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Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 82: THE CALL OF NATURE!!
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Secret Attack 82: THE CALL OF NATURE!!
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[Story: Heppokomaru and Tennosuke have inflated like the Japanese economy after WWII.]
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[And you might be thinking, just how did the economy flourish...?]

Beauty: We don't wanna know!!!
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Bo-bobo: I don't believe we've gotten your names, punks...

Man: You're right, you haven't. And I'm sure the readers have been wondering <<<<why, as well...
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Man: The answer is simple really: we merely hadn't received our ninja names yet.
<<<<But it would seem the council has just finished deciding on what we
<<<<should be called.

(Stagehand)-->
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Trio: Read 'em and weep, boys!!

[Mesopotamian Civilization] [Hwang Ho Civilization] [Indus Valley Civilization]

Beauty: Those are the four great ancient civilizations!! (Except, where's Egypt?!)
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Hwang Ho: Seriously, who would name somebody that?!!
<<<<<<<<(Now they'll think we're educational!!)
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Hwang Ho: Ohh, you're gonna PAY for this!!
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Don Patch: We need a counterattack!!
<<<<<<<<<Bo-bobo! You've gotta crow, and you've gotta crow NOW!!!
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Bo-bobo: But I don't know, Patchcolo...
<<<<<<<I'mean what happens if I miss!
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Don Patch: You won't miss; don't worry.
<<<<<<<<<You have all you need to get the job done.

Bo-bobo: Okay, I'll try!
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Bo-bobo: AaaAAaaAHHHH!!!!

Hwang Ho: Go to HFIL!
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Don Patch: Now, Bohan!!
<<<<<<<<<Show me why I trained you!!
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Bo-bobo: Aah-hAaaH!!
<<<<<<<AaAAAAHHH!!
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Bo-bobo: I'M TOO SCARED!!!
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Don Patch: I still remember the first day I brought you here...
<<<<<<<<you were small, helpless...

Bo-bobo: Mr. Patchcolo!
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Bo-bobo: No!! Please!
<<<<<<<Don't die!! You can't!!
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Bo-bobo: PATCHCOLOOO!!!
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Don Patch: Puh-klink!!
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Heppokomaru: We're going DOWN!!

Tennosuke: Somebody!! Heeelp!!
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Bo-bobo: Don't worry, guys!! I'm coming for you!!

Dengakuman: {He's not even looking the right way!}

Duo: (Please, make the swirly stop!! Aaahhh!!)
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Dengakuman: {I've gotta do something!!
<<<<<<<<<<<But what...?!}
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Food: [Somen]
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Dengakuman: Tie the pieces together and get out of there!!!

**Heppokomaru: Thank you, Mr. Noodle!

Heppokomaru: That'll never work!!
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Bo-bobo: Good going, Dengakuman!! Now I can give him everything I've got!!

Hwang Ho: Rrgh!!
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Heppokomaru: Remind me to fart them into oblivion...

Tennosuke: Remember, kids- always clean your plates!
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Mesopotamia: Foolish Bo-bobo! You've failed to realize that you have fallen
<<<<<<<<<<into my snare!!

Bo-bobo: What are you talking about?!

Hwang Ho: Gotcha!!
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Mesopotamia: There will be no escape!! Activate snare!!
<<<<<<<<<<*click*
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Mesopotamia: Ahahaha!! I shall capture you alive!!

Bo-bobo: But I'm too young to die!!
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Hwang Ho: {You got him, alright. You got him good.}
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Mesopotamia: Curses! How can this be?! Ctrl+Z!!
<<<<<<<<<<*click*
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Mesopotamia: *slump*

Bo-bobo: It's time to take out the trash!!
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Hwang Ho: Not on my watch!!
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Hwang Ho: You will not lay a FINGER on Mesopotamia!!

Bo-bobo: Hwang Ho, you devil!

Mesopotamia: Who cares about the fingers, when it's the FEET that are
<<<<<<<<<<killing me!!!
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Indus: I need to help them!!

Don Patch: No ya don't! Yo fight's wiff me!
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Indus: You plan ta fight ME? Don't you know who I am?!

Don Patch: Why don't you get out your fake ID and show me?!
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Indus: Oh, I'm gonna break you IN TWO!!

Don Patch: In your dreams, beatnik!!!
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Indus: Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

Don Patch: Na-na-na-na-na!
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Sfx: *plunk*

Don Patch: Huh?!
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Bo-bobo: Move it or lose it, buckos!!!

Both: Kyain!!
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Bo-bobo: If you're gonna be all rough and whatnot, then I'll just have to pull out
<<<<<<<my Phantasmic Special Secret Attack!!
<<<<<<<One that took an ENTIRE YEAR to learn!!
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Hwang Ho: Did you just say...
<<<<<<<<"Phantasmic Special Secret Attack"?!
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Bo-bobo: Special Secret Attack: "Roll Out"!!!

Hwang Ho: It took you a YEAR to learn THAT?!!
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Hwang Ho: Sow them all, while you have the equipment.

Mesopotamia: (We will.)
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Bo-bobo: Man, if we don't get them out of their soon...

