Kanpachi 9

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かんぱち　 Kanpachi.

ジリ　ジリ　ジリ SFX: Burning.

あら、　今日は水着姿で登場ですか。 Ah, today's entry appearance is in a swimsuit.

青い空！！ The blue sky!!

輝く太陽 The shining sun.

想像図 Illustration of her imagination.

ワラワは死後　たぶん　捌かれる I'll probably be sold off after I die.

プール The

ジャーっ！！ Pool-!!

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べシャッ　SFX: Bam.

シュゥゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

かんぱち　KANPACHI Crazy Seriola Dumerili

第９幕 Chapter 9

原作：武梨えり　Orginal work: Eri Takenashi.

漫画：　結城心一 Manga: Shinichi Yuuki.

。。。コレがウワサに聞く　...This is from what I hear,

陸地の水 land(fresh) water.

ぐ。。。　ぐ　ぐ。。。 SFX: Groan.

まったく見えないホド透明度が高いバカリか Not only is it so clear that I can't see it at all.

空気のようにまるで浮けな I'm unable to float in it as it were air.

ゴッ SFX: Whack.

うわっ何やってんだパチ Uwaa, What are you doing, Pachi.

メリ。。。 SFX: Ripping off.

掃除のジャマだろ！？ You're in the way of cleaning, don't you think!?

今日はプール掃除の日なのです Today is the day we clean the pool.

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パチさん　Pachi-san.

掃除終わるまでは水入れないのよー We're not putting water in until we're finished cleaning-.

なんと。。。　ソウジされた　水にしか入れぬとは What...You can only go in clean water.

生態系なき水溜まりに　ナンのイミがある What sense is there for a pool of water without an ecosystem.

陸の者は悲しいのぅ You land people are sad, you know-.

ーあぁ　いつも　オセワになっておるのジャ -Ah-. You're always helping me out.

少々　頼みたいコトがあってのぅ There is a small favor that I have, you know.

ーそれはムリ？　That's impossible?

そこをナンとか Have a heart.

ナラばまたワラワがそちらにー In that case, I will once again with you-

ウン　そうそんなカンジで Yeah, that's right. Something like that.

誰と話してたの Who were you talking with.

汐見の神ジャ The Shiomi deity.

魚介類をこのプールにハコでもらおうと思ってシオミレンジャーにワラワが戻ると言うたら　快く引きウケテくれた　今スグはムリと言うておったが I was thinking of getting seafood brought to the pool. When I said I would return to the Shiomi Rangers, they gladly accepted. Though they said right now is impossible.

何　余計なことしてくれてんだんよ What. You're giving us trouble.

今すぐキャンセルの電話しとけよな Call them right now and cancel.

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しかし　なんじゃな　However, what's this.

この広さのプールをソウジするにはずいぶんと少ない人数でしてオルの Cleaning a pool of this size with a very insufficient number of people.

何かのバツかのう It's some kind of punishment, you know.

いや　１年生全員で掃除してたんだけど No, the pool was cleaned with all the first year students but.

次々とみんな　具合悪くなっちゃって One by one, everyone got sick.

この暑さのせいかも Maybe because of this heat.

最近の若者はヒヨワでいかんのう You young people nowadays are hopelessly delicate.

ゴソ　ゴソ SFX: Slam.

ならば In that case.

ワラワもここのソウジを手伝ってやろう　 I will help clean here as well.

コレをソウジすればよいのジャな Is it alright to clean this.

ぴっ SFX: High-pitched sound.

うわぁあ　ケガレだぁぁ Uwaaa. An impurity--.

「ケガレ」？汚れでしょ？ "An impurity"? Dirty, right?

パチさん　何か持ってるの？ Pachi-san, do you have something?

あ　えぇと。。。 Ah. U-m...

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うわ。。。よく見たら Uwa...If you look closely.

うぞ　うぞ　うぞぞ SFX: Menace.

汚れにまぎれてケガレがたくさん。。。 There is a large amount of impurities that have slipped into the dirt...

コヤツらに障られてみな具合がワルくなったのジャな Everyone became sick because they were affected by these guys, huh.

ナギもざんげちゃんもいないのにどうすれば。。。 But Nagi and Zange-chan aren't here. What should we do...

安心セイ　コノ程度のヤツら　Relax. This amount of these guys.

ワラワがアッサリ一掃してくれるわ I'll take care of them easily in one fell sweep.

ぺいっ SFX: Throw.

ワラワがこうホースをカマえてジャな　I'll set up the hose like this.

