Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 87

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 87: GAME OVER
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Secret Attack 87: GAME OVER
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Over: I will not allow you to get away with including me in your foolishness.
<<<< I am going to rid this world of your existences...
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Don Patch: I'm quakin' in my boots, 3BO!

Bo-bobo: Rrgh!

Tennosuke: This is quite the pickle.
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Over: And I'll be starting with you, Tennosuke.
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Tennosuke: Why me?! What did I ever do to him?!

Don Patch: (I dunnuh.)

Tennosuke: And how does he know my name?!
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Tennosuke: Bartender! Y'see that guy back there? Get him a cocktail,
<<<<<<<<and tell him it's on me!

Bo-bobo: Sure.
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Bo-bobo: His exact words were, "Of course you realize this means war!!!"

Tennosuke: {I never said that!!}
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Don Patch: So my man Tennosuke's wasn't good enough for ya, huh?

Tennosuke: {Quit it!!}
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Tennosuke: Forgive my foolish companions!
<<<<<<<<I never intended this to happen!
<<<<<<<<I really am terribly and absolutely sorry!
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Tennosuke: THIS ONE'S FOR MOM!!!!
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Over: Bloodthirsty Fist Secret Attack: "KABOSU"!!!

Tennosuke: Here we go again!!
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Don Patch: First, gather the ingredient!
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Don Patch: Next, fry it up good!
<<<<<<<<Lastly, let it chill!
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Don Patch: And now, you have a nice snack perfect for those midsummer <<<<<<<<get-togethers!
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Both: It tastes like sourBUTT!!!
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Beauty: {It's ON!!}
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Don Patch: Uh, um, here! You can wear the funny hat!!

Beauty: Not gonna happen.
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Don Patch: Why wouldn't she accept?
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Don Patch: Gah! She's cut me off!!
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Bo-bobo: Over, the next attack I use is liable to send you to Timbuktu.
<<<<<<<It's an ancient, legendary, sealed, forbidden, secret move of the
<<<<<<<Nose Hair Fist.
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Bo-bobo: So be sure to dial collect!!
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Bo-bobo: Secret Attack: "Ringri-la"!!!

Beauty: Where'd the MONKEYS come from?!
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Bo-bobo: I brought them here three days ago.

<Bo-bobo: This one's yours, #56.

Beauty: Three DAYS ago?!
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Bo-bobo: A ring-a-ding-ding!!
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Bo-bobo: All this ringing'll damage Over's overall hearing ability!!
<<<<<<<Say goodbye to your eardrums, Over!!
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Bo-bobo: Try that on for size!!

Beauty: Your ears!!
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Over: {Rrr! This noise is earsplitting; I won't last much longer...}

Sfx: *ringringring-ringringring-phonecall-phonecall*!
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Trio: PICK UP THE PHONE, WOMAN!!!

Over: Ah-AhAh-AAAAaaHHHhh!!!
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Over: Aaaaaahhh-!!
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Over: Aaaaaahhh!!
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Over: What cockamamie are you trying to pull?!

Don Patch: Glah!
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Don Patch: Gahahaah!!
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Don Patch: You'll pay for that!! *click*
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Bo-bobo: Phone call for a Mr. Over!
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Don Patch: How do you like me NOW?!!!
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Tennosuke: That looks like fun!!
<<<<<<<<Phone call for a Mr. Over!
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Phone: So, what color bloomers you wearin'?
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Over: Out of my life!!

Tennosuke: Glah!
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Monkeys: We didn't mean tooooo?!!

Beauty: He wasn't talking about you!!
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Over: That should take care of the noise...

Sfx: *ringringring-ringringring-phonecall-phonecall*!
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Over: Inane antique!!!
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Over: Which one of you was it?!! Which cockroach put that phone on top my <<<<<head?!!
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Trio: It wasn't us!! We've got ours on our craniums!!
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Over: It was YOU!!!

Tennosuke: Busted!
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Bo-bobo: Don't look now, Over!!
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Bo-bobo: Coconut Milk Lasts For, Like, Ever!!!

Over: GeeOH!!!
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Over: Rrr! That does it...
<<<<I have not been so enraged in a very, VERY long time...
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Tennosuke: I concur.