Don Patch: Don't worry; I've got a plan! Just call me Rescue 911!!
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Don Patch: OK... when I give the signal, grab the rope and hold it tight.

Bo-bobo: Wow, why didn't I think of that?!
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Don Patch: I'm countin' on you to follow through!

Bo-bobo: I won't let you down, boss!
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Don Patch: {This daring feat requires precise accuracy! Almost there,
<<<<<<<<<just a little bit more...}
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Don Patch: Now, Bo-bobo! Now!!
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Bo-bobo: DON PATCHEEOLLYOLLYOXENFREEEE!!!
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Bo-bobo: Have no fear!
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Bo-bobo: Dengakuman is here!!!

Dengakuman: I never signed up for THI~S!!!
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Dengakuman: Eyahh!

Heppokomaru: Dengakuman!
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Bo-bobo: How dare you hurt my friends...
<<<<<<<You're gonna pay for this, and it's gonna hurt... big time...
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Trio: {But he's the one that-?!!}
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Bo-bobo: Take THAT!
<<<<<<<And a couple of THESE!!
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Hwang Ho: You're the one at fault here!!!

Bo-bobo: Blork!!
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Bo-bobo: If you play with fire, you'd better have health insurance.

Hwang Ho: {What's WRONG with this guy?!!}
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Hwang Ho: Your tomfoolery has cost you your teammates!
<<<<<<<<You're a one-man show!!

Bo-bobo: One...? Don't you mean three?

Hwang Ho: What are you talking about?!!
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Bo-bobo: I found this in Tennosuke's room the other day.
<<<<<<<It's titled "Tennosuke's Big Book of Soppy Poems".
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Bo-bobo: "Flowers", by Tokoro Tennosuke.
<<<<<<<<Flowers are pretty, but why are they so?
<<<<<<<<The sight of a rose makes my inward parts glow.
<<<<<<<<Dandelions reflect the love that's within...

Tennosuke: NOOOOO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
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Tennosuke: They'll think I'm corny!!

Bo-bobo: One plus one is two.
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Hwang Ho: No way!!
<<<<<<<<But, how?!
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Don Patch: Yakkun!
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Bo-bobo: And two plus one is three.

Tennosuke: {Hey, I'm as good as new!}
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Hwang Ho: {What's going on? I don't believe it! It cannot be!
<<<<<<<<<No one has EVER fallen into that toilet and lived to tell the tale...!}
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Mesopotamia: Apparently they haven't learned their lesson yet!!
<<<<<<<<<<We'll just have to educate them even harder this time!!
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Tennosuke: Why are you looking at me like that, Bo-bobo?
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Bo-bobo: Fresh Mushy Magnum!!!

Tennosuke: GAGH!!
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Mesopotamia: {What in the world?
<<<<<<<<<<<If that had hit me head-on, I wouldn't be here making this
<<<<<<<<<<<comment about it...!}
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Hwang Ho: Don't you see, Mesopotamia? That attack drains HIS life points as
<<<<<<<<well!! He can only use it again at the cost of his friend's existence!!
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Bo-bobo: Scatter Shot!!

Trio: AAAAHHHH!!!
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Mesopotamia: If that's the way you play, then you shall play no longer!!!
<<<<<<<<<<*click!*
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Bo-bobo: Let's kick 'em while they're down, boys!!!
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Trio: Brotherly Special Move!!
<<<<"Bo-bobo Torpedo"!!
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Duo: Good riddance, ya looney!!

Hwang Ho: {They put him in the hole!!!}
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Bo-bobo: If I go down, I'm taking you WITH ME!!!

Don Patch: Hey! Leggo my leggo!
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Both: Get down there, you scumbag!
<<<<<Darn dirty ape!!
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: What has moved you recently, Sawai? (P.N. Yamanin)

A: #1: The ending of "Iguana Girl".
#2: Chopper's flashback on the One Piece cartoon.

Rice: He gets sad just THINKING about them!!!
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Translator's Notes:
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Mesopotamia, the Hwang Ho River (aka the "Yellow River" and "Huang He"), and the Indus Valley, are real places on our earth. In fact, they are three of the four great ancient civilizations. They're only missing Egypt. Sawai probably decided these names after the last chapter's "Egypt" joke.
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That man in the background of page 88 may look like a ninja, but that's just the way classical Japanese stagehands dress. It's meant to be an inside gag here, of course.
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On pages 89 and 90, Bo-bobo and Don Patch become Gohan and Piccolo from Dragon Ball. I tried my best to use direct lines from the scenes they are spoofing, rather than being trans-literal.
Btw, HFIL is the place the Dragon Ball dubs in America changed HELL to. It stands for "Home For Infinite Losers". It's not a bad edit to be honest; it's actually pretty funny.
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Sōmen, which is mentioned on page 91, are noodles. They're like ramen.
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Although "Kyain", which is shouted on page 94, sounds like a screech, it is actually the name of a Japanese comedic duo. I don't know for sure, but perhaps Don Patch and Indus were spoofing them. Sure, I could've used "Laurel and Hardy" or "Abbot and Costello", but they don't work so well as painful screams.
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