Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 70

The good news: the Hajike Block invasion is going as planned and Tennosuke has joined the squad! The bad: Bo-bobo's team shouldn't be playing these cat-and-mouse games...unless...

Ougi 70: This is Bo-bobo!!

71.
“Mysterious Boy”: They’re still on the 3rd floor…
“Mysterious Boy”: What’s causing the problems, senpai…please let this base capture you…
“Mysterious Boy”: Cause I’m going to kill you…

72.
Narrator: Bo-bobo’s team heads up into the 3rd floor.
Tennosuke: Yes, I, Tennosuke have been added to the team. Go for me starting here!!
Tennosuke: So, the new adventure for the five of us now starts here!!!
Narrator: Thus our new adventure watching pigs dress starts.
Tennosuke: Ku…this is the premonition of a great adventure!!!
Beauty: Let’s go through this door.
Bo-bobo: OK, let’s go.

73.
Voice: DIE!!!!
SFX: HYUN HYUN
Beauty: KYA!!
Heppokomaru: KU…ALREADY AN ENEMY!!
Voice: Fu, I’ve sliced you with my sword.
(Translator’s Note: Once again, this character speaks in antiquated tongue, using “sessha” for “I” and “de-gozaru” as their ending)
Don Patch: THAT LEVEL OF ATTACK WON’T CUT US.
Beauty: HE’S REALLY SLICED YOU!!!!
Voice: Ku ku ku, tonight is a full moon. My great sword “Kibakage” desires blood…On a night like this, my next visitor is good enough…I will make it rain blood…
Chuunosuke: Chuunosuke will.
Beauty: THAT’S EXTREMELY CUTE--!!!

74.
Chuunosuke: Bo-bobo, archenemy of Hair Hunters!! You will go no further from here. I will slice you all immediately.
SFX: Chaki
Don Patch: I WON’T LET YOU DO THAT!!
Beauty: Don Patch-kun!!?
Chuunosuke: HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF!!!
SFX: GAKI—N
Don Patch: I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU ON THIS EARTH WHO JUST WANT TO FIGHT IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Chuunosuke: YOU SAY THAT WITH YOUR EGO!!!
Don Patch: YOU’RE STILL ACTING LIKE A KID!!!
Beauty: Those two characters have changed…

75.
Chuunosuke: Those who think that way will have their life taken!!!
Don Patch: GUWA!!!
Chuunosuke: I will not lose to any of you. That’s because I live to accomplish three things.
Chuunosuke: One: Progress along the correct path. Two: See through the good and evil of the world and destroy the evil.
Chuunosuke: Three: Don’t flush toilets.
Beauty: THAT’S DIRTY!!!!
Chuunosuke: That’s how I’ve always lived my life…
Mother: Chuunosuke!! How many times must I remind you!!! Once you’re done, flush it immediately!!!
Chuunosuke: NO…THAT’S NOT THE WAY TO ACCOMPLISH IN LIFE.
Mother: How many times will I tell you, child!!? I won’t forgive you until you flush!!!
Chuunosuke: DON’T TWIST MY CONVICTIONS------!!!!
Beauty: WHAT ANNOYING CONVICTIONS…

76.
Voice: BECAUSE OUR ENEMY IS AN AMAZING MOUSE, THEN THE ONLY THING WE CAN USE IS A CAT, NYA—
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san.
Bo-bobo: DISGUISE ON
Sash: Cat
Heppokomaru: THAT’S NOT A CAT AT ALL--!!!!
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT, YOU MOUSE-GUY
Don Patch: YOU WON’T GET AWAY FROM US!!!
Kimono Kanji: SEI
(Translator’s Note: “Sei” probably translates here as “Truth”)
Chuunosuke: HE HE--!! IF YOU’RE GOING TO CATCH ME, THEN YOU WON’T!!!
Chuunosuke: HE HE HE, COME AFTER ME IN HERE!!!
Don Patch: OH YEAH!!!
Bo-bobo: ORA--!!!

77.
SFX: Skittle skittle
Don Patch: Wait—
Beauty: GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: YOU WON’T GET AWAY—
Beauty: THAT’S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT SHAPE!!!!
Don Patch: AH!! IN THERE AGAIN!!!
Don Patch: ALRIGHT! WE’LL CUT HIM OFF!! HEPPOKOMARU, BEAUTY, GET OVER THERE!!
Heppokomaru: GOT IT!!
Heppokomaru: OK, here he comes!!

78.
Samurai: DON’T INTERRUPT MY NAP--!!!!!
Heppokomaru: UWAAAAAAAAA, A MUSHA WAS IN THERE--!!!!
Beauty: I’m sorry
Heppokomaru: I’m sorry
Don Patch: What’s with that speed!! We can’t keep up at all.
Bo-bobo: MOUSE-GUY, WHERE DID YOU GO!!
SFX: Skittle
Bo-bobo: THERE HE IS!!!
Don Patch: IT’S NO USE! NORMALLY, WE CAN’T CATCH HIM EVEN IF WE COULD KEEP UP!!
Bo-bobo: KU…WHAT DO WE DO?

