Sket Dance 128

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.


ch128: Twintail Tsudere Girl!

pg01:

BOX:
I-It's not like I wanted to meet you or anything, okay?!
INTRO TEXT:
Tsun!*

[ *TN: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere for this and later on ]

BOX:
Don't get the wrong idea!

BOSSUN:
Shaddup!

BOSSUN:
Just be honest dammit!
HIMEKO:
What?!
HIMEKO:
Who're you talking to?!
BOSSUN:
You like me and you know it!

SWITCH:
He's playing a dating sim I lent him. He wanted to try it out after
seeing me play it.
HIMEKO:
Dating sim?

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
I-I see....

pg02:

HIMEKO:
What, you're actually interested in this kinda things?
BOSSUN:
Man, I quit! This game sucks!
HIMEKO:
You know it. / Games aren't interesting.

SWITCH:
Bossun isn't compatible with tsunderes.
BOSSUN:
Tch. / I don't see how these kinda characters can be attractive!
HIMEKO:
Mmhmm.

SWITCH:
Sayaka is the most popular character in the game, though.
BOSSUN:
What's so good about tsunderes! / If they actually exist, I bet they'll
be one heck of an irritating person.
HIMEKO:
Mmhmm.
HIMEKO:
Mmhmm.

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Hmm? You don't know what "tsundere" means?

HIMEKO:
C-Course I do! They go "It's not like i etc etc" all the time, right?
BOSSUN:
No, give me the description of a tsundere.
HIMEKO:
Why must I?!

HIMEKO:
...

pg03:

HIMEKO:
It's an abbreviation of twin drills?
BOSSUN:
It's twintails, dammit! The hell is a twin drill?
TEXT:
Twintails
TEXT:
Twin drills
HIMEKO:
Eww, her hair is seriously messed up!

BOSSUN:
Switch, explain.
SWITCH:
It's a girl that's tsuntsun at first, then deredere later.
HIMEKO:
That didn't help!

HIMEKO:
The hell, explain properly!
BOSSUN:
Okay, look here!

BOSSUN:
At first, they are tsuntsun, and they'll say stuff like "I-It's not like
I made this bento for you! Don't get the wrong idea!" /
But she actually likes the guy, then they'll go "If you don't finish
everything I won't forgive you! Just get it already, idiot!"
SWITCH:
This guy is as good as always.

HIMEKO:
What was that! That girl's head is messed up! /
Does she want him to eat the bento or not?!
BOSSUN:
H-How would i know?! / That was just an example!
HIMEKO:
She just has crazy mood swings! If she like him, don't be tsun!
BOSSUN:
You're not getting this, aren't you?!

pg04:

SAAYA:
Is this the Sket-dan?

BOSSUN:
Hmm? (text at the side: Twintails?)
BOSSUN:
Lessee...
BOSSUN:
Can we help you?

pg05:

SAAYA:
I-It's not like I came because I needed something!
INTRO TEXT:
Tsuntsun!
SKET:
Here's a weird tsundere!

SAAYA:
I came for a consultation, okay?!
BOSSUN:
There was something you wanted, dammit!

pg06:

BOSSUN:
Lessee... what's your name?

SKET:
...

BOSSUN:
Erm...

BOSSUN:
Your. Name. Please!
SAAYA:
Listen!

SAAYA:
When you ask for someone's name, you have to introduce yourself first, pervert!
BOSSUN:
Huh?!!!

BOSSUN:
S-She just insulted me!!!
HIMEKO:
Can't be helped that you're a pervert.
BOSSUN:
Huh?!
SWITCH:
We should introduce ourselves first, then.

pg07:

BOSSUN:
I'm Bossun.
HIMEKO:
I'm Himeko.
SWITCH:
This is Switch!

SAAYA:
Mm.
SAAYA:
*cough*

SAAYA:
Hello!*
[ *TN: Saaya actually says Hello in English ]
BOSSUN:
No, we're not foreigners, man!

