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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME
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[Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME]
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Ruby: Hng... I'm stuck!
<<<<<If I don't get out soon, they'll dispatch me!
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Don Patch: Upsy-daisy!

Ruby: Huh?!
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Ruby: Why did you help me?!
<<<<<You blew a perfect opportunity!!
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Don Patch: I don't hit women and children.
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Ruby: That's ridiculous! How dare you!
<<<<<I was gonna destroy you, so you should treat me the same way!
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Ruby: Knock my block off!!
<<<<<I don't need your sympathy!!
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Ruby: I'm prepared for the worst!
<<<<<Go on! Give it to me!
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Don Patch: Aw, shaddap!!!

Beauty: But I thought you said-?!
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Ruby: *sob* Why...?
<<<<<Why did you help your enemy...?
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Tennosuke: Y'see, death isn't somethin' that you should talk about so lightly,
<<<<<<<<<ma'am.
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Tennosuke: Ya gotta start thinkin' about others feelings in your relationships.
<<<<<<<<<Now, if the author were to erase you, somebody somewhere's
<<<<<<<<<bound to be sad.
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Ruby: I'm so sorry, Mr. Blue... I've made some terrible mistakes...
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Tennosuke: All in a day's work, ma'am.
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Beauty: {Since when did Tennosuke turn into Dr. PHIL?!!}

[Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME]
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Ruby: You win... the first match is kaput.
<<<<<So here's the key to the door.
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Beauty: {It looks more like an ENEMA!!}
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Pig: Be gentle now!

Beauty: {This is the REAL challenge!!}
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Beauty: {But even though it may LOOK like a pig's rear end,
<<<<<<<it's STILL just a door!!}
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Pig: GYOWAAARAASHAAGAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Beauty: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Pig: The pain!!
<<<<Make it stop!!
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Pig: You don't even know me, girl!!

Beauty: {Why, God...? What did I ever do to deserve this...?}
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Beauty: Oh! It's actually opening!!
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Ruby: Uh, the stairs to the next floor are that way...

Don Patch: Quit goofin' off, Beauty!
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[And so, Bo-bobo and the gang come to the Jungle Stage.]

Tennosuke: You think the next one will be a ninja?

Don Patch: Well, they ARE called the "Stealth Brigade"...
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Boy: Nice shot, team! I'm a real-deal ninja!!

Bo-bobo: Are you one of the Furious Five?!
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Boy: Narutosakurasasukekakashi!
<<<<Leonardodonatelloraphaelmichaelangelo!
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All: {What is with this guy...?
<<<<He'll never be Hokage...}
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Boy: Did you fall for my little ninja stunt?

Bo-bobo: Not at all; we thought you were just practicing your soccer skills.
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Boy: You're lookin' at Beckham Striker, one of the Stealth Brigade's Furious Five!!
<<<<And you're all on the away team!!

[Beckham Striker]
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Don Patch: ORAH!!!

Striker: Oh, shoot!!
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Don Patch: HahaHA!! I'm gonna pop your precious little ball!! Really, I will!!
<<<<<<<<<I ain't playin' games!!
<<<<<<<<<This soccer's your friend, right?! 'Til death do you part, right?!
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Striker: Actually...
<<<<<<It's just a stupid ball.
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Striker: You're passing it back?

Don Patch: Yeah, here...

Beauty: {I guess you can't judge a book by its cover...}
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Striker: I was born and raised in this castle!!
<<<<<<I could never stand on the sidelines and just watch you kick goals!!
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Striker: Start the match! My spirit is burnin' up!!
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Striker: For the love of baseball!!!

Beauty: He's catching the place on fire!!
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Striker: I will play goalie for my home!!!

Beauty: But you're gonna burn it to the ground!!
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[Ten minutes later...]
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Beauty: Now it looks more like the inside of a volcano!!!

Striker: The viewers never saw that comin'!
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All: Oh no! Our platform's splitting in two!!
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Bo-bobo: Alright, guys!! This calls for a brand-spankin' new move...
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Trio: The Gojou-Oohashi Bridge!!!

Heppokomaru: We're not in Kyoto!! Nobody would walk across you!!
<<<<<<<<<<<You're not a bridge!!
<<<<<<<<<<<Now's not the time for that!!
<<<<<<<<<<<I went four whole sentences with my comments!!!
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Don Patch: Heppokomaru!! We're not gonna last much longer!
<<<<<<<<<Hurry on over and beat Captain Tsubasa!!
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Heppokomaru: But... I don't want to step on Bo-bobo or Tennosuke!!
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Bo-bobo: Then why don't you just use Don Patch?
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Heppokomaru: Gotcha!

Don Patch: Step right up!! (Wait, that doesn't match my face!)
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Don Patch: BFF!!!
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[Supreme Court]
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[Plaintiff]
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[Not Guilty]
[Justice]
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Striker: Let the game begin!

