Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 78

NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 78: ENTER RUBY!!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 23 -
________________________________________________________________

Beauty: This is just awful...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: It's not just awful, Beauty, it's also the last straw!
<<<<<<<You're gonna pay for this, Over!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
???: It would seem they enjoyed our little welcoming present...
<<<<Rather well...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[The Stealth Brigade, aka "The Furious Five"]

[Secret Attack 78: ENTER RUBY!!]
________________________________________________________________

- Page 24 -
________________________________________________________________

Don Patch: Should we use the front door?

Bunny: Hey, Doc! They shaved MY head too, ya know!

Bo-bobo: Sounds safe enough.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: But it might be booby trapped...

Bunny: Hey! You got cotton in your ears! Listen to me!!

Heppokomaru: They're bound to be on a different level than us!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: But we can't just let them get away with this!

Bunny: What's up, Doc? Me, 'cause I'm a hare-a-copter! (Ain't I a stinker?)

Bo-bobo: We can't, and we won't.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Let's go, guys!

Bunny: (I wish I was in Dixie! Hoo-ray, hoo-ray!)

Guys: Lead the way!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Just you wait, Over! We're gonna clean your clock out!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 25 -
________________________________________________________________

Girl: It's so good to see you, Bo-bobo!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: I'm Ruby!
<<<<And in the name of the moon, I will punish you!

[Ruby]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Yay! Go Ruby! Yahoo!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Box: [Garbage]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Hey! What'd ya do that for?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: You give me the heebie-jeebies.
________________________________________________________________

- Page 26 -
________________________________________________________________

Ruby: Ohhh! You're REALLY gonna get it now!

Bo-bobo: {Here comes the heebie!}
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: I think I'll pass on Mini Moon. Let's see what's next.

Ruby: Look! Look! Listen!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pig: Oink!

Beauty: What the HEY?!!! (That's gross!)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: I can't... get it open!!

Beauty: {That won't be going in my wallet.}
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Of course you can't open it; I've got the key.
<<<<<But I don't mind... I'll give it to you.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Y'see, I was supposed to destroy you and all... but I don't like
<<<<<confrontations! And it feels like it's been ages since I had any fun...
________________________________________________________________

- Page 27 -
________________________________________________________________

Ruby: So if you can make me happy, I'll let you through his butt!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: What do you think, guys?

Tennosuke: Well, it's not like we can hit her...

Bo-bobo: Then it's decided.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Alright, kid! It's story time!!

Ruby: Yay!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Board: [The Tale of a Man and His Lack of Income]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: For Pete's sake!! You wanna give her nightmares?!

Don Patch: Yo-gabba-gabba!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Girls like games! Like playing with beads!!
<<<<<<<<<We can make pretty accessories together!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: (Wait, I don't have fingers...)
________________________________________________________________

- Page 28 -
________________________________________________________________

Bo-bobo: Morons! If you want to please a girl, you've gotta think like one!
<<<<<<<Girls like...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Popping bubblewrap!
<<<<<<<(Oh, joy of joys! I'm in heaven!)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: No they DON'T!

Bo-bobo: Not the saliva! Anything but that!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Alright Heppokomaru! Your turn!

Heppokomaru: Who, me?

Beauty: You can do it, Heppo!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: Ummm...
<<<<<<<<<<<Uhhhhh...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
<<<<<<<<<<<Woo-woo!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: (And there's the jeebie.)
________________________________________________________________

- Page 29 -
________________________________________________________________

Don Patch: We'll make it through this, honey!

Beauty: You're STILL doing that?!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Call me when the fun starts...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: C'mon, man! Think!
<<<<<<<What makes girls happy?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: I got it! I'll act like a kid, and you can practice with me!

Bo-bobo: I like the way you think, Olly!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Lay it on me, sweet thang!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Crusher Ball!!

Don Patch: Ga-BAH!!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 30 -
________________________________________________________________

Ruby: This is boring, boring, BORING!!
<<<<<You people stink ON ICE!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: OK, calm down!! I'll give you your snack, just be quiet!

Ruby: Snack? What kinda snack?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Is it yummy to my tummy?

Don Patch: Let me give you a hint; then you try and guess, okay?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: With every bite so chocolatey-!
<<<<<<<<<Oh, everybody wants my Cocoa Krispies!

Ruby: Oh, boy! Cocoa Krispies!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Wrongo! It's sardines.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: What more can we do than what we've done the last four pages?!

Beauty: Hey, Bo-bobo...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: I'm not sure if it'll work with her, but when I was her age,
<<<<<<I liked playing with dolls.
________________________________________________________________

- Page 31 -
________________________________________________________________

Don Patch: I don't recall asking your opinion on the matter!

Beauty: AH!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Playing with dolls...? Guess it's worth a shot.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Ruby! Oh, Ruby!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: It's daddy!

