Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 82

With Heppokomaru & Tennosuke captured and facing a swelled existance, the countdown to saving them is on! But is Bo-bobo, Don Patch and Dengaku Man the right combination to defeating these three looney ninjas?

Ougi 82: A Spark of Instinct!!

88.
Narrator: —Last Time—The bodies of the two who fell into the toilet were swelling up similar to the Japanese economy after the war…
(Translator’s Note: This is a note regarding the massive growth and explosion of the Japanese economy after the end of World War II in 1945)
Narrator: To begin with, why did the Japanese economy swell up after the war…
Beauty: WE’VE HEARD ENOUGH!!!
Bo-bobo: While we’re at it, we still don’t know your names.
Koga: Good timing with that question.
Koga: We do not hold the names of shinobi. However, just now, our names have been decided on…
Civilizations: SEE!!! THESE ARE OUR NAMES!!!!
Caption: (from right to left) INDUS CIVILIZATION, KOGA CIVILIZATION, MESOPOTAMIA CIVILIZATION
Beauty: THOSE ARE THE FOUR GREAT CIVILIZATIONS!!!! (Where’s Egypt!!?)
(Translator’s Note: This is a reference to the “four civilizations” usually taught as the ones that established world culture at the beginning of the civilized age: Mesopotamia, located around the Tigris and Euphrates in what’s now Iraq which began the civilizations of the Middle East and Mediterranean, Indus, located on the Indus River and the beginning of what is now known as India, Koga (well, Kouga), located on the Yellow River on what is now known as China, and…of course, Egypt)

89.
Koga: WHAT’S WITH THESE NAMES------!!! (We have to remember them back in middle school)
Beauty: ……
Koga: UOOOOOOO, I’LL KILL YOU--!!!
Don Patch: FINE THEN!!! WE’LL BEAT YOU BACK THERE!!! RIGHT, BO-BOBO!!!!
Bo-bobo: I CAN’T…I CAN’T DO IT…PATCCOLO-SAN…
Don Patch: YOU FOOL--!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO EARTH!!?
Bo-bobo: I KNOW, I’LL DO IT!!!
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAAAA--!!!!
Koga: DIE—BO-BOBO!!!!
Don Patch: WELL BOHAN!!! SHOW THEM YOUR POWER--!!!
Bo-bobo: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

90.
Bo-bobo: I CAN’T DO IT!!!!
SFX: SLASH
Don Patch: All those months I spent with you…weren’t bad………
Bo-bobo: PATCCOLO-SA—N!!!
Bo-bobo: PATCCOLO-SAN, PATCCOLO-SAN!!! PATCCOLO, PATCCOLO
SFX: BAM BAM
Bo-bobo: PATCCOLO-SA—N!!!
SFX: KICK

91.
Don Patch: OBU!!!
SFX: Click
SFX: FLUUUUUSH
Heppokomaru: UWAAAAAAAA, WE’RE BEING FLUSHED--!!!
Tennosuke: SAVE US------!!!
Bo-bobo: So, come at me
Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAAA, SAVE US—
Dengaku Man: HE’S IGNORING THEM!!!!
Dengaku Man: I’ve got to do something for them here…………Do I have something…do I have something…
Package: Somen
(Translator’s Note: Somen is a light-wheat noodle usually served cold)
Dengaku Man: CONNECT THESE TOGETHER AND GET OUT!!!
SFX: Fling
Imagination: Somen, somen
Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: THAT’S USELESS!!!
Bo-bobo: NICE, DENGAKU MAN!!! YOU’RE FIGHTING SELFLESSLY!!!
SFX: KACHING
Koga: Ku!!!
Heppokomaru: I’ll kill them all later…
Tennosuke: I’ll eat all of this.

92.
Mesopotamia: YOU FOOL, BO-BOBO, LOOK BELOW YOUR FEET!!! YOU’VE COMPLETELY ENTERED MY TRAP ZONE!!!
Bo-bobo: What!!?
Koga: Ha ha, we got him!!!
Mesopotamia: IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO NOTICE THAT!!! RELEASING TRAP!!!!
SFX: Click
Mesopotamia: HA HA HA—BO-BOBO IS OUR PRISONER--!!!!
Bo-bobo: UWAAAAAAAAAAAA
SFX: Flor
Bo-bobo: That worked…
Mesopotamia: Ku! That was supposed to…………Trap Cancel Button!!!
SFX: Click
SFX: Clang

93.
SFX: Plop
Bo-bobo: OSSHA—IT’S OVER!!!
Koga: IT’S NOT!!!
SFX: CLANG
Koga: YOU WON’T LAY A FINGER ON MESOPOTAMIA CIVILIZATION!!
Bo-bobo: OH YEAH KOGA CIVILIZATION
Mesopotamia: OWWWWWWWWW, IT HURT-------S!! IT HURT--------S!!!
Indus: Ku! If I could help them…
Don Patch: WAIT! YOUR OPPONENT IS ME.
Indus: AH------? DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’LL PAY TO FIGHT WITH ME? OOH!?
SFX: Meki Piki
Don Patch: CAN YOU PLEASETEACH ME…SENPAI!!?
Indus: Excellent!!! I’ll crush you down--!!!
Don Patch: I’LL DRINK WHAT’S IN YOUR JAR, MAN!!!

