One Piece 802

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Chapter 802: Zou
[Insert text: The crew head to Zou! What awaits them there?!!]
Robin: Ahh... They’re huge! Watch out!!
People: They’re hailstones!! // But they’re as big as a human head!!! // Aghh~~~~~!! It punched a hole in the deck~~~!!!
Bartolomeo: Luffy-senpai and crew, get below-decks, quick!!
Luffy: What’re you on about? We’ll help out!
Franky: Which way d’you want the ship moved?! Who’s the navigator?! Gimme some orders!!

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Bartolomeo: Oh, we don’t have a navigator.
Usopp: You’re in the New World, you know?!!!
Bartolomeo: We started out as a land-based gang...
Gambia: Hey, Granny?! This is Gambia. You wouldn’t believe the hailstorm we just ran into!
Bartolomeo: When we run into trouble, he always calls Granny back home by Den-Den Mushi...
Usopp: Oh, an advisor who knows a thing or two about the ocean?! Great!! Well, hurry it up, at any rate!
Gambia: Hey, I know what we gotta do!! You know that gum that was stuck to the decks and we couldn’t get it off?!
Crew: Oh, yeah!! That stuff’s a real pain!!
Gambia: Put one of them hailstones in a bag, and cool the gum off!
Crew: Wow! It came off effortlessly!!
Usopp: IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR LIFE HACKS?!!!
Crew: Gyaaaaghhh!!!
Usopp: What did I tell you~~~~~?!!!
Gambia: She says to rub salt into the bump!
Usopp: Enough with your granny’s remedies!!!

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Luffy: This is bad!! The ship’s gonna sink!!! Nami, help us out~~~~!!!
Usopp: We had all those ships to choose from and we just HAD to get on THIS one!!
Zoro: We’ll have to take care of this ourselves.
Law: Are these idiots for real...?
Franky: If only we had the Sunny’s facilities...!!
Robin: Ahaha... Everyone’s so lively!
Zoro: For starters, why don’t you put up a barrier?
Bartolomeo: ?!! // But Granny always says... // ...heaven will punish you if you resist the forces of nature...
Zoro: If you’re so scared, go back home and live on land!!!
Bartolomeo: All right, men - with the Straw Hats on our side, even divine punishment is nothing to fear!!!
Zoro: How did you guys survive this long, again?!!

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[Box: Marine HQ]
Marines: Former allies of the Whitebeard Pirates... / ...the “AO Pirates” have been annihilated!!
Kizaru: Is it him again?
Marines: Indeed. It’s the work of Shichibukai Edward Weeble!!
Kizaru: How many of Whitebeard’s former allied Captains has he taken out now?
[Box: Marine HQ Admiral / Kizaru (Borsalino)]
Marines: This is the 16th. / As usual, it seems they had some kind of heated argument, then Weeble levelled the whole city.
Kizaru: .........
Marines: There are around 600 killed and injured... // Wherever that man goes, civilian casualties reach appalling numbers. / Even for a Shichibukai, should we really be turning a blind eye to this...?
Kizaru: It’s quite the conundrum...
Marines: His position as Edward “Whitebeard” Newgate’s real son is a powerful thing... / ...but many doubt the veracity of his claims...
Kizaru: Hmmmmm... Well, at the end of the day, whether it’s true or not isn’t what matters to us.

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Kizaru: Regardless of his heritage... // He possesses one valuable asset...!! // As a pirate... // ...he is overwhelmingly strong...!!! // His sheer strength calls to mind Whitebeard’s own younger days... Though that strength is all he really has.
Weeble: All dese people are such idiots, dere’s no point talkin’ to ‘em!! // Dey all just say da same thing!!

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Weeble: “De only sons of Whitebeard are the Whitebeard Pirates”!! // Mommy!! Mommy!! // I am Whitebeard’s son, aren’t I?!! I’ve got a white ‘stache, after all!!!
[Box: Royal Shichibukai / Self-Proclaimed “Whitebeard Jr.” / Edward Weeble / (Former Bounty: 480 million Beli)]

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Bakkin: Well, of course you are, my boy! The Whitebeard Pirates were just that man playing house!! // The only true blood heir to Whitebeard, the strongest pirate who ever lived, is you!!! // And I...!! // ...am the only woman he ever loved!!
[Box: Weeble’s Mother / Self-Proclaimed “Whitebeard’s Lover” / Miss Bakkin]
Bakkin: Now, pull yourself together, my little treasure!!!
Weeble: Dat hurts, Mommy!!!
Bakkin: Take a look at this!!
Weeble: Huh? A mirror?
Bakkin: No, this is a photograph of Whitebeard!!
Weeble: Ohh!! I thought it was a mirror!!
Bakkin: With a resemblance this strong, how could you not be father and son?!! You really can be so silly sometimes!!
Weeble: Awww, I’m sorry, Mommy~~~~~!!

