Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 79

Ruby has been grounded by Don Patch! But with one of the Deadly Five-Ninshu stopped, how does this bode for the other four? And..what is with that pig anyway?

Ougi 79: #10’s Pressure

39.
Ruby: Ku…I can’t move!!! I have to hurry or I’ll get killed if I can’t get out of here!!!
Don Patch: Here you go.
Ruby: Eh!!?
Ruby: WH…WHY DID YOU SAVE ME!!? ISN’T THIS AN IDEAL CHANCE TO KILL ME!!?
Don Patch: I’VE DECIDED NOT TO HIT WOMEN OR CHILDREN.
Ruby: DON’T JOKE WITH ME!!! I TRIED TO KILL ALL OF YOU!! I SHOULD NOT REMEMBER BEING SAVED!!!
Ruby: PLEASE KILL ME!!! THINGS LIKE SYMPATHY ARE A NUISANCE!!!
Beauty: ……
Ruby: I AM PREPARED TO DIE!!! SO PLEASE KILL ME!!!
Don Patch: YOU BRAT--!!!!
SFX: BAM
Beauty: HE HIT HER!!!!

40.
Ruby: Uuh…Why…Why…did you save me…
Tennosuke: You can’t just say so simply that you want to die…
Tennosuke: People are not alone. If you want to die, there will people you will sadden…
Ruby: I’m sorry, Tokoroten-san…I’ve been changed…
Tennosuke: Well then, that concludes that matter…
Beauty: Somehow Tennosuke is calm about this--!!!!

41.
Ruby: I congratulate you…the first test is over. I will give you the key to opening the door.
Beauty: Uwa~~~~what is this key…
Pig: Pl…please by gentle-buhi!
Beauty: THAT THING IS THE TEST--!!!!
Beauty: But even with this shape, this is merely a door!!!
SFX: Plunk
Pig: GYOWAAARAASHAAGAAAAAA------!!!!
Beauty: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Pig: IT HUUURTS--!!! IT HUUURTS--!!!
Pig: I’M NOT GOING TO BE A BRII—DE----!!!!
Beauty: God…Why must you punish me this way…
SFX: GIII…
Beauty: AH! IT’S OPENED!!!

42.
Creature: Ha ha ha…
Ruby: The stairwell to the second floor is that way…
Don Patch: Beauty, hurry and go.
Narrator: And so Bo-bobo’s team came to the second-floor Jungle Stage.
Tennosuke: Is our next opponent a ninja?
Don Patch: They’re ninjas because they said they’re the Five Ninshu.
Mugen Shuto: AS YOU SAID!! WE’RE ACTIVE NINJAS!!
Bo-bobo: WHO ARE YOU!!? ARE YOU WITH THE FIVE NINSHU!!?
Mugen Shuto: Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin Nin

43.
Everyone: Uwa—What is he…? He’s not a ninja at all…
Mugen Shuto: Fu fu…did you see me training?
Bo-bobo: No, we thought you would be training your ultimate shot.
Mugen Shuto: I AM THE SECOND ASSASSIN OF THE DEADLY FIVE-NINSHU: MUGEN SHUTO!!! ALL OF YOU WILL BE MY OPPONENTS!!!!
Caption: MUGEN SHUTO
(Translator’s Note: Essentially “Mugen Shuto” translates to “Infinite Shoot”, which is the dub name)
Don Patch: ORA--!!!!
Mugen Shuto: AH! DAMN!!
Don Patch: HA HA HA--!!! YOU WERE GOING TO HURT US WITH THIS BALL!!! HOW’S THAT!? HOW’S THAT!? THIS BALL YOUR FRIEND? YOUR LOVER?
Mugen Shuto: NO. THE BALL IS A BALL.
Mugen Shuto: Can I have it back?
Don Patch: ………Ah, OK…
Beauty: HIS APPEARANCE IS DIFFERENT, HE’S COLD…

