Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 83

What sort of teamwork is this!? One moment Bo-bobo, Don Patch and Tennosuke work together, the next they're tearing each other apart! Can the trio finally come together to defeat the last three Ninshu?

Ougi 83: Merrymaking on the Toilet-Top

104.
Narrator: —Last time—We were in the midst of a team breakup.
Don Patch: GET DOWN THERE NOW!!
SFX: Stomp stomp
Bo-bobo: I’m sorry!! I’m sorry!!
Tennosuke: I guess that’s fine…let’s forgive him this time.
Don Patch: We shouldn’t leave him like this.
Bo-bobo: You idiots!! I’ll see what I like!!!
Don Patch: NO, A GUST!!!
SFX: Hyuuuuuuu
Tennosuke: LEMON 120%!!!
(Translator’s Note: An obvious reference to “Ichigo 100%”, which was running at this time)
Bo-bobo: GOPAA!!!!
Bo-bobo: I’ve been corrupted--!!! I’ve been corrupted--!!!
Dengaku Man: ALRIGHT, BO-BOBO. YOU CAN LAND RIGHT ON TOP OF MY MINIMAT!!!
Dengaku Man: KUSHA

105.
Koga: PLAYTIME IS OVER!!! TAKE THIS: KOGA NINPOU: FREEZING SWEAT!!!
SFX: Drip drip
Bo-bobo: !!!
Koga: Ha ha ha!! My sweat freezes everything it touches!!! I’ll freeze all of you!!!
Don Patch: Ah……ah……
Koga: Fu fu fu, he appears surprised……………
Don Patch: He looks like he’s peeing…
Koga: Fu fu fu…
Mesopotamia: That’s disgusting!!!
Koga: SO!! FREEZE!!!
Narrator: Two minutes later
SFX: Shimmer
Mesopotamia: What a stupid child………uuh…

106.
Don Patch: Ku…that technique now completely froze the floor!!
Indus & Mesopotamia: DIE--!!
Tennosuke: THEY’RE COMING!!
Tennosuke: LET’S GO DON PATCH!!!
Don Patch: AAH!! LET’S SHOW THEM OUR COMBINATION!!!
SFX: Slip X 4
Everyone: BUHE!!!!
Mesopotamia: WHAT A DEPRESSING TECHNIQUE THAT WAS!!!!
Indus: WAAA!!!
Indus: HURRY AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!
Don Patch: DIE--!!!
Mesopotamia: HOW ABOUT CLONE JUTSU!!!
SFX: Fling

107.
Beauty: HE THREW OCTOPUS WEENIES OUT!!!
Mesopotamia: DO YOU KNOW WHICH IS THE REAL ME?
Don Patch: IT’S HIM!!!
Mesopotamia: Fu fu…
Tennosuke: Delicious
Don Patch: DON’T TRICK ME--!!!!
Mesopotamia: GYAA!!!
Indus: I did it.
Tennosuke: OK!! LEAVE HIM TO ME!!!
Tennosuke: YOU LEFT YOUR BACK OPEN--!!!!
SFX: GRAB
Tennosuke: !!

108.
Dog: TENGEN-STYLE OUGI: SWORD-BREAKING!!!
(Translator’s Note: Tengen = “Heavenly Dog”)
SFX: Snap
Tennosuke: WHAT!!!!
SFX: Clap
Tennosuke: Now he’s done it.
Voice: THAT’S AS FAR AS YOU GO!!!!
Mesopotamia: WHAT!!!
Song: Hanage Shinken ~~~Surround
We in the ring~~~
Prepare to meet~~me
Strong enemies~~
Song: Today’s~~certain-kill
Hanage Shinken
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Brighten up Japan~~
Indus: WHAT THE
Mesopotamia: YOU’RE KIDD—ING!!!! (He’s being eaten by a snake)

109.
Bo-bobo: He’s so cute…
Snake: Chomp chomp
Indus: Well then, we’ll use the frozen floor to show our greatest ninpou!!
Indus: HAVE THIS BOMB!!! KOGA NINPOU: CURLING ATTACK!!!!
Mesopotamia: DIE--!!!!
Mesopotamia: SWEEP IT!! SWEEP IT!!
Tennosuke: ?
Mesopotamia: …Sorry, Koga Civilization. We’re going to use this bomb to win the gold metal…
SFX: Bing
Indus: 8 m 95 cm
Mesopotamia: THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW THE RULES.
SFX: KABOO—M
Indus & Mesopotamia: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!