94.
Indus: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA--!!!!
Don Patch: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!!!
SFX: TONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTONTON
SFX: Bang
Don Patch: WHAT!!!
Bo-bobo: TURN AROUND!!!!
Don Patch & Indus: KYARI—N!!!
Bo-bobo: IN THIS CASE, I’LL SHOW YOU AN ILLUSIONARY SECRET OUGI THAT TOOK ME ONE YEAR TO MASTER!!!
Koga: WHAT!!! AN ILLUSIONARY SECRET OUGI!!?
Bo-bobo: SECRET OUGI: ROLLING ATTACK!!!!
Don Patch & Dengaku Man: UWAAAAAAA
SFX: ROLLROLLROLLROLLROLL
Koga: HOW WOULD THAT TAKE YOU ONE YEAR!!?

95.
Koga: Serve him with natto.
Mesopotamia: OK
SFX: Rollroll
Bo-bobo: Ku…If we don’t save Heppokomaru and Tennosuke soon…
Don Patch: Leave it to me! I’ll rescue the two of them.
Don Patch: When I give you the signal, pull on the rope to stop me.
Bo-bobo: OH, NICE IDEA!!!
Don Patch: OSSHA, I LEAVE IT TO YOU
Bo-bobo: UNDERSTOOD!!
Don Patch: It’s over if he screws up the timing on the rope! A bit more…a bit more…
Don Patch: ITS NOW!!! PULL, BO-BOBO!!!
SFX: SLIIIIIIDE
SFX: SPASH
Heppokomaru & Tennosuke: !!!

96.
Bo-bobo: DON PAAAAAAAATCH, AAAARE YOOOU AAAALRIIIGHT!!!
Dengaku Man: ……
Bo-bobo: I’LL SAVE YOU
Bo-bobo: GO!!!!
Dengaku Man: WHY ME!!!?
Dengaku Man: GYAAAA!!!!
Heppokomaru: DENGAKU MAN!!!

97.
Bo-bobo: FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY PRECIOUS TEAM…I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU…
Civilizations: EEH--!!?
Bo-bobo: I WON’T FORGIVE YOU--!!! I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU--!!!
SFX: BAM BAM BAM
Koga: YOU’RE THE EVIL ONE!!!
Bo-bobo: BU!!!
SFX: SCREECH
Bo-bobo: Fu…so shall we settle this brawl soon? Let’s do it without holding back.
Civilizations: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS GUY SAYING----!!?

98.
Koga: HE…YOU’RE STUPID!! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE ANY FUN WHEN YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT! WE’VE WON!!
Bo-bobo: Wha? One? You said it was three.
Koga: WHAT!!?
Bo-bobo: Well I discovered this yesterday in Tennosuke’s desk. It’s Tennosuke’s Shameful Poem Collection.
Book: TENNOSUKE’S Shameful Poem Collection
Bo-bobo: “Flowers” by Tokoro Tennosuke.
Flowers are pretty.
Which of these are pretty…
The red flowers are pretty.
They raise my spirits high.
The yellow flowers are pretty.
Tennosuke: UWAAAAAA, STOP THAT--!! DON’T READ THOSE--!!!!
Tennosuke: THAT’S A BLOT ON MY LIFE!!!
Bo-bobo: Two.
Koga: Idiots!!! How can you get out from down there!!?
Don Patch: YAKKUN!

99.
Bo-bobo: THAT’S THREE.
Tennosuke: I turned back to normal when I got out of the toilet water…
Koga: WH…WHAT ARE THEY…? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS…THIS CAN’T BE…THERE HASN’T BEEN A SINGLE PERSON UNTIL NOW WHO’S EVER ESCAPED FROM THE TOILET…
Mesopotamia: After all, they did fall into the toilet once!! There isn’t a reason to be angry that they came back!!!
Tennosuke: N? What are you doing, Bo-bobo?
Bo-bobo: REVIVED TOKOROTEN MAGNUM!!!!!
SFX: POP
Tennosuke: BU!!!!

100.
Mesopotamia: Wh…what was that now? If I had to take that, then we don’t stand a chance…
Koga: BUT WHAT I SAW WAS THAT TECHNIQUE IS ONE WHERE HIS PARTNER’S LIFE IS CUT UP AND THROWN AWAY!!! SO AFTER SEVERAL OF THOSE, HE WON’T HAVE A REASON TO USE IT!!!
Bo-bobo: BARRAGE--!!!!!
SFX: POP POP POP POP
Civilizations: GYAAAAAAA!!!!
Mesopotamia: KU!! IF THAT’S HOW IT IS, RELEASE THE TRAP!!!!
SFX: Click
SFX: Clang

101.
Bo-bobo: OSSHA--LET’S END THIS!!!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: THIS IS OUR ULTIMATE TRIPLE FRIENDSHIP TECHNIQUE: BO-BOBO TORPEDO!!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!
Koga: THEY THREW HIM IN--!!!!
Bo-bobo: WHAT!!! AREN’T WE PARTNERS!!!
Don Patch: Ge!! He’s persistant!!
Don Patch & Tennosuke: GET DOWN!!! GET DOWN!!!
SFX: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
Koga: …………

Translator's Note: You do have to realize what is going through Bo-bobo's head to bring back those two from the depths of the toilet. But hey...its either that or listen to more of Tennosuke's horrible poetry so I guess we really have no choice. Then again, its not like Mesopotamia is doing anything to really help his team's successes either...see the traps. Oh...and while I didn't note it since there are tons of DB fans, there was the whole "Piccollo protects Gohan from Nappa scenario" in this chapter...of course, what happened then is pretty much what happened here. But hey, next time the three-on-three warfare heats up!

Oh, and before I forget...the "Egypt" joke is rather prominent with those three. If you've ever played the GBA game "Bakutou! Hajike Taisen", all three Civilization's cards seem to wonder where Egypt is...they really need a fourth member, don't they?