44.
Mugen Shuto: I WAS BORN IN THIS CASTLE AND RAISED IN THIS CASTLE!!! BECAUSE OF THIS, I HAVE NO REASON TO FORGIVE THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE COME TO CRUSH THIS CASTLE!!!
Mugen Shuto: SO LET’S FIGHT!!! MY HEART IS BURNING!!!
Mugen Shuto: BASEBALL----!!!
Beauty: THE FIRE IN HIS EYE HAS CAUGHT FIRE!!!!
Mugen Shuto: I WILL PROTECT MY CASTLE----!!!!
Beauty: NO, YOU’RE BURNING DOWN THE CASTLE!!!
Narrator: Ten minutes later
Beauty: YOU’VE BURNED TOO MUCH--!!!!
Mugen Shuto: I DIDN’T EXPECT IT EITHER!

45.
Everyone: !!
Don Patch: UWA, ITS DANGEROUS!! THE GROUND IS SPLITTING APART!!
Bo-bobo: ALRIGHT!! FOR THIS MOMENT, SHINOUGI:
Bo-bobo: BIG GOJO BRIDGE!!!!
(Translator’s Note: “Gojo Bridge” is a reference to a famous bridge in Kyoto, notable in lore as the domain of the warrior Benkei, who collected 999 swords on the bridge before losing in his thousandth fight against Minamoto no Yoshitsune)
Heppokomaru: THIS ISN’T KYOTO, NO ONE IS GOING TO CROSS YOU, FOR STARTERS YOU’RE NOT EVEN A BRIDGE, THIS ISN’T THE SITUATION TO BE DOING THIS, AND MY TSUKKOMI HAS GONE ON WAY TOO LONG--!!!!
Don Patch: HEPPOKOMARU!! AS IT STANDS WE’RE GOING TO FALL! HURRY AND CROSS ON TOP OF US AND DEFEAT THIS GUY!!!!
Heppokomaru: That’s…I can’t go cross across Bo-bobo or Tennosuke!!!
Bo-bobo: Then wouldn’t it be best if you cross as far as Don Patch?
Heppokomaru: I’LL CROSS!!!
Don Patch: I DIDN’T AGREE TO THIS!!! (Isn’t this strange? The conversation now)

46.
SFX: BOOM
Don Patch: BU!!!
Sign: COURT
Sign: Plaintiff
Sign: Judge
Verdict: Loss
(Translator’s Note: The expression for “loss” is “Haiso”, which is to “lose a court case”)

47.
Mugen Shuto: So, shall we quickly start our battle?
SFX: STOMP STOMP
Beauty: TENNOSUKE-SAN!!
Tennosuke: IT HURTS…AND ITS HUMILIATING.
SFX: SUPA—N
Mugen Shuto: UWA!!
Heppokomaru: Stop that, pleasant guy. Your opponent is me.
Mugen Shuto: THAT’S FINE. I’LL FIGHT YOU.
Tennosuke: SAVE ME------!!!
Heppokomaru: Hold on, Tennosuke!! I’ll save you now!!
SFX: POP
Caption: TOKOROTEN HISTORICAL YEAR 34: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE FELT KINDNESS…!

48.
Heppokomaru: ONARA SHINKEN OUGI: JUNE
(Translator’s Note: All of Heppokomaru’s attacks are based on lunar months…thus since “Minazuki” is the 6th month, I named it “June”)
Mugen Shuto: GUWA!!!!
Bo-bobo: That’s it.
Tennosuke: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE FELT THIS SMELL BUT----!!!!
Mugen Shuto: You’ve done it. Next you’ll go after me!!!
Heppokomaru: Anyway, his weapon is his ball. If he uses it, I’ll launch it back with my farts!!!
Don Patch: GYA
SFX: Whirl, whirl
Heppokomaru: IT’S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT------!!!!

