Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 89

Bo-bobo's team is in dire straights...not only are they facing an unstoppable force in Torpedo Girl, but they can't do anything crazy in front of her! So...how the heck do they fight her?

Ougi 89: Three Idiots vs. The Torpedo

23.
Bo-bobo: WHAT IS THIS…SHE’S PUSHED DOWN ALL OF OUR ATTACKS…WE...WE CAN’T WIN…
Torpedo Girl: I cannot forgive any foolishness and I cannot forgive of any of your existences…
SFX: Creak creak
Torpedo Girl: THAT’S BECAUSE I’M A TORPEDO!!!!!

24.
Bo-bobo: Ku…we can’t give up!! There has to be a means by which we can attack her…think…Think. Think Think.
Bo-bobo: THINK!!!
Beauty: HE BECAME “THE THINKER”--!!!
Torpedo Girl: DON’T JOKE--!!!!
SFX: CRASH
Bo-bobo: GUBA!!!
Tennosuke: SHE DEFEATED BO-BOBO!!! CAN’T WE ALSO THINK OF A WAY TO DEFEAT THAT THING…
Don Patch: Think think think think
Don Patch & Tennosuke: THINK!!! (out loud) U~~~n
Beauty: THEY’RE “THE BIRTH OF VENUS”!!!

25.
Torpedo Girl: U~~~N
Beauty: AND WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!
Torpedo Girl: THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING----!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Don Patch: IT’S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS--!!!
Bo-bobo: Think think think think
SFX: Poku Poku Poku Poku
SFX: CHI----N
Beauty: WHAT’S THAT EXPRESSION!!? (A Flounder?)
Torpedo Girl: GET RID OF THAT FACE--!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Bo-bobo: GABA!!!!

26.
Dengaku Man: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, OVER!!! I’M YOUR OPPONENT!!!!
Flags: Dengaku Ichi/Kabuki
SFX: Step step
Dengaku Man: HE STILL DOESN’T CARE!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: DAMN YOU--!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO US IF WE HAVEN’T JOKED AROUND SINCE EARLIER!!!
Bo-bobo’s Jacket: 2nd Generation President
Beauty: YOU’VE DECIDED TO JOKE REGARDLESS!!!
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA--!!!!
SFX: BO—OM

27.
Torpedo Girl: AS IS I’LL SEND YOU THREE TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!! THAT’S BECAUSE I’M A TORPEDO!!!
Don Patch: IDIOT!!! THIS IS RIGHT WERE WE WANT YOU!! THERE’S THREE OF US HERE!!! WE’RE GOING TO STOP YOUR RUSHING!!!
Don Patch: RIGHT, YOU GUYS!!!
Don Patch: THERE’S NO ONE ELSE HERE--!!!!
Bo-bobo: That’s not what
Tennosuke: We wanted.
SFX: GOOOOOOO
Bo-bobo & Tennosuke: YAY----NO WAY NO WAY---!
SFX: SLAP

28.
Don Patch: PLEASE KILL ME!!!! ISN’T IT BETTER IF I DIE----!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Don Patch: AAA—N
Bo-bobo: DON PATCH--!!!!
SFX: UOOOOO
Beauty: It is your fault.
Torpedo Girl: I CAN’T FORGIVE EVEN THE TINIEST STUPIDITY!! THAT’S BECAUSE I’M
Sign: TORPEDO KG
Torpedo Girl: A TORPEDO!!!! (Ah, I’m fat…)

29.
Bo-bobo: I too can’t forgive no less than your wickedness.
Torpedo Girl: !
Bo-bobo: THAT’S BECAUSE HE TOO IS A TORPEDO!!!
Tennosuke: N—N—
Beauty: KYAAA!!!
Torpedo Girl: DON’T JOKE WITH ME!!!
SFX: UOOOOOOOO
SFX: BO—OM
Tennosuke: GYA!!!
Bo-bobo: CANCELLING FAILED!!!!

30.
Bo-bobo: KU!! IF THAT’S HOW SHE IS, I’LL STOP HER FROM MOVING WITH MY NOSEHAIRS!!!!
Torpedo Girl: !!
Torpedo Girl: OH NO! WHY DO I FEEL THAT BOY PLAYING WITH ROPE IN HIS ROOM!!? AGGRESSIVE!! HE’S BEEN AGGRESSIVE RECENTLY!!!
Torpedo Girl: I’M AN EMBARRASED TORPEDO--!!!
Bo-bobo: GYAAAAA
SFX: SLIIIIDE

31.
Beauty: BO-BOBO, HOLD ON!!!
Torpedo Girl: I CAN’T ALREADY BE THIS FIERCE SO SUDDENLY!! WELL I AM A TORPEDO…
Torpedo Girl: IF YOU DON’T TREAT ME NICE, I WILL EXPLODE!
Everyone: I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS A GAG OR FOR REAL—
Don Patch: SO THEN, WE’LL BEAT HER IF THE THREE OF US ACT AS ONE!!!
Tennosuke: OU!!!

