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Heppokomaru has unleashed his unpredictable "Baby Mode" to cause a stink against Mugen Shuto! Can that finally bring an end to that kid? And what lay in store for everyone on the next floor!?

Ougi 80: The Trembler’s Traps

55.
Narrator: The battle continues.
Mugen Shuto: Before you fully released your Onara Shinken, I got in a little of the smell…unfortunate for you, I’ve got a good nose. Thus I can deal with any of your techniques from the earlier release.
Mugen Shuto: Your farts won’t work on me.
Beauty: He-kun…
Heppokomaru: ONARA SHINKEN OUGI: MARCH
(Translator’s Note: “Yayoi” = 3rd Lunar Month)
SFX: Pusu—
Mugen Shuto: DAMN!!! I almost had him!!! AS IT IS I’VE BLOCKED OFF HIS SCENT!!!
Mugen Shuto: WHERE!!? WHERE WILL HE COME FROM!!? WHAT SORT OF FART WILL HE ATTACK WITH!!?

56.
SFX: DOKO—N
Mugen Shuto: THAT’S NOT A FART AT ALL--!!!!!
Car Tail: ONARADA
Side: TEAM ONARA

57.
Don Patch: Onarada’s tires have reached their limit!! Hurry and return to the pit!!
Sign: Pit
Bo-bobo: I’ve…been really worried about you…Please, Onarada, come back now…
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Beauty: HURRY AND REATTACH HIS COLLAR…
Don Patch: LEAVE THAT MATTER TO ME!!!
Don Patch: WET’S PWAY HE-KUN! WET’S PWAY HE-KUN!\
Heppokomaru: DA—DA--
Don Patch: WET’S PWAY! WET’S PWAY!
Don Patch: WET’S P
SFX: Poke

58.
Tennosuke: GE! HE’S COMING THIS WAY!!!
Heppokomaru: BABU BABU.
Don Patch: GYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bo-bobo: TENNOSUKE!! IT’S UP TO YOU!!!
Tennosuke: I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY I MUSTN’T RUN AWAY
SFX: FART
Tennosuke: CRUEL ANGEL’S THESIS!!!!
(Translator’s Note: The reference is obviously connected to the mid-90s anime “Neon Genesis Evangelion”, both in Tennosuke’s Shinji impression and the random usage of the name of the theme song)
Bo-bobo: NO!! WE CAN’T STOP HIM WHILE HE’S RUNNING AMUCK!!! CAN’T ANYONE GET THAT COLLAR ON HIM!!?
SFX: CLICK CLICK
Heppokomaru: Huh? What’s the matter, Bo-bobo-san?
Bo-bobo: HE PUT IT ON HIMSELF--!!!!

59.
Bo-bobo: OI! WE GO UP HERE.
Heppokomaru: ALRIGHT, LET’S GO!!
Caption: MUGEN SHUTO: IMPOSSIBLE TO COMEBACK
Narrator: OVER CASTLE: TOP FLOOR
OVER: FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE, YOUR PRIDEFUL DUCKTAIL IS NO MORE, GUNKAN.
OVER: BOTH OF YOU ARE DISGRACES!! HOW FUNNY…AREN’T YOU TWO SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME AS ME?
Caption: MARUHAGE FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS: OVER

60.
SFX: TATATATATATATATATATA
Heppokomaru: RICE IS IN DANGER!! WE HAVE TO GET TO OVER QUICKLY!!!
Don Patch: HERE!!!
Beauty: WHAT IS THIS ROOM!!!? (It’s extremely offensive)
Mesopotamia: Fu fu fu, those guys are surprised by the traps I set up.
Mesopotamia: Until now, only three people have ever passed through these traps!!! And of them, two of them were mice----!!!
Mesopotamia: Lift it up—damn it up--!!!
Koga: I should get up to kiss him…

61.
Tennosuke: There’s a large number of traps, Nakashima-san! Do you think we’ll be able to surpass them?
Don Patch: No~~Wan-chan, what will we do~~wouldn’t it be better if someone would see how they work?
(Translator’s Note: Both Don Patch and Tennosuke are referring to long-connected members of the Yomiuri Giants: Don Patch has become Shigeo Nagashima, a long-time player and manager, while Tennosuke has become Sadaharu Oh, also known by nickname “Wan-chan” not only known as a player and manager for Yomiuri but also for holding the worldwide home-run record at 868.)
Bo-bobo: Please do so.
Don Patch: How’s Daiei been lately?
(Translator’s Note: Daiei is a reference to the Fukuoka Hawks, which Oh became manager for after his stint at Yomiuri. The team is no longer sponsored by supermarket chain Daiei but by telecom company Softbank)
Tennosuke: Fine, Nakashima-san.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: ABUHA!!!!!
Don Patch: Ku ku…
Tennosuke: I’M GOING BACK!!!
Tennosuke: HOW’S THIS!! MEZASE SANKANOU!!!
(Translator’s Note: Staying with baseball, Tennosuke has stated the name of a notable Nintendo baseball game by SNK, also known in the United States as “Baseball Stars”.)
SFX: STAB
Tennosuke: GOFU!!!

