Sket Dance 132

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.

ch 132: School Trip Rhapsody Pt 1

pg01:

SKET:
oh, look at the green pasture~
[ TN: They're singing a Japanese folk song, "Makiba wa Midori" ]

SKET:
A sea of grass~~
SKET:
The gentle breeze~

SKET:
Oh, look at the green pasture~

SKET:
See how thick it grew~

BOSSUN:
Hoi!

TSUBAKI:
What was that for, bastard!
INTRO:
2-C, as energetic as always! But why is Tsubaki here?
BOX:
On the way to the 3-day ski trip for their school trip.

pg02:

TEXT:
Ehem, as you know, we have 8 classes, from A to H. However, due to
unforeseen circumstances, there are only 7 buses.
TEXT:
Thus, we will have to decide to split a class to join the other 7 by
drawing lots.

TEXT:
Attention please!
TEXT:
Will the class representatives come forward?

HIMEKO:
Look, look! I can't recognise the scenery anymore! /
We really travelled a long way!
BOSSUN:
Hey, hey, Chuu-san! It's past 10am, so we can bust out the snacks now right?
CHUUMA:
Whatever.

BOSSUN:
I brought Pocky! You want some, Chuu-san?
CHUUMA:
Yeah, 2 of them.
HIMEKO:
Ahhhh I'm stumped, what should be sing next?
HIMEKO:
How about "Perfume"? But it's so embarrassing by myself, someone
sing with me!
TSUBAKI:
...
TEXT:
The chosen class 2-F's rep.
BOSSUN:
Himeko, you?
HIMEKO:
Yeah, I'll take 2.

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Switch, you? Pocky, I mean.
SWITCH:
Gimme 2.

TSUBAKI:
...

TSUBAKI:
Tch.

BOSSUN:
Huh?! / What did you...? Did you just go 'tch'?
BOSSUN:
Did you want some Pocky too?!

TSUBAKI:
I-I don't not want some Pocky!
BOSSUN:
Which way is it?! /
You have "I want it" written all over your face!
TSUBAKI:
I'm not! I'm not a child, why would I want Pocky!
BOSSUN:
Pocky's compulsory for long trips! Don't underestimate the addictiveness
of Pocky!
TSUBAKI:
That made no sense!

TSUBAKI:
Hmph fine! I have cookies anyway!
BOSSUN:
Huh?! /
Cookies?! That's even more childish than Pocky!

LABEL:
Kuki Wakame
BOSSUN:
Kuki Wakame?!
[TN: It's a seaweed snack]

BOSSUN:
Not "cookie", but "Kuki"?! What the hell?!
TSUBAKI:
Don't mock my Kuki Wakame! It's full of fiber and surprisingly delicious.
BOSSUN:
Do you have to eat that now?! /
And don't nickname that as "cookie"!

pg04:

GIRL:
Hey, how is it going with Seiji-kun, Tomoko?
TOMOKO:
Uhhhh, good I guess?
GIRL:
Kyaaa, I'm so jealous!

GIRL:
Ahhh, I wish I had a boyfriend too!
TOMOKO:
Sacchin, you have someone you like too right? Go tell him!

TOMOKO:
I heard many couples are formed during a school trip.

CAPTAIN:
... Bossun.
SAAYA:
Eh?!

pg05:

SAAYA:
Eh, what? Bo-
CAPTAIN:
You want some?
SAAYA:
Huh?! / "Some"?

CAPTAIN:
Monsoon.
SAAYA:
Monsoon?!
SAAYA:
Oh, it's just Monsoon... /
What kind of snack is named Monsoon?!

CAPTAIN:
Why so spaced out, Saaya?
SAAYA:
Eh? I-I'm not spacing out!
CAPTAIN:
Really? Your face is red and you're so restless. /
You look like the girl on the "Maiden in Love" chips.
SAAYA:
"Maiden in Love" chips? It's an actual snack?!

SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
Hey...
CAPTAIN:
Hmm? / What?

SAAYA:
Captain, you're friends with the Sket-dan, right?
CAPTAIN:
Yeah! / You're too lately!

SAAYA:
Yup.
SAAYA:
Not that friendly though...
SAAYA:
... And...