79.
Tennosuke: YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT--!!! LEAVE IT TO ME!!!
Tennosuke: PURUPURU SHINKEN OUGI: TOKOROTEN JET!!!! MY TOP SPEED IS 300 KM/HR!! NOBODY CAN GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Don Patch: Ah, I got him.
SFX: BA—M
Heppokomaru: ARE YOU OK, TENNOSUKE!!!
Tennosuke: You’re worried about some tokoroten like me?.........
Heppokomaru: NATURALLY!! WE’RE PARTNERS!!!
Tennosuke: PA…

80.
Tennosuke: PARTNERS
Heppokomaru: WHAT’S WITH THAT DRAWING!!!?
Tennosuke: Uuh…Thank you…………
Heppokomaru: THERE IT IS!! THAT HANDKERCHIEF!
Don Patch: Ah! He’s run off!!
Chuunosuke: ID—IOT!!! SOMEONE LIKE YOU CAN’T CA—TCH ME!!!
Chuunosuke: I’ll go in here.
Beauty: He entered a hole in the wall…
Bo-bobo: OK, this is part of my plan.
Bo-bobo: When he comes out to get this cheese, kaching!!
Beauty: He won’t fall for that one cause that mouse is smart.

81.
Bo-bobo: Oh! He’s coming out.
SFX: Su
Beauty: It’s true.
Police Mouse: GET OUT NOW.
Beauty: IT’S NOT FROM THE CHEE—SE!!!!
Police Mouse: You’re under arrest for violating the weapon code.
Chuunosuke: Uuh…
Beauty: Mice also have a tough society.
Chuunosuke: AND THIS IS FOR SEEING THAT--!!!!
Beauty: KYA!!!
Chuunosuke: KU KU KU, PLAYTIME IS OVER. I’M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU NOW.
Bo-bobo: You alright, Beauty?
Beauty: Yeah, I’m fine.
Heppokomaru: No injuries?
Beauty: He cut up my outfit a bit.
Bo-bobo: CHUUNOSUKE!! THE WORST KIND OF PERSON IS ONE WHO RAISES A HAND AGAINST A WOMAN! I WILL STRIKE AGAINST ANYONE WITH THAT KIND OF CHARACTER!!!

82.
Chuunosuke: HA HA HA, WHAT CAN YOUR WIT DO AGAINST THIS!!!!
Chuunosuke: IF I WERE THE SAME AS A HUMAN, I WOULDN’T WIN--!!!!
Sign: Gourmet
Cat: Nya~~
Chuunosuke: WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Chuunosuke: Ku!! He had a cat in his afro!!? In that case: Katsuobushi!
(Translator’s Note: “Katsuobushi” is a dried and fermented version of “bonito” or skipjack tuna, usually used to top dishes like rice or okonomiyaki)
SFX: Slap
Chuunosuke: !
Cat: NYA------!!!
Chuunosuke: WA!

83.
Cat: NYA--!! (Dinner--!!)
Bo-bobo: Ku…once again the only thing I can do is run!!!
Cat: It’s best if we surround and attack him from both sides…(out loud) NYA—(Bo-bobo-san)
Bo-bobo: N!
Cat: Bo-bobo-san, I’m turning to the left. Bo-bobo-san, please go to the right!! (Out loud) Nya
Bo-bobo: Uwa~~~what a ratty cat.
Cat: I GOT IT!!!
Cat: NYA--!!
Chuunosuke: !!!
Chuunosuke: DAMN!! I’M SURROUNDED!!!

84.
Bo-bobo: FIGHTING DOUBLE PUNISHMENT!!!!
Cat & Chuunosuke: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: GOOD FRIENDS SHOULDN’T FIGHT.
Beauty: BO-BOBO
Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo-san
Bo-bobo: OK, shall we go up?
Beauty: Hey? While we’re at it, where’s Don Patch?

85.
Don Patch: He he…I am hungry…
Beauty: It’s because Don Patch put up for eating.
Don Patch: TEE HEE HEE…
Everyone: Ha ha ha ha ha
Bo-bobo: WHAT’S WITH FALLING INTO THE TRAP------!!!!!
Don Patch: GUBA!!!!

Translator's Note: All of a sudden, I had a weird sense of deja vu with that ending...well outside the part Bo-bobo hits Don Patch. It just felt like one of those weird Hanna-Barbera cartoon endings where they have some cute joke that may or may not be connected to the plot and everyone just laughs at it...Scooby Doo comes to mind but others probably did it too. On the other hand, I sort of forgot how violent Chuunosuke was...luckily they don't have to put up with him again. Oh, and one more comment: that scene where Tennosuke was said to be one of their "partners" now had the infamous word "nakama". Now if you read "One Piece", you know how hard and nebulous that term is and I've translated it all over from "team" to "group". I guess I went with "partners" this time cause of the gangster images...I mean, you've heard of "partners in crime", right? Next up: that mysterious boy (that some of you may already know) finally makes his move...and trust me, while the last several chapters of Hajike Block were strange enough, we're now entering the main event of the arc!