait in the safety zone until the en—d…
Girl: Aw—w, I lo—st…
Girl: Sakurako, be proud of this if you advance!
Sakurako: OK, leave it to me--!!
Hachibe: EH? HEY…WHAT…HUH?
Sakurako: It’s for ten million, ten million!!
Sakurako: If we two are the last ones alive in this fight, we get a ten million prize!!
Hachibe: TEN MILLION!?
Hachibe: Th…that principal is using money on them again…(What is that old man thinking…)
Sakurako: THAT’S WHY WE MUST ABSOLUTELY SURVIVE!!

17.
Sakurako: FOR THE TEN MILLION YEN PRIZE!!
Hachibe: HER…HER BLUE EYES HAVE BECOME WHITE FROM SHINING TOO MUCH!!
Voice: FUHAHAHAHA!!
Shibusawa: BYE YOU TWO! I’LL BE TAKING THE GLASSES!!
Hachibe: AH…
Hachibe: W…WAIT UP, SHIBUSAWAA---!
Tatsumi: WAIT---!
Hachibe: UWA!?
Voice: --Phew…
Voice: I found you, Hachibe Maeda!!

18.
Hachibe: KA…KAWATANI!? AND THAT’S KANO!!
Kano: We’re sorry, but you have to die!!
Kawatani: The best couple at this year’s Christmas Party will be either between Tsukino and us!
Kano: You’re going to lose early!!
Hachibe: WA…WAIT!! I’M REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN…
Sakurako: YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE SOLD WHOLESALE!! THE TEN MILLION WILL BE MINE!!
(TN: The saying here is a bit strange, but basically Sakurako states “tonya ga orosanai” here. “Tonya” is a “wholesale store” and “orosu” is “to be sold wholesale”)

19.
Kano: WA…WAIT--!!
Kawatani: FIGHT US, HACHIBE MAEDA!!
Yukari: The…best couple…
Yukari: Hachibe-san is in best couple...I have to fire at senpai…
Yukari: I…I can’t…to have me fire at senpai is…
Voice: Hmm, you’re soft, Tsukino-san…

20.
Everyone: ?
Everyone: !!
Kano: TSU, TSUKINO!!
Kawatani: YUKARI-CHAN!!
Ayame: Since I’ve come to hear that Hachibe-sama is attending the school party…somehow this has become interesting!
Sakurako: A…Ayame Yatsubashi!!
Ayame: O—HOHOHOHO…
Ayame: To be the best couple with Hachibe-sama can’t be done by anyone except Ayame Yatsubashi!! Right, Tenmaku-san?
Sakurako: ………

21.
Kawatani: UO—HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO TSUKINO!!
Kano: ENEMY OF YUKARI-CHAN---!
Kawatani & Kano: MACHINE GUN!?
Ayame: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! YOU’RE A HUNDRED YEARS TOO EARLY TO DEFY ME---!!
Kawatani & Kano: DA---!!

22.
Ayame: So, Hachibe-sama!! Become Best Couple together with me and we’ll write our name in history of Sakashita…
Ayame: ……UM, WHA?
Sign: ART DEPARTMENT
Hachibe: ARE YOU HERE SHIBUSAWA----!!
Tatsumi: GIVE BACK MY GLASSES…
Umeka: KYA—KYA--!
Hachibe & Tatsumi: WHA---!?
Hachibe: U…Umeka-chan, it’s me, me!! Where’s that Shibusawa?
Umeka: Ha…Hachibe-san!!
Umeka: IT’S…ITS HORRIBLE!! THE BOSS WAS SUDDENLY ATTACKED BY SOMEONE…AROUND THE ROOFTOP…

23.
Hachibe: HEY, ARE YOU HERE!? SHIBUSAWA!!
Hachibe: HE…HEY, WHAT’S HAPPENED HERE, SHIBUSAWA!?
Shibusawa: AH…UUH…I…I’M SORRY, TATSUMI-KUN…
Shibusawa: The…they found out about the glasses and took them…
Hachibe: Th…they…
Shibusawa: Okita and the soccer club…
Tatsumi: Wh…what!?
Shibusawa: Those guys, I don’t know how they’re going to misuse them…Hurry and get them back this instant, Maeda-kun!!

24.
Sakurako: Really, where did that Hachibe go! He suddenly deceived me again…
Okita: Huh?
Okita: Ah, it really is you…are you the girl that I saw in the auditorium earlier?
Okita: Perhaps the boy you were with together got lost?
Sakurako: We…well, of course but…
Okita: We’re not interested in the prize or anything, we’ll be protecting you until you find your partner…SAKURAKO TENMAKU.