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Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM
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- Page 55 -
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[The match continues...]
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Striker: Your Fart Fist can be smelt shortly before it is dealt...
<<<<<<And since I have a great sense of smell, none of your attacks will
<<<<<<ever reach me.
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Striker: Your flatulence won't make it past the pre-game show!

Beauty: Heppo...
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[Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM]

Heppokomaru: Fart Fist Secret Attack: March!!
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Striker: Oh, shoot! What's happening?!
<<<<<<There's no smell!!
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Striker: I can't see the field!!
<<<<<<Is he going to use a silent-but-deadly?!
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Striker: THAT'S A RACECAR!!!!
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[Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM]
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Don Patch: The Gas-a-Go-Go's tires are about to blow!
<<<<<<<<<You'd better make a quick pitstop!
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Bo-bobo: {I'm so very worried for him...
<<<<<<<<I hope the Gas-a-Go-Go can pull through...}
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Trio: Gyowowowowow!!!
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Beauty: We need to get his collar on!

Don Patch: I know what to do!!
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Don Patch: Wanna pway, Heppo?
<<<<<<<<<How 'bout?
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Heppokomaru: Daaaah!
<<<<<<<<<<<Daaaah!

Don Patch: C'mon!
<<<<<<<<<Wet's pway!
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Don Patch: Uh-
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Tennosuke: Agh! He's coming for US!!

Heppokomaru: Agoogee!

Don Patch: My eyes!!

Bo-bobo: It's your time to shine, Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: It's useless. There's no point. We'll never make it out alive.
<<<<<<<<<We're doomed. It's the 26th episode; the world is going to
<<<<<<<<<explode.
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Tennosuke: It must be a part of "The Cruel Angel's Thesis"!!!
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Bo-bobo: We can't touch him like this!!
<<<<<<<Is there nothing we can do?!
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Heppokomaru: Huh?
<<<<<<<<<<<What happened, Bo-bobo?

Both: {He did it HIMSELF!!!}
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Guys: It's all up from here!
<<<<<C'mon!

[Beckham Striker, retired]
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[Over's Castle; Final Floor]

Voice: You are nothing without your regent, Gunkan...
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???: Worthless miscreants!
<<<<I laugh at the very thought of us sharing the same title.

[Over, one of the Hairless Quartet]
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Heppokomaru: We've got to beat Over for Rice!!

Beauty: Follow me!!
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Beauty: What's with THIS room?!! (It's booby-trapped!!)
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Thing: Hehhehheh! They've fallen for my snare!
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Thing: Only three persons have ever made it past that room alive!!
<<<<<And two of them were mice!!
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Thing: (It won't happen twice!!)

Man: {I need somebody to love...}
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Tennosuke: There are a number of dangers, Shigeo!
<<<<<<<<<What do your managerial skills tell you?

Don Patch: Well, Sadaharu, I think the team that scores the most runs
<<<<<<<<<will win this game.
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Bo-bobo: Time for the O-N Cannon!

Don Patch: (So how are the Hawks faring?)

Tennosuke: (Pretty good, Shigeo, pretty good.)
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Both: HORFH!!!!
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Don Patch: Grr...

Tennosuke: It's coming back!!
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Tennosuke: Try out Baseball Stars!!
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Tennosuke: Gorgh!!!
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Don Patch: Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: Not to worry!! My handkerchief acted as a shield!!
<<<<<<<<<What tremendous luck!

Heppokomaru: Yay you.
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Don Patch: I laugh in the face of danger!! Hah!
<<<<<<<<<I can pass through dozens of these puppies before breakfast!!
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Don Patch: Wagahoyven!!!
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Bo-bobo: Tag me! Tag me!
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Bo-bobo: Go get 'im, tiger!!

Don Patch: They don't pay me enough for this!!

Heppokomaru: Why'd you even tag him?!
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Bo-bobo: X marks the spot!!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm up.

Beauty: I thought Don Patch might have left the building!!
<<<<<<(But he just turned into Elvis Presley!)
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Bo-bobo: {Everyone is a road...
<<<<<<<<Thus, if one becomes one with oneself, no one can touch said one.}
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Both: Wow!
<<<<<It just might be stupid enough to work!
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Bo-bobo: NOT TODAY!!!!
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Thing: Phew... Their imminent demise is only a matter of time...
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Thing: This last snare should do the trick...
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Thing: Kyeeeh!!!
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Guys: Huh?! Is that GAS?!
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Thing: Hehhehheh! You are through!! Just take a closer look!!