Beauty: Sure you do.
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Heppokomaru: And Over's shirt comes flying off only to reveal strange marks on <<<<<<<<<<his chiseled abs!! What do you think of this shocking turn of <<<<<<<<<<events, Beauty?!

Beauty: I think you should quit while you're ahead.
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Over: This is what makes me Over!! And by the look of it,
<<<<you've successfully maddened me a total of four times!!
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Over: And in just two more offenses, I'll have
<<<<stored enough rage to return to my original form.

Heroes: What's this?!
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Over: And if you think I'm tough now,
<<<<just wait until I've transformed.
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Bo-bobo: {This is bad! If he gets mad, it will be the end for us!!
<<<<<<<We've got to beat him before that happens!!}
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Tennosuke: You talk too much, little buddy!

Chest: *ting*
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Bo-bobo: You're not helping!!
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Bo-bobo: My apologies for the boy!
<<<<<<<I'mean, he's just a little kid!
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Bo-bobo: Here! Have a Digimon card!

Chest: *ting*

Beauty: He's offended!!
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Don Patch: I told you Pokeyman's where the money's at!!

Bo-bobo: Digimon was first!!
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Over: Geeee!!

Both: Woohah!!
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Over: And so, the game has ended!!
<<<<It's time to start back from the beginning!!
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Bo-bobo: Oh no!! He's transforming!!!
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Beauty: Ah... uh...

Heppokomaru: What's he turning into?!!
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Over: Geegeegeeeeee!!

Heppokomaru: Aaaaaaahhh!!
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???: I'm Gyorai Girl, but you can call me Gigi!!!
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Gigi: (Oh! My shoe's untied...)
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Heppokomaru: (Why me...?)
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Sign: [Went home. (Tennosuke)]
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Don Patch: {This really whomps...}
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Gigi: Okay, okay now!
<<<<May I have your attention, please!
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Guys: {We don't feel so good...}
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Tennosuke: You morons! That's just what she wants!!
<<<<<<<<We've got to get the initiative on her!!
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Tennosuke: "Ringri-la"!!

Beauty: You can't be serious!!
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Gigi: Move it, toots!!

Beauty: Hey!
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Gigi: Don't try any funny business!!!

Tennosuke: KHAHB!!!
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Beauty: Tennosuke!!
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Gigi: I'll not tolerate even a hint of tomfoolery...
<<<<Why, you might ask? Because I'm a torpedo.
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Bo-bobo: {This is bad! She may be one of the "Slapstickslayers" of legend...
<<<<<<<<If she is, we're in for a world of pain!!}
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Beauty: Are you...
<<<<<Are you really Over...?
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Gigi: You better believe it, toots.
<<<<You have some sort of beef?
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- Secret Attack 87 End - Volume 8: M·T (Complete) -

Translator's Notes:
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Over's attack "Kabosu" used on page 170 is a citrus fruit not very well known in America. All his attacks spurn from fruit names, just to let you know. It's funny... big tough guy uses the Bloodthirsty Fist, yet names his attacks after sweet and innocent fruits.
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"Ringri-la" is named after "Shangri-la", a word which means "imaginary utopia".
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Page 177's joke is a little hard to convey... you see, the Japanese expression for "enraged", "hara ga tatsu", dead literally means "my stomach is rising". Tennosuke then proceeds to make a joke about the expression, by having his stomach actually rise. And that's the bottom line.
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When Bo-bobo mentions Digimon cards on page 178, and then Don Patch counters him with Pokémon, that is meant to be funny, of course. You see, back in the fad era of Pokémon, people who liked Digimon would always tell Pokémon fans that "Digimon was first" to try and imply it was better. That's the joke here. In literal Japanese the opposition is used as Bikkuriman stickers to Gamura Twist cards, but that wouldn't pass over very well here in the states.
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Gyorai Girl, or Gigi for short, is a new character originating from this chapter. Her name means "torpedo", and that is just what she is. The name Gigi still stokes me as a brilliant translation for both purists and for those who would prefer a more yielding name. Wonder what she'll do next...? By the way, the handbag Gigi is carrying has "Chanel" written on it. Chanel is a Parisian fashion house that specializes in luxury goods like special clothing, handbags, and perfume.
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