49.
Mugen Shuto: SO—RA!!!
Heppokomaru: WA!!
Heppokomaru: Ku!! That ball isn’t your weapon!!!
Mugen Shuto: IT’S FOR DECORATION!!!
Heppokomaru: HE ADMITS IT!!!
Mugen Shuto: Then again, this decorative ball does have meaning to me...That’s because it’s my
Mugen Shuto: BENTO BOX.
Mugen Shuto: IT’S GONE SOGGY…
Heppokomaru: You shouldn’t be worked up on that.
Bo-bobo: KU! HEPPOKOMARU IS FIGHTING…ISN’T THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO FOR HIM!!?

50.
Tennosuke: WE’LL SING FOR HIM.
Song: THE PLACE~~THAT HAS BECOME MOTHER~~EARTH~~I UNDERSTAND~~THAT YOU CALL UPON~~CHILDREN OF MAN~~WE LOVE THE EARTH, THE EARTH IS A~~LI~~VE
Song: CHILDREN OF MAN~~CHILDREN OF MAN~~CHILDREN OF MA~N GIVE THANKS~TO THE EARTH—THOSE WHO STAND ON EARTH GIVE THANKS—
(Translator’s Note: Bo-bobo’s group is singing “Daichi Saniwaiuta” or “Song of Thanking the Earth”, one of several cantatas called the “Earth Songs” written by the duo of Atsuo Ooki and Shin Satou in 1962. Ironically, the Japanese jazz group PE’Z would cover this song the year after this Bo-bobo chapter in 2003)
Creature: WHO WOKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER----?
Beauty, Heppokomaru & Mugen Shuto: A WEIRD THING HAS BEEN SUMMONED!!!!

51.
Bo-bobo: I’M CONFUSED!!! THIS TIME, WE SHOULD PRACTICE “THE WILD HORSE”!!!
Song: THE WILD HORSE~~GALLOPS~ALONG~~THE WILD HORSE~~HIS NECK ALSO JUST~~WHIPS ALONG HIS TAIL~~
(Translator’s Note: The song they’re now singing is “Yasei no Uma” or “The Wild Horse”, a notable Japanese sing-along)
Song: WITH THROBBING MUSCLES AND CHEST~~THROBBING CHEST~~
(Translator’s Note: The song they’re now singing is “Yasei no Uma” or “The Wild Horse”, a notable Japanese sing-along)
SFX: GOGOGO
Beauty: HE’S GONE BACK!!!
Mugen Shuto: NOW LET’S RETURN TO OUR BATTLE!! I’LL SLICE AND DICE YOU!!!
SFX: SLASH SLASH
Heppokomaru: GUWAAA!!!!
Song: WITHIN THE SUMMER STORM~~YOU FACE THE LIGHTNING~~
Song: THE WILD HORSE~~
Song: WHERE ARE YOU GALLOPING~~
Mugen Shuto: !

52.
Heppokomaru: BABU------!!!!!
Everyone: GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Everyone: OWWWW----!!!!
Sign: Court
Sign: Plaintiff
Don Patch’s Sash: Two times
Bo-bobo’s Headband: Kill
Judge: Loss
Heppokomaru: BABU. BABU.

53.
Mugen Shuto: What’s with him…? His mood has changed…
Beauty: HE’S ENTERED BABY MODE SINCE HIS COLLAR FELL OFF…
Bo-bobo: OH!! HE’S IN HIS INVINCIBLE MODE!! ALRIGHT HEPPOKOMARU, DEFEAT THE ENEMY QUICKLY!!!
Heppokomaru: Babu. Babu.
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
Everyone: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!
Sign: Court
Don Patch’s Headband: THIRD TIME
Banner: KILL HEPPOKOMARU
Tennosuke’s Sheet: WANTED
Judge: Loss

Translator's Note: Let me just say this: while this is probably my least favorite battle in the OVER arc, its also probably one of the most disturbing chapters in Bo-bobo, between Beauty and the pig butt...and that judge, that disturbed judge. (makes me happy the anime toned that down) The good news is at least we're approaching what many consider a legendary battle known throughout the Bo-bobo circle next time...but of course, that's for the ending, we still have to get started on it!