ふんふん Hmm Hmm.

神水攻撃！！ Divine water attack!!

ばしゅぅっ SFX: Splash.

ワラワの神力が水道水の塩素と混じってイイ具合に浄化できるのジャ I can purify them by mixing the chlorine in the tap water with my divine power.

どべべべべ SFX: Spray.

。。。そういや　お前も一応神様だったっけ ...Speaking of which, weren't you tentatively a deity as well.

妖怪の類だとすっかり If it's a kind of specter, then you can thoroughly-.

お　セッソク Oh, I was a little hasty.

ズズズ SFX: Vigorous motion.

足元にケガレ！！ There's an impurity at your feet!!

ばっしゃぁ SFX: Splash.

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ポタ　ポタ ポタ　SFX: Drip.

え　な　何？ Huh. Wh- What?

きゃっ Agh-.

どぱぱ　ぱぱ SFX: Spray.

ええ？ Huhh?

ダメだダメだ！！ No. No!!

え Huh.

もっとちゃんと濡らさないと We must get her more soaked properly.

じ　仁！？ J- Jin!?

つぐみ！　そこを動くなよ！！ Tsugumi! Stay right there!!

どぱぱ SFX: Spray.

俺は今　お前の体のことを思って　お前を濡らしてるんだ！ I'm now thinking of your health. So I'm getting you soaked!

ほら！！　パチもっとよく狙って Hey!! Pachi, aim more carefully.

ざわ。。。 SFX: Chatter.

残り少ない男子群 The few remaining group of male students.

み　御厨め　幼なじみに水かけるだなんて T- That Mikuriya. Hosing down his childhood friend.

なんて　うらやま。。。 いや　けしからんことを許せん。。。 I'm somewhat jeal... No, I won't forgive this outrageous act...

いや　でも　服が透けるやもしれん No, but. Maybe we'll see through her clothes.

なるほど　透ける。。。それなら許そう。。。 I see. Transparent...In that case, I will forgive him...

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ちょっ　ひどっ　何するの　仁もパチさんも！！ Hey- This is awf- What are you doing, Jin and Pachi!!

ばしゃ　しゃ　しゃ SFX: Splash.

いきなり女の子の服に水かけるなんて！ Suddenly wetting a girl's clothes!

下に水着てたから良かったものの　It's a good thing I'm wearing a swimsuit underneath.

もー Agh-.

御厨　許すまじ Mikuriya. Unforgivable.

ずもももも SFX: Looming.

うわぁ　消えるどころかケガレが大っきくなった！！Uwaa. Instead of disappearing, the impurity has become bigger!!

フム　ナゼだか　ここらヘンの負の感情が急に強まったのう Hm, why is that. The negative emotions around here have suddenly gotten stronger.

ずももも SFX: Looming.

しかも　蟲じゃなく人っぽい形になってきてる！？ Moreover, it's not a bug but rather getting to be in the shape of a like a person!?

もももも SFX: Looming.

フンフン　なるほどのぅ Hmm, hmm. I see.

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コノ人型はコノ近所に住む　風留野租喜太郎氏（プールのぞきたろう）の長年に渡る　プールに入ってる　女子生徒をノゾキたい気持ちが男子生徒の気持ちにヨビおこされデキ上がったケガレジャ　This human apparition is Mr. Pool Peep who lives around this neighborhood. His desire to want to peep at the female students swimming in the pool was called upon by the male students' feelings and thus appeared.

風留野租喜太郎（３７） Pool Peep (37).

誰　そのオッサン Who's that old man.

こんなにデカイ奴どうやって浄化すりやいいんだ？ How are we supposed to purify a thing this huge?

。。。さっきから　仁何見てるんだろ ...I wonder what Jin has been looking at for some time.

神でナケれば　ケガレは浄化できん If you aren't a deity, you can't purify impurities.

キッ SFX: Glare.

こうなれば　ワラワの全神力を水にコメてー If it has become this way, then I will put all of my divine power into the water-.

塩素さんパネェっす！ Mighty chlorine!

掃除終わったァー？ You're finished cleaning-?

もう水入れちゃうわよォ And you already put water in.

その後　入れられた水と投入された塩素によって Afterward, because of the chlorine put into the pool.

シュゥゥゥゥ SFX: Fizzle.

プールのケガレはあっさり浄化された The pool impurities were easily purified.

プールのケガレだから塩素に弱かったんだよ Because they were pool impurities, they were weak to chlorine.

たぶん Probably.

あんま気にすんな Don't worry about it so much.

神か。。。 A deity...