SAAYA:
About Bos-

SAAYA:
... / Uhhh, never mind.
CAPTAIN:
Eh? Did you want to ask something? /
Want some "Maiden in Love" chips?
SAAYA:
I don't!

pg06:

ONEESAN:
We're stopping here for 20 hours, don't stray too far!
CHUUMA:
20 minutes, 20 minutes!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna grab some takoyaki! Maybe a frankfurt too!
HIMEKO:
How much are you gonna eat, man! /
I'm have some curry rice!
BOSSUN:
How much are you gonna eat, man!

BOSSUN:
And some souvenirs! And a pennant!
HIMEKO:
This isn't the final stop, you know? /
And a pennant?!

pg07:

SWITCH:
What's up, Saaya.

SAAYA:
W-what?! Nothing's up!
SAAYA:
Go somewhere else, jerk!
SWITCH:
Hahaha, I expected nothing less from a tsundere.

SAAYA:
.... /
Bossun and Himeko-chan's going to buy something to eat, you're not going to?
SWITCH:
Nope, I'm not hungry.

SAAYA:
Why not? Don't the three of you stick together all the time?
SWITCH:
No we don't. / Why would you think so?

SAAYA:
But... Bossun and Himeko are always together...
SWITCH:
Ah yeah, those two. /
I'm independent, you know. Sometimes a chapter passes and I don't even
have a line.
SAAYA:
Huh?

SWITCH:
To put it simply, Bossun and Himeko are like Lupin and Jigen,
then I'm Goemon.
SAAYA:
That's not simple!
[TN: Reference to Lupin III]

SAAYA:
H-
SAAYA:
Hey, Switch...

pg08:

SAAYA:
What does Bossun
SAAYA:
think of Himeko-chan?

SWITCH:
What do you mean?
SAAYA:
But!

SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
Bossun and Himeko-chan...
SAAYA:
Seem so close...

SWITCH:
....
SWITCH:
Hmmm.

SWITCH:
Yeah. / Though I'd say they're not involved in a romantic relationship.
SWITCH:
But I don't know what they think.

pg09:

SWITCH:
If it bothers you, why don't you ask Bossun himself?

SAAYA:
...! Don't be stupid! It's not like I'm interested or anything!
SWITCH:
That so?
SAAYA:
Yeah! There's no way I'll ask him! Stupid!

SWITCH:
Really?
SWITCH:
Can't you just work that into a normal conversation between friends?

SAAYA:
T-That's right...
SWITCH:
And it'll be easier to ask such a touchy question on this trip, don't
you think?

SAAYA:
... Oh, / yeah....
SAAYA:
T-Then...

SAAYA:
I'll ask him when I get the chance.

pg10:

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
Ugh...

CHUUMA:
Oh? / Himeko, did you eat too much?
HIMEKO:
No, I'm carsick... /
I can't take buses that well...

HIMEKO:
Ah, even though I say that, I'm still pretty sure I can take down the bus
in a fight!
CHUUMA:
No, you'll definitely die! What's with that pride!

CHUUMA:
I've got some medicine for carsickness.
HIMEKO:
Thanks, Chuu-san.
CHUUMA:
No problem.

CHUUMA:
I made it myself, so it should work like magic.
HIMEKO:
!!!

HIMEKO:
Eh?! You made it?! /
Then I'm fine already...
CHUUMA:
No, you're still woozy. /
Hmm, where did I left it...
HIMEKO:
No, really! /
I'm feeling so much better now!
CHUUMA:
Don't lie! Just take it already!

pg11:

CHUUMA:
Here you go.
HIMEKO:
Ugh!

HIMEKO:
Uwaaaaaaah!! Stop this, please! /
You gonna make me take these sinister-looking pills?!
BOSSUN:
Hey, what's up? /
Ugh! /
What's that dark aura!

BOSSUN:
Um, Chuuma-sensei, what's this suspicious medicine box?
CHUUMA:
Ah, it's filled with my shady homemade pills.
BOSSUN:
Even you admit it's shady!
SWITCH:
Check this out, there's purple and green capsules.
HIMEKO:
And don't put a skull on it!

