Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 89

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 9: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
Secret Attack 89: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
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Bo-bobo: {It's impossible! She's stopped all our attacks!
<<<<<<<<This is one fight we can't win!}
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Gigi: I don't tolerate tomfoolery,
<<<<hence I'll not tolerate your existences.
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Gigi: Why, you might ask?!
<<<<Because I'm a TORPEDO!!!!

[Secret Attack 89: TRIO vs. TORPEDO]
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Bo-bobo: {We can't just throw in the towel! She HAS to have a weakness!
<<<<<<<<This looks like a job for me to sit in my thinking chair...}
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Bo-bobo: {And think, think, thi~nk!!}

Beauty: He turned into "The Thinker"!
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Gigi: Cease and de-silly!!

Bo-bobo: Hnk!!
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Tennosuke: She shattered Bo-bobo to pieces!! We can't just sit idly by!!

Don Patch: We need to put our thinking caps on!
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Both: {And think like there's no tomorrow!!}

Beauty: How does "The Birth of Venus" fit into this?!
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Beauty: What are you, "The Female Thinker"?!
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Gigi: How dare you demote me to the same level as those clowns!!
<<<<I was merely contemplating my next move!!
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Bo-bobo: {Where's Steve's thinking chair when I need it?}
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Bo-bobo: *neh!*

Beauty: What's with the face?! (Has he been enlightened?)
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Gigi: I will NOT ALLOW such imprudent expressions!!

Bo-bobo: Bul-HUH!!
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Dengakuman: You've just crossed the line, Over!!
<<<<<<<<<<<I'm through playing games with you!!
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Dengakuman: {What am I, a plate of grits?)
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Trio: Dang it! We've lost our golden touch! We may never shenan again!!

Beauty: Do you OWN a mirror?!!
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Trio: GAAAHHHH!!!!
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Gigi: I'll smash you three slaphappy saps to World's End!!
<<<<And why, you might ask?! Because I'm a torpedo!!
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Don Patch: Hah! You fell right into our trap!! You might be able to
<<<<<<<<<torpedo us INDIVIDUALLY, but certainly not the three of us
<<<<<<<<<TOGETHER!!
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Don Patch: Isn't that right, guys?
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Don Patch: GUYS?!!!
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Bo-bobo: Were we pondering what he was pondering?

Tennosuke: Don't look like it.
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Bo-bobo: Gimme five, bro!!

Tennosuke: Great minds think alike!!
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Don Patch: Please... don't...
<<<<<<<<<Hurt... me...
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Duo: DP!!!

Beauty: His fragment's are on your heads, y'know.
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Gigi: I won't stand even a smidge of the slimmest slice of the
<<<<slightest shenanigan! Why, you might ask?!
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Scale: [Torpedo lbs.]

Gigi: Because I'm a torpedo!!!! (Would you look at that; I've gained weight...)
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Bo-bobo: Your level of villainy has gone beyond even my wildest dreams
<<<<<<<and must be punished.
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Bo-bobo: How, you might ask?! With my new-blue torpedo!!

Beauty: But that's not-!!
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Gigi: Begone, tommyrot and poppycock!!!
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Tennosuke: Goo-gee!!

Gigi: Haste ALWAYS makes WASTE!!
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Bo-bobo: You saucy M&M!! I bet you'll soften up once you're wrapped
<<<<<<<in my NOSE HAIRS!!!
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Gigi: What are you doing to me?! And in broad daylight, too!!
<<<<I'm too young for this sort of stimulation!!!
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Gigi: Oh, how embarrassing!

Bo-bobo: My BISCUITS are burning!!!
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Beauty: BO-BOBO!!
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Gigi: Such intense moments right out-of-the-blue are just not good for a girl!!
<<<<First you've got to realize that I'm a torpedo...
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Gigi: So hard-to-get is a given!
<<<<And if you don't handle me with love and care, I'll blow us both up!
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Group: {Is she being sweet or sarcastic...?
<<<<<<We never can tell.}
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Don Patch: Yeah, well I bet you can't handle all three of us at once!!

Tennosuke: Even if you did before!!
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Don Patch: I got her!! I got her!!

Tennosuke: Now, Bo-bobo! Run her through!!

