Note: This is the first time I've ever posted my One Piece scripts online. I picked a random recent chapter to show off my skills. I don't like seeing all these wooden "trans-literal" scripts of One Piece online, and that's why I feel compelled to do this. I believe One Piece is so westernized as it is, that it's just stupid to easternize it excessively. Every character has his or her own personality, and most translators don't even try to pinpoint and express them. My goal is to change that and create a script that accurately flows well with the panels and pictures, and that's also fun and easy to read. Most places I translate literally, but sometimes I translate the... Read More " "

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 9: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
Secret Attack 89: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
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Bo-bobo: {It's impossible! She's stopped all our attacks!
<<<<<<<<This is one fight we can't win!}
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Gigi: I don't tolerate tomfoolery,
<<<<hence I'll not tolerate your existences.
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Gigi: Why, you might ask?!
<<<<Because I'm a TORPEDO!!!!

[Secret Attack 89:... Read More " "

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Inside Cover (comments by Sawai):
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Occasionally I'll wake up from dreamland with a really good idea. Then I'll get all giddy with joy, until I realize how corny it is, and forget about the whole thing.
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Back Cover:
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"Why you might ask? Because I'm a torpedo" - so goes the catchphrase of Gigi the legendary Slapstickslayer... Within these pages, Bo-bobo and Gigi battle for their lives, but in the end a brand-new special move... Read More " "

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 87: GAME OVER
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Secret Attack 87: GAME OVER
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Over: I will not allow you to get away with including me in your foolishness.
<<<< I am going to rid this world of your existences...
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Don Patch: I'm quakin' in my boots,... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 86: AIR FARCE ONE TOO MANY!
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Hatenkou: No one here, either...
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Hatenkou: Bo-bobo, please... if you do anything, don't mess with Over...
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Hatenkou: *sting*
<<<<<<<<Ah!
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Hatenkou: He's... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 85: OVER THE TERRIBLE vs. BO-BOBO THE NOT-SO-MUCH
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[Story: The idiotic trio fused into Bobopatchnosuke and felled the last of the Furious Five.]

Bobopatchnosuke: HameHA!!!!

Beauty: Did you really use Kamehameha?!
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[Heppokomaru and Dengakuman are safely out of harm's way.]

Bo-bobo: Nothin' to see here.

Beauty: A little... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 84: M·T
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Bobopatchnosuke: Allow me to demonstrate the extent of my power...
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Mesopotamia: You fool! That stupid sword is incapable of harming us!!

Hwang Ho: Hahaha!!
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Bobopatchnosuke:... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 83: JACKS ON A JOHN
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Secret Attack 83: JACKS ON A JOHN
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[Story: Our heroes are in the middle of a spat.]

Don Patch: Darn dirty ape!!

Bo-bobo: I said I was sorry!
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Tennosuke: Okay; we'll forgive you this one time.

Don Patch: But don't... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 82: THE CALL OF NATURE!!
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Secret Attack 82: THE CALL OF NATURE!!
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[Story: Heppokomaru and Tennosuke have inflated like the Japanese economy after WWII.]
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[And you might be thinking, just how did the economy flourish...?]

Beauty: We... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 81: BO-BOBO ALL-STAR BRAWL!
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[Secret Attack 81: BO-BOBO ALL-STAR BRAWL!]
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Guys: Uh, what are you doing here, Dengakuman...?
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Dengakuman: Well, we're friends, aren't we?
<<<<<<<<<<And friends don't let friends stay in... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM
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[The match continues...]
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Striker: Your Fart Fist can be smelt shortly before it is dealt...
<<<<<<And since I have a great sense of smell, none of your attacks will
<<<<<<ever reach me.
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Striker: Your flatulence won't make it... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME
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[Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME]
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Ruby: Hng... I'm stuck!
<<<<<If I don't get out soon, they'll dispatch me!
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Don Patch: Upsy-daisy!

Ruby: Huh?!
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Ruby: Why did you help... Read More " "

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 78: ENTER RUBY!!
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Beauty: This is just awful...
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Bo-bobo: It's not just awful, Beauty, it's also the last straw!
<<<<<<<You're gonna pay for this, Over!
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???: It would seem they enjoyed our little welcoming present...
<<<<Rather... Read More " "

Inside Cover (Comments by Sawai, the author):
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I've recently started taking walks on my off days, and whenever I go out, I feel like a cartoon character... but not completely; I still get leg cramps.
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Back Cover (of volume 8):
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Bo-bobo and company have been taken out of their comfort zones and sent to Over - one of the Hairless Quartet! Once they get there, they'll not only have to face Gump, guardian of the inner... Read More " "