Bo-bobo: What'll be in the next panel?!
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Bo-bobo: Where there's smoke, there's FIRE!!
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Bo-bobo: You're planning to ignite the gas, fiend!!

Thing: Precisely! But that is NOT gasoline; it is something FAR worse!!

Don Patch: What is it, then?!
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Thing: A FIZZY COLA SUBSTANCE!!!
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Thing: Hahaha!! This marks the end for you!!!
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Thing: But I thought cola was another type of gasoline!!

Man: {I need somebody to love...}
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Thing: In that case, I'll merely use my greatest snare!!
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Thing: My patented "Death Cyclone"!!!

Guys: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Bo-bobo: He's gone with the wind!!

Beauty: And feather's are coming out of the floor!!
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Tennosuke: (No! My hankie!)

Heppokomaru: What exactly is your twisted mind plotting?!
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Thing: I am going to cover you in feathers-!!
<<<<<And hand you over to JAVA MAN!!!
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Thing: He will be most pleased with this boon...

Guys: {No comprende.}
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Thing: And as beneath you lies cola, there will be no escape!!

Man: {I wonder who I'll invite over tonight...}
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Heppokomaru: This is actually worse than we thought...
<<<<<<<<<<If those feathers get in our mouths, we won't be able to breathe!

Tennosuke: Don Patch needs help!!

Heppokomaru: What's the problem?
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Tennosuke: He's turned into a Visual Rockstar!!!

Heppokomaru: I don't know either of you.
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Thing: Bingo! The feathers have made him a rockstar, which will make him
<<<<<want to sing!! And once he starts singing, the feathers will fly into his <<<<<esophagus, leading to his demise!!
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Thing: Start the music!!

Heppokomaru: No!! Don't do it!!
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Thing: Grab ahold of the microphone!!

Heppokomaru: Don't do it, Don Patch!!
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Heppokomaru: That's not a MIKE; it's a BIKE!!!!
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Tennosuke: Ah! My hankie flew outside the cage!!
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Tennosuke: HANKIEEEEEEE!!!!
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Bo-bobo: We've got to get out of here!!

Heppokomaru: It's no use!! It won't budge!!
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Beauty: {If only Hatenkou were here...}
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Voice: Typical... I leave you guys for two seconds and it's like it's the end
<<<<<of the world.
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Beauty: HATENKOU!!!
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Dengakuman: It's me.
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Dengakuman: Slow down, Dengakuman!
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: Where does Softon go off to?

A: Y'know, I'm not really sure. But he does seem to pop up whenever
Beauty needs him...

Don Patch: I wandah...
Why duhd he do dat?
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- Secret Attack 80 End -

Translator's Notes:
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On page 58 of SA 80, Tennosuke mimics the hopelessness of a certain short-lived 26-episode series, before saying the name of one of its theme songs, "The Cruel Angel's Thesis".
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On page 61 of SA 80, DP and TT imitate two popular old-time Japanese baseball stars. DP is Shigeo Nagashima, former player on the Yomiuri Giants (as his hat reads) and former manager of the aforementioned team. TT is Sadaharu Oh, aka Wang Chenchih, a teammate to Nagashima back in his heyday. Oh also acted as manager for his team after his retirement. He later went on to manage the "Fukuoka Daiei Hawks" which is now known as the "Fukuoka Softbank Hawks". The O-N Cannon, which is mentioned through clever translation, was the name used for the two players feared batting lineup, where Oh batted third and Nagashima batted fourth. O = Oh and N = Nagashima.
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Baseball Stars is an uber-popular NES game released in 1989 by SNK. It is known in Japan as "Baseball Star Mezase Sankanou". It is often-considered the greatest b-ball game of all time.
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On page 63, Beauty mentions Elvis Presley. That's all I'm gonna say.
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The squid guy, Mesopotamia, says he is going to hand the cast over to Java man. Java man is the name of one of those ridiculous monkey bones some man (who called himself a scientist) found and tried to pass off as human "links". Fyi, his claims have since been proven false. In fact, he himself stated that his findings were merely an orangutang, a word synonymous with evolutionist.
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Don Patch becomes a "Visual Rockstar" on page 67 - a term used for J-rock musicians who care intensely about their image. These singers care so much about "appearance" that they'll wear bizarre make-up and adornments just to attract attention. Guess they're kinda like goths...
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