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Bakkin: But I’ll forgive you. // Because... I LOVE YOU!!!
Weeble: MOMMY~~~~!!!
Bakkin: Now, let’s go!! Let’s hear you tell me again what you have to do?!
Weeble: Uhhhmmm... I forgot.
Bakkin: You must seek out Marco the Phoenix and the rest of the survivors of the Whitebeard Pirates!! / And take them for yourself!! // Your father, Newgate, must have left a massive fortune behind him! / And as his true heir, it all belongs to you!!!
Weeble: Ohhhh, I geddit... / Oh, but I still gotta take revenge. / Dat nasty Blackbeard guy who killed Daddy...

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Weeble: I’m gonna murder him!!! // I can’t forgive dat guy!!!
Bakkin: Silly boy... What’s the use in revenge?!! / It won’t get you a single Beli!! // Money’s what matters!! You need to claim your inheritance! // Hmmmmm~~~~~~?!!
Weeble: What is it, Mommy?
Bakkin: Doflamingo has been defeated......!! / It’s that boy again!! Garp’s grandson!! / Rumour has it Marco and the others even protected him at the Ultimate War...!
Weeble: Den he might know about Marco!! Should we go beat him up?!

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[Box: One week later... Aboard the “Going Luffy-Senpai”]
People: The mist is so deep... I can’t see a thing... // Gueeeeeehhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zoro: How seasick can you get? And you call yourself pirates...!!
People: Gum... We need gum... Granny says chewing gum will make us feel better...
Usopp: That’s why this ship is covered in the stuff?!!
People: Boss!! Something sighted at two-o’clouerrrghhh...
Barto: “Something”?! What is it?!! Uerghhh...
People: A shadow deep in the mist... / It could be a mountain... or a monster... ue...uerghhh...
Bartolomeo: What kind of monster could be mistaken for a mountain?! Ouerghh...!!
People: But I get the feeling it’s slowly moving... uerghhh...
Bartolomeo: That’s just ‘cause you’re so seasick! Uerghhhlhh...
Luffy: A moving mountain?! Let’s go have a look!! / Mlph...!
Usopp: Hold it, hold it, the important thing right now is to get ourselves out of this misty labyrinth!! / We’re gonna hit a reef and sink if we’re not careful!
Law: Wait a moment, God.

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Usopp: G-God? Did you just call me “God”? / Aw man, that’s embarrassing... You just embarrassed a guy with a 200 million bounty~~!
Law: Well, even the Marine Admirals will be calling you that now.
Usopp: !!!
Law: Look. / This Vivre Card is pointing in that thing’s direction.
Luffy: Ohhhh! You’re right! / Then your crew are over there, right?!!
Law: I have heard tales of how the island is surrounded by a deep mist and powerful currents that make it difficult to approach.
Franky: The wind’s blowing away from there as well!! / Furl the sail, we’re gonna have to row this one!!
People: Roger that!! Uerghhh...
Franky: What kind of response do you call that?!!!
Robin: Usopp, you’re looking a little pale. / Would you like some gum?
Usopp: I wasn’t facing up to reality...
People: !!! // Huh...?!
Luffy: This is the island “Zou”?!
Bartolomeo: No, this can’t be right!!!
Usopp: This is bad!! Run for it!! Turn the ship around!!!
Law: No...this is the right place.
Luffy: But, Tra-dude... I mean... // This it......!!!

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Luffy: It’s an elephant~~~~~~~!!!
People: Aaaghhhh~~~~~~!!! // Ehhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~?!!
Law: That’s right. As its name suggests, the island of “Zou” is a land that flourished on the back of an elephant.
People: Eeeehhhhhhh~~~~~~~~?!! Is that thing alive?!
Law: As it is constantly moving... It is known as a “phantom island” that can never be found in a single location. // And because it’s not exactly made of “land”... / It can’t be reached with a Log Pose. // This is the first time I’ve seen it in person.
Law: Since it’s got its back to us... // There’s a god change that Black Leg and the others... / ...got here quite a way ahead of us.
Robin: So we’ve been chasing after an elephant moving away from us...
Law: Yeah. Make preparations to land. // Could you share some of your provisions with us?
Bartolomeo: Why do I gotta give food to YOU?!!
Law: ...Could you share some of your provisions with Mister Straw Hat?
Bartolomeo: Take every last scrap from the ship’s pantry!!

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Kin’emon: So this is “Zou”!! To think that foreign lands would be home to such incredible beings...!! / I hope Momonosuke is all right......!!
Kanjuurou: Hey! I have heard that Zou is home to a race who are not friendly to outsiders...
Law: Yes, that’s the Mink Tribe. / It’s said that their country has been largely isolated from the outside world for around a thousand years.
People: A thousand years?! On the back of an elephant?!
Luffy: ..................!! // ......... // Then... // This elephant has been living... // ...for a thousand years?!!
[Insert text: Their next adventure awaits atop an ancient elephant!!]