62.
Don Patch: TENNOSUKE--!!!!
Tennosuke: I’M FINE!!! THIS HANDKERCHEIF BECAME A WALL AND PROTECTED ME!!! IT’S LUCKY.
Heppokomaru: How nice.
Don Patch: THESE TRAPS ARE INTERESTIN--!!! No matter how many there are, I’ll be able to surpass all of them before my breakfast!!!
SFX: BOOO—STAB STAB—BOOO—
Beauty: GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: TAG ME, TAG ME!!!
SFX: Slap
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT, GO IN THERE ONE MORE TIME!!!
Don Patch: You lie—d!!!
Heppokomaru: WHAT WAS THE TAG FOR!!!?
Bo-bobo: DIRECT HIT!!!!
SFX: HYU—

63.
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT, I’LL GO.
Beauty: IT’S DANGEROUS!!! (He became Elvis!!!)
Bo-bobo: The body has worry…Therefore if I eliminate all worry to nothing, then nothing will be able to touch me.
Beauty: A…amazing!!
Heppokomaru: THAT COULD WORK!!!
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Beauty: THAT DID NOTHING AT ALL--!!!!!

64.
Mesopotamia: …TH…THE INTRUDERS HAD TIME TO QUESTION THEIR OWN DEATH…
Mesopotamia: …In the end…they were able to clear all the set up traps…
Mesopotamia: KIEEEEE!!!!
SFX: PLOPPLOP
Don Patch: AH!! WHAT’S COMING OUT!! IT’S GASOLINE!!
Mesopotamia: FU FU FU, IT’S OVER FOR YOU!! LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!
Bo-bobo: OH NO!! FIRE!!
Bo-bobo: KU!! YOU’RE GOING TO SET THE GASOLINE ON FIRE!!!
Mesopotamia: Of course!!! However, that liquid isn’t gasoline!! It’s much worse!!!
Don Patch: WHAT!! THEN WHAT THEN IS THIS LIQUID!!!
Mesopotamia: COLA!!!!

65.
Mesopotamia: Ha ha ha--!! Die----!!!!
Everyone: ……
SFX: Fizz…
Mesopotamia: Ku!! Cola isn’t a kina of gasoline!!!
Koga: I should kiss him…
Mesopotamia: In that case, here’s the biggest trap I’ve cooked up!!!
Everyone: !!!
Mesopotamia: EAT THIS!!! “DEATH CYCLONE”!!!!
Fans: WOOSH WOOSH
Humming: HUUUUUUUM
Everyone: UWAAAAAAAAAA!!!

66.
Bo-bobo: KU!! WHAT A HORRIBLE WIND!!!
SFX: Click
Beauty: UWA! FEATHERS ARE APPEARING FROM BELOW!!!
Heppokomaru: WHAT’S GOING ON!!! WHAT IS THIS I’M FEELING!!?
Tennosuke: WAIT—NU HANDKERCHEIF
Mesopotamia: THESE WERE DELIVERED BY A JAVA MAN!!!! I’LL TURN YOU IN COVERED IN FEATHERS!!!!
(Translator’s Note: The “Java Man” he’s referring to is the primitive Homo Erectus found on the island of Java, considered by many to be the “Missing Link” until even older ones were found in Kenya)
Mesopotamia: Ku ku ku…the primitive would surely be surprised too…
Everyone: WE DON’T GET HIS IDEA OR INTENT…
Mesopotamia: Below you is the cola! That’s my way…
Koga: Can I invite him over tonight…
Heppokomaru: This trap is unexpectedly dangerous…if we get feathers into our throats, we’d die immediately…
Tennosuke: IT’S HORRIBLE!!! DON PATCH HAS…
Heppokomaru: What’s wrong?

67.
Tennosuke: GONE VISUAL-KEI!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Visual-Kei” is a notable division of J-Rock similar to Glam Rock, Punk and Metal, obsessing in the look as well as the sound)
Heppokomaru: I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW.
Mesopotamia: I’VE DONE IT!! BINGO!!! WITH THESE REVOLVING FEATHERS, HE’S GONE VISUAL-KEI!! AND THE VISUAL-KEI WILL SING SONGS!!! AND I FIGURE THAT IF HE SINGS, HE’LL GET FEATHERS INTO HIS THROAT AND DIE!!!!
Mesopotamia: So start the music!!!
Heppokomaru: OH NO!! THAT’S THE TRAP!!!
Mesopotamia: So here’s your mike!!!
SFX: Wreeeee
Heppokomaru: DON’T SING, DON PATCH!! YOU’LL DIE----!!!
Heppokomaru: THAT’S NOT A MIKE, THAT’S A BIKE--!!!!

68.
Tennosuke: AAH!! MY NU HANDKERCHEIF HAS FLOWN OUT OF THE CAGE!!!
SFX: Whoosh
SFX: SLASHLASHLASHLASH
Tennosuke: NU HANDKERCHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIF~~~!!!!!
Bo-bobo: ANYWAY, ITS DANGEROUS WITHIN THIS CAGE!!! IF WE DON’T GET OUT OF HERE QUICKLY!!!
Heppokomaru: WE CAN’T!! THIS CAGE IS UNBREAKABLE!!!
Beauty: If only Hatenko was here at this time…………
Voice: MY MY, YOU GUYS ARE USELESS WITHOUT ME AROUND AFTER ALL.
Beauty: !!

69.
SFX: BAN
Beauty: HATENKO-SAN!!!!
Dengaku Man: It’s me.
SFX: Slip
Puppet: WE’VE BEEN WAITING~~DENGAKU MA~N.

Translator's Note: Dengaku Man's return at this point is slightly surprising but it does the job that its supposed to...besides, who'd want Hatenko back? There were quite a few references this time around driving me crazy...though probably I doubt I would have gotten the "EVA" one on first glance if it was just him doing his Shinji impression and definately if he didn't just spontaneously say the theme song. And I still think the part with Heppokomaru in the Formula One car is referring to something but I can't tell you what! At least next time the real battle against those three wacky ninja begins...

BTW: The title of this chapter is a weird alliteration play with "Wanawana de Wana", with "Wanawana" standing for "Trembler" and "Wana" standing for "Traps". Very clever and somehow easy to make alliteration for English as well.