Beauty: Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: I feel pain...
<<<<<<<<<And worse, humiliation...
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Striker: Shoot!
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Heppokomaru: Get off of him, you soccer reject.
<<<<<<<<<<<It's one-on-one, just you and me.
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Striker: Score!
<<<<<<Let's see who's the better player!

Tennosuke: I can't take much more of this!
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Heppokomaru: Hold on just a few more seconds, Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: [It was Year 34 T.T., and my knight in shining armor came to rescue
<<<<<<<<<<me!]
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Heppokomaru: Fart Fist Secret Attack: June!!!

Bo-bobo: That's stanky!

Striker: Ghah!!!
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Tennosuke: He was also the worst thing I ever smelt!!
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Striker: Nice shot!
<<<<<<Now it's my turn!!
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Heppokomaru: {I bet he fights using his soccer ball.
<<<<<<<<<<<<In that case, I'll just deflect it with my farts!}

Don Patch: Watch it!
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Heppokomaru: {I was WAY off!!!}
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Striker: Take that!!

Heppokomaru: Whoa!!
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Heppokomaru: Man!!
<<<<<<<<<<<You mean you don't use your stupid soccer!!
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Striker: It just came with the uniform!!

Heppokomaru: {That makes so much sense!!}
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Striker: But there is a very good reason for why I always carry it with me...
<<<<<<Why, you might ask?
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Striker: Because I use it for a lunchbox.
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Striker: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Heppokomaru: That's what happens when you carry food around in a soccer ball.
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Bo-bobo: Rrgh! I know Heppokomaru's the one fighting and all, but...
<<<<<<<Isn't there something we can be doing?!
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Tennosuke: Sing a song.
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Trio: What about moonshine?
<<<<What about Tang?
<<<<What about all the times that you sanded against the grain?
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Trio: Aah-aah-aah-aah-aahhh!
<<<<Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohhh!
<<<<What about chlorofluorocarbons?!
<<<<You don't give a yam!
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Monster: Whom hath awakened me from my thlumber?

Beauty: They summoned some ridiculous monster!!!
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Bo-bobo: Don't get distracted, men!!
<<<<<<<Let's sing an amalgamation of "Wild" songs!!
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Trio: It’s a wild horse but I can take it!
<<<<I can take it, I can take it down!
<<<<Take it down, I want to take you down with me!
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Trio: Wild thing, you make my heart sing!
<<<<You make a-everything, groovy!

Beauty: It went back down!!
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Striker: Timeout's over!! Become mincemeat!!

Heppokomaru: Gyahah!!!
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Trio: 'Cause the wild horse runs free forever!
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Trio: Oh yeah, a wild horse runs free forever!
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Trio: And ever and ever!
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Heppokomaru: GAGOOOOOO!!!!

All: WAAAAAAHH!!!
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All: Mahah!!
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[Supreme Court]
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[Plaintiffs]
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[Not Guilty]
[Justice]
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Heppokomaru: Googoo!
<<<<<<<<<<<Ga!
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Striker: Something about him seems... different.

Beauty: {His collar came off, and now he's acting like a baby again...}
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Bo-bobo: Woohoo! He's indomitable like that!!
<<<<<<<Alright, Heppokomaru, sock it to him good!!
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Heppokomaru: Gaga!
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All: Waaaahahh!!!
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[Supreme Court]
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[Plaintiffs]
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[Not Guilty]
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: Who's your favorite character, Sawai?

A: It changes by the chapter.
But I feel like I should say that my own personal tastes do not affect the
series as a whole.

Tennosuke: You HATE me, don't you?!!
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- Secret Attack 79 End -

Translator's Notes:
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In SA 79, since Tennosuke is acting like a psychiatrist, he is compared to Dr. Phil.
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On page 42, when Striker is implying that he is a ninja 18 times, I used eight names of some of the most famous ninjas in popular culture. It makes an otherwise uncomical scene hilarious.
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Beckham Striker's name in Japan is Mugen Shuuto which means "nonstop shooter/kicker". I'll let you figure out for yourself why his name should be localized to Beckham Striker in America. And since he's been translated by a professional, he's constantly making witty cross-references and puns using "sports lingo" that is also amazingly accurate to the Japanese dialogue.
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Time for a history lesson. "The Gojou-Oohashi Bridge" is a real Japanese landmark, historic and famous for the battle of Musashibou-Benkei and Minamoto Yoshitsune.
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Captain Tsubasa is the titular character of the Jump soccer series, Captain Tsubasa. It's an appropriate, yet humorous, insult.
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The song on page 50 is a burlesque jingle about the environment, so it has been translated to sound like Michael Jackson's "Earth Song". Take from it what you may.
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The amalgamation of "Wild" songs on page 51 are as follows: "Wild Horse" by Deb Talan, "Wild Thing" by Jimi Hendrix, and "The Wild Horse" by Rod Stewart.
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