32.
Don Patch: ALRIGHT!!! FORCE HER DOWN!!
Tennosuke: NOW, KILL HER BO-BOBO!!
Torpedo Girl: Eh? No!! Perverts!! Let me go!!!
Torpedo Girl: IYAAAA----!! THEY’RE FIGHTING TO PLAY AROUND WITH MY BODY! COWARDS, COWARDS, COWARDS----
Torpedo Girl: COWARDS GET THE TORPEDO WHIRL KICK!!!!
SFX: WHAM, BAM, SLAM
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAA!!!
Torpedo Girl: You’re mean…I know your purpose is to have my body…monsters…all of you are monsters…
Torpedo Girl: ALL OF YOU SIT!!!!!
(Translator’s Note: The term she used is “Seiza”, which is to sit down with your legs bent and laying on the bottom half, similar to sitting on tatami during a Japanese tea ceremony)

33.
Torpedo Girl: Really…
Torpedo Girl: BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE MY CUTE STUDENTS…
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: WE DON’T GET THIS AT ALL—THIS TORPEDO…
Torpedo Girl: Well, what’s passed is done. All of you will properly apologize to teacher.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke: ………WE’RE SORRY………

34.
Torpedo Girl: WHO’S THE TEACHER------!!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GYAAAAAAA!!!!
Torpedo Girl: Really, don’t be open or off-guard.
Tennosuke: You--…Now you’re a fraud…
Torpedo Girl: WHERE YOU TOUCHING, PERVERT!!!
SFX: Bam
Bo-bobo: I FOUND AN OPENING, OVER!!!
Bo-bobo: HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: VIOLENT NOSEHAIR FIST!!!!
SFX: SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

35.
Bo-bobo: THIS SHOULD DECIDE IT…WHAT!!?
SFX: SHUUUUUUU
Torpedo Girl: MORE! MORE!
Bo-bobo: TH…THIS IS RIDICULOUS…I DIDN’T EVEN HURT HER NOW…IS SHE INVINCIBLE…?
Torpedo Girl: THAT WAS GREAT NOW! I TOO AM THANKFUL FOR THAT… (HAA HAA)
Caption: OLD TORPEDO TALE: TORPEDO RETURNS THE FAVOR: Episode 1: Thanks
Beauty: WHAT’S THIS!? A WEIRD THING HAS STARTED!!!
Voice: I’m sorry I’m so late, tonight! I’m a torpedo who has received a favor for staying in your room. Can I come in to give thanks?
Bo-bobo: You can’t come in. Please go home.

36.
Torpedo Girl: PARDON ME!!!!!
SFX: CRASH
Bo-bobo: UO!!!!
Torpedo Girl: HERE, MY AUTOGRAPH FOR THANKS.
Signature: GYORAING MY WAY
(Translator’s Note: I really should have said this before but “Gyorai” is “Torpedo” in Japanese…thus her name is “Gyorai Girl”. Besides, it would look stupid to see it as “Torpedoing My Way”…or not)
Bo-bobo: YOU’RE TOO CRAZY-----!!!
SFX: WHOOSH
Beauty: BO-BOBO IS FLYING-----!!!

37.
Bo-bobo: NOW I’LL SMA-----SH INTO TENNOSUKE!!!
SFX: BO—OM
Tennosuke: GYAA!!!
Beauty: WHY!!!?
Beauty: KYAAA, HE’S COMING THIS WAY---!!!
Heppokomaru: AND HE’S GOT A WEIRD SIGN--!!!
Torpedo Girl: Fu…I’ll let you do that for a bit. But I can’t forgive you. That’s because I’m a torpedo.
Bo-bobo: I CAN’T FORGIVE YOU EITHER!!! THAT’S BECAUSE I’M BO-BOBO!!

Translator's Note: Somehow I'm a bit shocked by how easy this chapter was: nothing really troublesome to translate, nothing really problematic to figure out culturally. Just more torpedo jokes...though not as many as last time.