110.
Bo-bobo: What an amazing technique…then again, we too can do that.
Koga: Fu, idiots! You can’t do curling without a stone.
Bo-bobo: UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU, I’VE JUST GOT MY HANDS ON A CURLING STONE.
SFX: Grab
Dengaku Man: !!
Bo-bobo: HERE WE GO------!!!!
Dengaku Man: YOU’RE SO CRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL---------------------!!!!!
Don Patch: It’s alright, Dengaku Man.
Tennosuke: We’re going to safely guide you.
Dengaku Man: You two!
Tennosuke: THERE!!!
SFX: Slap
Dengaku Man: DAMN-----!!!
Tennosuke: New guys shouldn’t be going in there.
Don Patch: It appears so really sad.

111.
Bo-bobo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING--------!!!!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: SHOWOFF----!!!!
SFX: BAM
Don Patch & Tennosuke: BU!!!
Koga: HA HA HA, YOU’VE BROKEN FROM YOUR TEAM!!! HOW CONVEINENT!! TOO EASY!!
Koga: HA HA HA HA
SFX: CRASH

112.
Koga: Ku, what a horrible situation!! I can’t move!!! If I can get out of here quickly…
Koga: Well, he too is in the same situation. He won’t attack.
SFX: Su----
Koga: Nn--? What’s that he’s doing?
Bo-bobo: BO-BOBO FIRE--!!!!
Koga: HE’S BREATHING FIRE------!!!!
SFX: Turn
Mesopotamia: GE, HE’S LOOKING THIS WAY!!! MEDIUM…PLEASE DO ME MEDIUM!!!
Bo-bobo: FIRE!!!
Mesopotamia: DIRECT BURNS--!!!
Koga: Haa haa…
Koga: HA HA HA, I’M FREE!!! I’LL KILL YOU, BO-BOBO!!!

113.
Don Patch & Tennosuke: DOSSE---------I!!!!!
Koga: WH—AT—
Beauty: BO-BOBO!! HE-KUN, HE-KUN HAS…
Beauty: COMPLETELY SWELLED UP!!!
Bo-bobo: IT’S UNOCCCCCCCUPIED
Bo-bobo: DENGAKU MAN IS ALSO IN A BIG PINCH--!!!!

114.
Beauty: HURRY, BO-BOBO!!! AS IS, IF YOU DON’T SAVE THEM WITHIN A MINUTE, HE’LL EXPLODE TO DEATH!!!
Bo-bobo: Ku…I need to use a technique that can defeat those three in a short time…
Koga: HA HA HA, IT’S USELESS!! WE’RE DIFFERENT FROM YOU TRASH IN THIS PLACE!!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: If that’s the case, it can only be that technique!!!!
Beauty: THEY DON’T MATCH AT ALL!!!!
Bo-bobo: IT’S BO-BOBO FUSION!!!! LET’S DO IT DON PATCH!!!
Don Patch: OK!!
Don Patch: TRANSFORM: CANDY!!!
SFX: Slip
Bo-bobo: HERE IT COMES------!!!!
Civilizations: UWA!!!
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAA
Tennosuke’s SFX: Sneak Sneak
Beauty: N!
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAAAAAA
Tennosuke’s SFX: Turn Turn
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAAAAA
Tennosuke’s SFX: Slip Slip
Beauty: HE SNUCK INSIDE!!!
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAAA-------!!!
Beauty: KYA
Koga: A FUSION TECHNIQUE!!? WITH THREE OF THEM!!? WHAT WILL THEY BECOME!!? WHAT WILL THEY BECOME!!?

115.
Bobopatchnosuke: FUSION COMPLETE
Beauty: WHO ARE YOU!!!?
Bobopatchnosuke: My name is Bobopatchnosuke. I can only stay in this form for one minute…I must defeat you immediately, ignoramuses.
Civilizations: YOU CALLED US IGNORAMUSES!!!?

116.
Beauty: Is that all three of them…? Their moods have changed just a little…
Koga: Ku…his coercion is amazing!!! The air feels heavy!!!
Mesopotamia: HE’S NOT AN ORDINARY PERSON!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: I have no time…let’s go now.
Beauty: Ha! Not the Don Patch Sword again!!?
SFX: Su
Beauty: GREAT, IT ISN’T!!! IT’S A NORMAL SWORD!!
SFX: Su
Beauty: NO IT ISN’T!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: PREPARE YOURSELF…THE TANAKA SWORD DOES NOT FORGIVE

Translator's Note: And here we go...entering into probably one of the most mind-blowing sequences in all of Bo-bobo! There are many other extremely insane moments, particularly with the fusions...but Bobopatchnosuke just blows my mind every time I get to it! (of course, the real insanity is next time...he just appeared at the end and he's going to use that minute for all his worth...seriously ;p) On the other hand, somehow you need to wonder how ninja-esque these ninja techniques were...sword catching is one thing but I highly doubt Mesopotamia would fool anyone outside these nuts...then again he didn't fool Tennosuke either.