Gigi: What in the-?
<<<<Oh, you bad boys!! Let GO of me!!
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Gigi: You men are all the same!! You want to use and abuse my
<<<<trim and beautiful figure!! You wily deviants!! You demented pigs!!
<<<<You scum-of-the-earth!!
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Gigi: TORPEDO KICK!!!

Trio: GAH-HAH!!!
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Gigi: It's barbaric just to go after a girl for her bodily charms...
<<<<You men are nothing but animals. Love-hungry animals,
<<<<that's what you are.
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Gigi: NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES, PIGS!!!
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Gigi: You oughta be ashamed of yourselves!
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Gigi: Precious little students, whom I love with most of my heart...
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Trio: {What is wrong with this torpedo?
<<<<<The world may never know...}
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Gigi: Time-out's over, kids!
<<<<Just apologize to Miss Gigi, and we'll put our pasts behind us!

Trio: We're sorry.
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Gigi: Who do you think you're DEALING with?!!

Trio: Meee-gyaa-gyaah!!
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Gigi: Haven't you noticed that I NEVER let my guard down?

Tennosuke: You're nothing but a con artist!
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Gigi: Don't touch me, you blue lawbreaker!!
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Bo-bobo: You're wide open, Over!!
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Bo-bobo: Nose Hair Fist Secret Attack: "Nose Hair Fierce Fist"!!!
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Bo-bobo: That had to have done some damage!!
<<<<<<<Where's her corpse?!
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Gigi: Now we're getting somewhere!
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Bo-bobo: {No way!! Every attack we make is more worthless than the last...
<<<<<<<<Is she really "untouchable" like the last chapter name implied...?!}
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Gigi: That was simply dee-licious!
<<<<My condolences to the chef...
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[Gyorai Films Presents]
[The Torpedo Returns]
[Scene #1: "Condolences"]

Beauty: Oh NO! Another stupid show!!
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Gigi: I know it's late, sir! That's only because it took me so long to get
<<<<here on shank's mare! But I felt I just HAD to give you my thanks.
<<<<May I come in?

Bo-bobo: Whatever it is you're selling, we ain't buying.
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Gigi: HOPE EVERYBODY'S DECENT!!!

Bo-bobo: Uh-WAH!!!
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Gigi: Here's my John Hancock. Hope you like it.

Paper: [G.G. My Way]
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Bo-bobo: She might be even STUPIDER than the original cast!!!

Beauty: Since when did Bo-bobo have SUPERMAN-LIKE abilities?!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm faster than a locomotive smashing right through your GUT!!

Tennosuke: Glerf!

Beauty: Why would the losing side EVER resort to FRIENDLY-FIRE?!!
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Beauty: Watch out!! He's coming right for us!!

Heppokomaru: And he's showcasing a worthless autograph!!
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Gigi: I rectify even the most minuscule high jinks into undetectable low jinks!!
<<<<Why, you might ask?! Because I'm a torpedo!!!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm gonna take you down and out!! Why, you might ask?
<<<<<<<BECAUSE I'M BO-BOBO!!
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[Things That Flipped My Lid (In a Good Way) About the PS2 Game]
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(Sawai lists some things he liked about the upcoming (as of 2003) video game.
I didn't feel it was necessary to translate it, so I didn't.)

Heppokomaru: I'm honored, no matter how it comes out.

Beauty: Me too.
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Translator's Notes:
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In SA 89, on page 24, Beauty mentions "The Thinker". The Thinker is a bronze and marble sculpture by Auguste Rodin held in the Musée Rodin in Paris, France. It depicts a man in sober meditation battling with a powerful internal struggle. It is often used to represent philosophy. At the bottom of the page we see DP and TT as "The Birth of Venus", another piece of art. Thankfully neither of the three idiots are nude, except for DP and TT... but that doesn't count.
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"Steve" is the child-friendly man from Blue's Clues. His "thinking chair" is where he does his business... Rather than just repeating "Think" for the umpteenth time, this appropriate localization is made on page 25. And Steve will always be the original. Joe just never cut it for me...
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Gigi looks very much like an M&M, so expect that insult to appear regularly regarding her whenever she is ridiculed.
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On page 35, "The Torpedo Returns" is obviously a spoof of the Japanese Studio Ghibli film, "The Cat Returns". Funny, I rented that movie once, but I never found the time to watch it...
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