BOSSUN:
That's our nicknames! Nicknames!
SAAYA:
Eh... / Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Rather, where did you think a Bossun came from?

SAAYA:
Don't use your nicknames, that's confusing! /
I thought you were French!
BOSSUN:
You can tell just by looking! I'm 100% Japanese! /
And wouldn't you sat "Bonjour" instead?!

SAAYA:
D-Don't get the wrong idea!
BOSSUN:
You're the one that did!

pg08:

SAAYA:
I'm Saaya!
SKET:
Ehh?!

BOSSUN:
Isn't that your nickname too!?
SAAYA:
Fufufu...

SAAYA:
You're wrong! My name is actually Sa'aya! /
Don't get the wrong idea!
BOSSUN:
You just wanted to say "Don't get the wrong idea", didn't you?!

SAAYA:
Fufufu, / Now we're even!
SAAYA:
Next time, I'll make you speechless! Don't forget!

pg09:

SAAYA:
Ah... / I have a request...
SKET:
S-She's...

SKET:
an airhead!
BOSSUN:
G-Give us a sec...

HIMEKO:
What are we gonna do, this one's a masterpiece...
BOSSUN:
She's tsundere, an airhead, has large boobs, twintails and knee-length socks, man!
SWITCH:
She's just like someone out a dating sim.

SWITCH:
She's just lacking the younger-sister trait.
SAAYA:
What are you whispering there!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
...And, / about your request...

BOSSUN:
You want us to get rid of that tsundere personality?
SAAYA:
Yeah, what else could there be.

BOSSUN:
Not "Yeah, what else could there be?"! Just stop saying that kinda stuff!
SAAYA:
If I could, I wouldn't come here, stupid! / Try to understand, you stupid-hat!

HIMEKO:
But that's troublesome. You act like that to everyone?

SAAYA:
No, it's only to guys. I'm fine talking to girls.
SAAYA:
When I'm talking to boys, I start talking forcefully for no reason.

SAAYA:
That's what they call a tsudere, right? / Not that I get it.
BOSSUN:
I so get it.
SAAYA:
Then they call me a tsundere without the dere bit. / Not that I get it.
HIMEKO:
I so so get it...

pg11:

SWITCH:
In other words, since you can talk to girls easily, but you become tsuntsun to guys.
SWITCH:
you're just too conscious of guys.
SAAYA:
Don't put it like that.

HIMEKO:
So, what can we do?
SWITCH:
She'll have to get used to talking to guys, that's all.

BOSSUN:
Alright, let's set some special training!
SWITCH:
Yeah, let's.
HIMEKO:
You're really looking forward to that, huh.

BOSSUN:
Okay, just practise talking to me normally, okay?
BOSSUN:
Just talk about anything. The main thing is to get used to talking to
a guy. / Got it?

SAAYA:
Okay, I'll help you out just this time!
BOSSUN:
What are you looking down at me for!
HIMEKO:
Enough, start!

pg12:

BOSSUN:
....
SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
...erm...

BOSSUN:
...

SAAYA:
...

HIMEKO:
Whatcha acting embarrassed for?!

HIMEKO:
What is this?! / Talk, dammit! / Is this some awkward matchmaking session?!
BOSSUN:
But you see, it's just so hard to bring up a random topic, right?
HIMEKO:
If you can't, don't suggest it in the first place!

pg13:

SWITCH:
Let's create a basic scenario that involves a guy and a girl, shall we?
BOSSUN:
That's it!
HIMEKO:
You're enjoying this way too much!

BOSSUN:
Okay, how about this. We'll pretend that we like each other, but we
aren't dating yet, so we're on our first date in a cafe, being all nervous.
Interesting, right?
HIMEKO:
Anything works, let's just start!

HIMEKO:
WHat the hell?!

HIMEKO:
Your face's the one that's interesting here!
BOSSUN:
I-I dunno what to talk about!
HIMEKO:
Then don't suggest that kinda scenario!