Beauty: That doesn't look like a doll!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I've got lots of dollies!
<<<<<Who wants to play house?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I'll be the mommy!

Beauty: Now isn't this fun?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: I think it's working.

Heppokomaru: It's about time!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Mommy, I'm home!

Ruby: Hello, son! How'd you do on that big test?

Beauty: {Wow, even Don Patch is getting in on the action...}
________________________________________________________________

- Page 32 -
________________________________________________________________

Don Patch: I got a big ol' F!

Beauty: That's not a doll!! (It's mustard!!)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Hey, I'm back too!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: And on my way home, I got ran over by a car!

Heppokomaru: No way!! (He just used that as an excuse to get that
<<<<<<<<<<<hankie out!)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: {This is great! They're all having a blast!}

<--(Mustard)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[And once an hour had transpired...]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: How long are they planning on playing like that?
<<<<<<We've got more important things to do, you know.
________________________________________________________________
- Page 33 -
________________________________________________________________

Ruby: It's too late to spoil my parade now, girly!

Beauty: Huh?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: They are all already under my trance!!

Beauty: {She's completely changed personalities!!!}
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I am Ruby, one of Lord Over's Furious Five and member of the Stealth
<<<<<Brigade! I can brainwash anything! All who play with me become
<<<<<perpetually perky!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: Bo-bobo!!!

Ruby: There's no use; they can't hear you.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Their minds have been completely washed.
<<<<<They're stuck in the game that never ends, my friend.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Just look at their faces! They're completely dead to the world!

Beauty: No!

Guys: Don't worry about us, Beauty!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 34 -
________________________________________________________________

Guys: Everything's a-ok!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: {No, it is NOT a-ok!}
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: So you being a good guy... was just an act?!!
<<<<<<You tricked us!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: What can I say? It wasn't very hard.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: I'm Bomberman! Play my games!

Beauty: Quiet.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Being the witless chuckleheads that they are,
<<<<<I'll have no trouble dissecting their organs from the inside out!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: No!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 35 -
________________________________________________________________

Ruby: They are totally and completely defenseless!
<<<<<Mine for the jabbing!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Now...
<<<<<Which bubblebrain should I puncture first?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: EEEEEEK!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: But how?
<<<<<I had your mind under lock and key!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: I get it! Don Patch is always a goofball!
<<<<<<So even if you brainwash him into being one, nothing changes!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: You little brat! Get ready to be blasted nine ways from Sunday!

Ruby: No, please!!!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 36 -
________________________________________________________________

**Don Patch: Now be a good little girl from now on.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
**Ruby: Grandpa...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: YEAH RIGHT!!!!

Ruby: {It was too good to be true!}
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: But Don Patch! You didn't have to hit her so hard!!

Don Patch: I didn't ask for a lecture, woman; just look at her!
<<<<<<<<She needed that!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Now let that be a lesson to ya!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I'll get you for this!
________________________________________________________________

- Page 37 -
________________________________________________________________

Ruby: And your little friends too!!!

Beauty: That's a lotta lumps!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: {Wait! Those aren't lumps; they're takoyaki balls!!!}
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I'll destroy every last one of you!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: {If I could only move my limbs...}
________________________________________________________________

- Page 38 -
________________________________________________________________

Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: When does the Bo-bobo cast bathe?

A: Between arcs at hotels.

Bo-bobo: You just made that up!!!
________________________________________________________________
- Secret Attack 78 End -

Translator's Notes:
===============================================
In SA 78, the bunny has been translated to sound like THE Bugs Bunny. So think of it that way.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby's initial lines and actions are straight out of Sailor Moon; and that's why Bo-bobo, the hero of a male-oriented series, is instantly scared of her, and consequently, places her "in the garbage".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
On page 26, Ruby's "Look! Look! Listen!" line sounds a whole lot like Zelda: OOT's Navi to me. I was never bothered by Navi's nonstop chirping, to be honest.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
On page 30, the snack mentioned is Hi-Chew, a Japanese equivalent to Starburst. You see, when Don Patch is giving Ruby a hint of what food she'll get for a snack, he sings the Hi-Chew anthem of "Be happy! Eat Hi-Chew!". I switched it to Cocoa Crispies and their 1990's jingle, however; because Hi-Chew is not an American product, and it wouldn't hold any humor at all in it's original form. Remember the key to Bo-bobo is to be funny. Now, I would've kept Hi-Chew if it were shown on screen, but it's not. Oddly, Hi-Chews are sold practically everywhere but here in the states...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Page 31 starts off with DP quoting Vegeta - one of his strongest roots.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bomberman is the lead character of a video game series by Hudson who has funny-looking eyes.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
On page 35, Don Patch looks a whole lot like Kenshiro - the main guy from Fist of the North Star.
===============================================
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS! AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU.