Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 83

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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 83: JACKS ON A JOHN
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Secret Attack 83: JACKS ON A JOHN
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[Story: Our heroes are in the middle of a spat.]

Don Patch: Darn dirty ape!!

Bo-bobo: I said I was sorry!
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Tennosuke: Okay; we'll forgive you this one time.

Don Patch: But don't get used to it.
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Bo-bobo: {Suckers! They'll never know what hit 'em!!}
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Both: Oh! A sudden, unexpected gust of the wind!
<<<<<120% Lemons!!

Bo-bobo: PAHAR!!!
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Bo-bobo: My evil eyes!
<<<<<<<They've gone to the hogs!!
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Dengakuman: Okeydokey, Bo-bobo!
<<<<<<<<<<I've got you a nice landing mat!!
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Hwang Ho: Playtime's over, kiddies!! It's time for my Yellow Ninjutsu: <<<<<<<<"Solidification Sweat"!!
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Hwang Ho: Hahaha!! Now everything that touches my sweat will turn to ice!!
<<<<<<<<Including you FOOLS!!!
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Don Patch: Um... uh, dude...

Hwang Ho: {Hehhehheh! It seems I've gotten their attention...}
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Don Patch: {It looks like he's tee-teeing all over himself!!}

Hwang Ho: {Hehhehheh!}

Mesopotamia: {Oh me!!}
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Hwang Ho: It's ice time!!!
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[Two minutes later...]

Mesopotamia: He was so young...
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Don Patch: Agh! He's frozen the toilet seat!!

Both: Freeze!!

Tennosuke: They're heading our way!
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Tennosuke: C'mon, Don Patch!!

Don Patch: Let's give 'em a taste o' the ol' combo!!
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All: Bgeh!!!
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Mesopotamia: You and your stupid ice!!

Indus: Eeeek!
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Indus: I'll glue you back together!

Don Patch: Freeze!!
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Mesopotamia: Ninja Doppelganger!!
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Beauty: You just threw out some octodogs!!!

Mesopotamia: Can you locate the real me?
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Don Patch: Found Waldo!!

Mesopotamia: {Heehee!}

Tennosuke: (Tasty!)
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Don Patch: How stupid do you think I am?!!

Mesopotamia: Woohah!!
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Indus: Took me long enough.

Tennosuke: This one's mine!!
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Tennosuke: Get ready to breath through your back!!!
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Indus: Celestial Cur Style Secret Attack: "Slash Slash"!!

Tennosuke: Huh?!
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Tennosuke: I fail.
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Voice: The yoke stops here!!!

Both: Who's this?!
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???: (They call him Bo-bobo! Bo-bobo, faster than lightning!)
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Bo-bobo: (Happy not fighting! They call him Bo-bobo!)
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Both: WHAT THE-?!! (A snake's got him!!)
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Bo-bobo: Good girl...

Hwang Ho: Well, now that I've iced the rim, we can utilize our fearsome ninjutsu!!
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Hwang Ho: Try some bomb!! Yellow Ninjutsu: "Curling Crash"!!!

Mesopotamia: Freeze!!
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Mesopotamia: They cleverly dodged us!!
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Mesopotamia: {My humblest apologies, Hwang Ho...
<<<<<<<<<<<Though on the bright side, we may take the gold...}
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Indus: 8.95m.

Mesopotamia: Oh, I didn't know!
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Mesopotamia: Wagyahoo!!!
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Bo-bobo: That's some attack you got there, but anybody can do it.

Hwang Ho: Not without a curling stone, you conceited mortal!
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Bo-bobo: I just so happen to have come across one.
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Bo-bobo: Dice don't fail me now!!!

Dengakuman: I wasn't made for THIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!
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Don Patch: Don't worry, Dengakuman.

Tennosuke: We'll take good care of you.

Dengakuman: Guys...
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Both: Orah!!

Dengakuman: Animal crackers!
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Tennosuke: The newcomer's cuttin' into our screen time.

Don Patch: Yeah, da readah's might like 'im betta dan us.
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Bo-bobo: Whaddaya DOIN'?!!!

Both: SHOES!!!
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Both: Bgffh!!
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Hwang Ho: Hahaha! Another falling out, hm?!
<<<<<<<<How very convenient... for US!!
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Hwang Ho: HahahaHA!
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Hwang Ho: {This is one fine mess they've gotten us into!!
<<<<<<<<<I can't even move!!}
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Hwang Ho: {Well, it's not like that fool can attack, either.}
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Hwang Ho: {Hm? What's this?!}
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Bo-bobo: Bo-bobo FIRE!!!

Hwang Ho: {Is he a DRAGON?!!}
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Bo-bobo: *turn*

Mesopotamia: Oh no! He's got his eyes on me!!
<<<<<<<<<<Go medium rare on me, I'm begging you!!
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Bo-bobo: Fire!!

Mesopotamia: I'm well-done!!

Hwang Ho: Haah...
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Hwang Ho: Hahaha! I am out!!
<<<<<<<<I shall destroy you, Bo-bobo!!
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Both: Halt and heave-ho!!!

Hwang Ho: Agghhh!!
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Beauty: Bo-bobo!! Heppokomaru needs you!
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Beauty: He's about to BLOW!!!
<<<<<<{It looks so painful!!}
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Beauty: {And Dengakuman needs him, too!!}
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Beauty: Save them, Bo-bobo!!
<<<<<<They won't last another minute!!
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Bo-bobo: Rrgh! We need something that'll work quick...

Hwang Ho: Hahaha! Don't count on it!! We are far stronger than the others!!
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Trio: {Then we'll just have to use THAT!!!}

Beauty: You're not even on the same page!!
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Bo-bobo: It's time again for "Bo-bobo Fusion"!! Let's go, Don Patch!!

Don Patch: You got it!
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Don Patch: Form of "Candy"!!
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Bo-bobo: Here it comes!!!

Villains: Aagh!!
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Bo-bobo: HaaAAa-!!

Beauty: Hm?
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Bo-bobo: HaAAAAaAaA-!!!

Tennosuke: *peek*
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Bo-bobo: HaAAAAaAaA-!!!

Tennosuke: Good; nobody saw.

Beauty: You were totally OBVIOUS!!!
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Bo-bobo: HaAAAaaa!!!

Beauty: Ah!!
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Hwang Ho: A fusion of three people?!!
<<<<<<<<What will they turn into?!!
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???: It is complete.

Beauty: WHO are YOU?!!
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???: My name is Bobopatchnosuke.
<<<<I can only be in this form for one minute, so let's end this, ignoramuses.

Beauty: "Ignoramuses"?!
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Beauty: {That's Bo-bobo AND Don Patch AND Tennosuke?
<<<<<<<There's something different about them...}
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Hwang Ho: What presence!! I can barely stand!!

Mesopotamia: That's... not... normal!
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Bobopatchnosuke: There is no time; my sword should be enough.

Beauty: {Oh! Is that the Don Patch Sword?!}
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Beauty: {Good; it's a normal one this time!}
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Beauty: {Or not!!}
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Bobopatchnosuke: You'd best prepare yourselves;
<<<<<<<<<<<<<the Tanaka Sword will show none mercy.
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- Secret Attack 83 End -

Translator's Notes:
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On the first page, Don Patch and Tennosuke's lemon underwear is a parody of another Jump series (that at the time of printing was running simultaneously) about strawberry underwear. I purposely made the oh-so corny line "Oh! A sudden, unexpected gust of the wind!" sound cheap and wooden, because we all know that besides Marilyn Monroe in that one movie photo, that sort of thing never happens in real life. Thus it is VERY corny and cliche.
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The "octodogs" mentioned on page 107 are simply octopus-shaped hot dogs. They're real, too.
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Page 108's "Bo-bobo anthem" has been translated to sound like the "Flipper" theme.
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The entire concept of "fusing" was created by Akira Toriyama, author of Dragon Ball.
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Bobopatchnosuke's "Tanaka Sword" is meant to look like famed voice talent, Mayumi Tanaka. She's most well-known for her roles as One Piece's Luffy, and Dragon Ball's Kuririn.
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