TSUBAKI:
Sensei, what's this one for?
CHUUMA:
Hm? / That one?

CHUUMA:
That's my demotivational drug.
HIMEKO:
Why did you make that?!

SWITCH:
I don't see an actual purpose for that.
CHUUMA:
I made it by accident. I heard that everyone lost their motivation and
the world was plunged into despair once. Lucky I managed to rediscover
the means to do so.
BOSSUN:
What the hell are you planning to do?!
TSUBAKI:
W-What do the other pills do?

CHUUMA:
The others? / Lessee...

pg12:

CHUUMA:
Here's one to turn you into a kid, this makes you invisible, that
stimulates hair growth and the one over there makes your emotions
and expressions messed up.
SWITCH:
All of which, Bossun has experienced.
BOX:
Makes you into a child
BOX:
Messes up your expressions and emotions
BOX:
Makes you invisible
BOX:
Makes your hair grow
BOSSUN:
So why the hell are you carrying them in solid form!

TSUBAKI:
That box alone would be worth a fortune.
BOSSUN:
There's still 3 more, tell us what they do!
CHUUMA:
Oh? You're actually interested?

CHUUMA:
The black one, "Hypno" puts you in a hypnotic state.
BOSSUN:
That's actually dangerous!

CHUUMA:
This stops you from being carsick.
BOSSUN:
You put it in here?!
HIMEKO:
Don't mix that up with the other weird drugs!

CHUUMA:
And the indigo one switches the personalities of 2 people who took it.
I call it "SoulSwap".
BOSSUN:
What?!

CHUUMA:
That concludes the introduction to my mini medicine box. Himeko, take it.
HIMEKO:
Waitwaitwait!
BOSSUN:
The last one sounds awesome!
TSUBAKI:
What's with that SoulSwap thing?!

pg13:

CHUUMA:
Oh yeah... just nice, you pair of twins are here.
TWINS:
?

CHUUMA:
Alright, Tsubaki, Bossun. /
I'm gonna explain how this drug works.
BOSSUN:
Hm? /
Okay...

CHUUMA:
Two people will have to take the SoulSwap at the same time.
SIGNS READ 'A' AND 'B'

CHUUMA:
Then, they will feel as if they were struck by lightning for a moment.

CHUUMA:
This will put what you might call a soul into an unstable state.
BOSSUN:
This guy's saying it like he's reading off the phonebook.
TEXT INSIDE BODIES READ 'SOUL'

CHUUMA:
Then, the unstable souls will escape and occupy the other body. What
happens next?
TWINS:
...

CHUUMA:
Their personality is swapped!
TWINS:
........

CHUUMA:
So try it already.
BOSSUN:
Never!

pg14:

BOSSUN:
You want us to take that crazy drug in this bus?! Hell no!
CHUUMA:
I need a pair of twins for this experiment, it'll have a higher success
rate!
BOSSUN:
Experiment? Success rate? /
Did you even test this drug before?!

CHUUMA:
Yeah. /
It went very well with my mice.
BOSSUN:
Mice?!

BOSSUN:
How can you tell if their personalities swapped?!
CHUUMA:
Of course I do! Mickey and Algernon did swap! /
Take it, dammit!
BOSSUN:
No way! /
And you do realise we're on the way to a school trip?!

HIMEKO:
SHADDUP, ALL OF YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LITERALLY DYING HERE?! SILENCE!
BOSSUN:
Eh?!!

HIMEKO:
Just take the damn pill already!!
BOSSUN:
Ehhhh??!!!

BOSSUN:
ugh... fine...
HIMEKO:
I.. can't take this... Chuu-san, medicine....
HIMEKO:
Ugh...
ONEESAN:
Chuuma-sensei, what's happening back there?
CHUUMA:
Ah! / It's nothing, don't worry!

pg15:

CHUUMA:
'Kay
CHUUMA:
Take it.
TWINS:
...
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN'S HEAD:
Why...

SFX:
*opens*

SFX:
*gulp*
CHUUMA:
...
CHUUMA:
H-How do you feel?

CHUUMA:
Whoaaa!!

CHUUMA:
They look like they've just got struck by lightning!
CHUUMA:
That's good!
CHUUMA:
And then...

CHUUMA:
Yes! They fainted!
SWITCH:
We're doing something really crazy at the back of the bus.

TSUBAKI:
... Hm?

SWITCH:
Alright, Tsubaki woke up!
TSUBAKI:
Mmmmmmm...
CHUUMA:
Yes, and now you should be Bossun!

pg16:

TSUBAKI:
*clickclackclickclack* /
Chuu-san, did it work?
CHUUMA:
Bossuuuuuuunnn!!!

TSUBAKI:
Uwah, my body's beside me!
CHUUMA:
Success!!

CHUUMA:
So Tsubaki should be inside Bossun!
CHUUMA:
C'mon, wake up already!
SWITCH:
And the actual school trip hasn't even started yet.

BOSSUN:
The hell is this?
[ "Bossun" speaks in a Kansai accent ]

TSUBAKI:
??!!!

CHUUMA:
"The hell is this"?
TWINS:
?!?!?!?!?!

pg17:

CHUUMA:
What was that?
BOSSUN:
Ah!
BOSSUN:
My body's right there!

HIMEKO:
Kyaaaaa!! Why am I in Bossun!
CHUUMA:
W-Wait! What's going on!

CHUUMA:
Then, who's in here?
TSUBAKI:
Isn't it Himeko?
BOSSUN:
No, I'm right here?

BOSSUN:
Me and Bossun are right here, so that'll be Tsubaki?
TSUBAKI:
Rather, why is she asleep too?!
HIMEKO:
Mmmmm...
SWITCH:
Ohh, she's waking up.

CHUUMA:
W-Who are you?

HIMEKO:
I'm Bossun...?
ALL:
Ehhhhhh?!?!

CHUUMA:
Wait, let's get this straight! Who's who now?!
HIMEKO:
I wanna know myself!
BOSSUN:
What the heck's going on!?
TSUBAKI:
I'm Bossun!!
SWITCH:
This is no laughing matter, Chuu-san!
CHUUMA:
Switch, you have nothing to do with this! Shaddup!

pg18:

CHUUMA:
...So, /
Somehow,

CHUUMA:
It became like this.
BOX:
Took the SoulSwap by accident.
BOX:
Took the SoulSwap.
BOX:
Took the Hypno by accident.

SWITCH:
Simply put, Bossun and Himeko switched, while Tsubaki is convinced
that he's Bossun.
CHUUMA:
Yeah... tch.

CHUUMA:
This one's just irritating.
TSUBAKI:
What?!
TSUBAKI:
It's your fault for giving me the wrong pill!

CHUUMA:
Not like it was on purpose. /
Those two look alike.
TSUBAKI:
You made them, dammit!

CHUUMA:
A-Anyway, since they all work, I'll just return you to normal.

CHUUMA:
It's easy, see.
TEXT BESIDE TSUBAKI:
Hypno ->
Tell him to turn back into Tsubaki.
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO AND BOSSUN:
SoulSwap.
Swap.
CHUUMA:
Tsubaki will take Hypno again, Himeko and Bossun will take the Soulswap.
HIMEKO:
That's it!
BOSSUN:
Then let's do it already!

CHUUMA:
Then, the SoulSwap...

CHUUMA:
.....?
CHUUMA:
Hm? / Eh?

pg19:

CHUUMA:
Ah.
ALL:
Huh?!

HIMEKO:
Huh?! / Did you just say "Ah."?! What was that "ah." for?!
BOSSUN:
What's wrong?!

CHUUMA:
Ah.... Hahaha...
CHUUMA:
You see...

CHUUMA:
Now that I've checked it....
CHUUMA:
Seems that they're all Hypnos... They look alike, y'know?

CHUUMA:
So...
SFX:
*gulp*
CHUUMA:
Erm...

CHUUMA:
Looks like you won't be returning to normal anytime soon... /
Hahaha...
SFX:
*badump* x4
CHUUMA:
So, my bad, but...

CHUUMA:
Stay like that for the next 3 days, yeah?
ALL:
UWEEEEEHHHHHHHH???!?!!
OUTRO:
The curtains open to a complicated school trip!