BOSSUN:
Man, I'm not good at this stuff... / Erm...
SAAYA:
N-Normally...

BOSSUN:
Hmm?

SAAYA:
We could... / speak normally like friends...?

pg14:

SAAYA:
It'll be tough at first, and it might take days,
SAAYA:
But if you're fine with it, I'll let you do it, okay?

BOSSUN:
Yeah.
BOSSUN:
Let's do that.

BOSSUN:
When you're free, just drop by the clubroom.
SAAYA:
Eh? C-Can I? / Really?
BOSSUN:
Well, you can come here and drink tea and stuff.
HIMEKO:
Yeah, yeah. / Saaya, what snacks do you like?
SWITCH:
We have lots.

BOSSUN:
Your favourite subject is literature and you love animals? /
How many dating sim girl characteristics, do you have, man!
SAAYA:
What are "dating sim girl characteristics"? I don't get it. /
Don't be stupid, stupid!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Hey,
BOSSUN:
See ya tomorrow.

SAAYA:
Yeah...

SAAYA:
I'll let you let me come.
BOSSUN:
What?! / That's definitely not cute, you know?

SAAYA:
"See you tomorrow"

pg16:

SAAYA:
Eh?!
SAAYA:
You're Tsubaki's brother?!

SAAYA:
You're supposed to say important stuff like that earlier, stupid!
BOSSUN:
It's not something important!
BOSSUN:
And I'm not stupid...

BOSSUN:
Anyway, how about you, Saaya? / Do you have siblings?
SAAYA:
I dunno. None of your business, hmph.
BOSSUN:
What was that?!

BOSSUN:
Tch, she's still the same even after so long.

SAAYA:
Y-You're wrong! / I'm changing slowly, just you see!
BOSSUN:
Which part of you changed?! / You're never gonna stop being a tsundere!

SAAYA:
...ugh... / W-We'll see about that...

pg17:

BOSSUN:
Rather than you getting used to talking to guys, we somehow got used to
dealing with your personality. / Right?
SWITCH:
Indeed.

BOSSUN:
You don't have to force yourself to change, you know?

BOSSUN:
Just kidding.

BOSSUN:
Ushashashasha!*
[ * That's how Bossun laughs ]

SAAYA:
I-Is that so...
SAAYA:
Don't be stupid, stupid.

HIMEKO:
....

HIMEKO:
She's in dere mode now!
HIMEKO:
Bossun, notice it already! She's dere for you!
HIMEKO:
Her behaviour really changed!

HIMEKO:
Hm? / Dere...?

AGATA:
Oh?

AGATA:
Yo, whatcha guys up to out here?
BOSSUN:
AH!

BOSSUN:
Agata!
AGATA:
You guys are as free as ever, huh. / Practicing for curling?
HIMEKO:
We're cleaning up, dammit!

SAAYA:
Hm? / Eh?

AGATA:
Eh? / Oho.

AGATA:
If it isn't Saaya.
SAAYA:
Onii-chan!
BOSSUN:
BWUGH

BOSSUN:
O-O-Onii-chan?!!!
HIMEKO:
Eh?! Saaya's brother is...

pg19:

SKET:
Agata?!
AGATA:
...
SAAYA:
Yep! / This is my Onii-chan!
SAAYA:
Onii-chan, you know them?

SAAYA:
Hehe, my Onii-chan's much cooler than Bossun, right?
SKET:
Y-Yeah, sure...

BOSSUN:
Give us a sec...

BOSSUN:
Oi / The younger-sister trait actually appeared.
SWITCH:
Now we've got the complete set.
HIMEKO:
....

BOSSUN:
They start off as tsuntsun, and then they're dere for the one they like.

HIMEKO:
T-This is...

OUTRO TEXT:
Tsundere, twintails, airhead, well-endowed, knee-length socks and...
Agata's little sister?! Is this the start of something complicated?!